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Resonance
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Bisexual Female, 55
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Indeed, on the 14th October this also happened...
- Former Goodies star Bill Oddie was indicted under the prevention of terrorism act while filming a documentary on bats in Thailand. He was charged with possession of an offensive beard, but released when it was revealed that his facial hair was actually an FBI agent deep undercover.
- On this date in Wichita, Kansas in 1979 it was legally agreed that Termites could marry and set up home in the back yard of any former Film star. This law was repealed in 1993 when Pinocchio came to visit and had his nose repeatedly attacked.
- Kermit the Frog married Miss Piggy in a civil ceremony in Los Angeles on this date in 1977. However the wedding ended in disaster when Kermit croaked and Miss Piggy went down with a case of Swine Flu that even Doctor Bunsen couldn't cure. Court proceedings by the Swedish Chef are still running to this day over an unpaid catering bill.
- Former Goodies star Bill Oddie was indicted under the prevention of terrorism act while filming a documentary on bats in Thailand. He was charged with possession of an offensive beard, but released when it was revealed that his facial hair was actually an FBI agent deep undercover.
- On this date in Wichita, Kansas in 1979 it was legally agreed that Termites could marry and set up home in the back yard of any former Film star. This law was repealed in 1993 when Pinocchio came to visit and had his nose repeatedly attacked.
- Kermit the Frog married Miss Piggy in a civil ceremony in Los Angeles on this date in 1977. However the wedding ended in disaster when Kermit croaked and Miss Piggy went down with a case of Swine Flu that even Doctor Bunsen couldn't cure. Court proceedings by the Swedish Chef are still running to this day over an unpaid catering bill.
Wellll...
Since the Forum is now happily ready to accept slagging off us fat, ugly, disabled folk as all in all jolly good fun, harmless and entertaining I don't see what's wrong with this thread either.
After all, it is what makes the Forum go round isn't it? For the good of the site and all that...
It's just a post, the same as all the others. Or are you hinting some people shouldn't be allowed their opinion?
Gosh, must stop. Being far too provocative. ;-)
For what it's worth, I don't know if Brucie is a troll or not (I said his name! Oh lordy, strike me down!). I just despise arrogant, opinionated rudeness and won't overlook it simply because I want to fuck that person or find them attractive physically or intimidating intellectually.
But by the same token, I see no point in making an issue of it either as it just adds credence to his more hurtful statements and gives him the attention (nay, adulation of some) that he seems to crave.
Certainly as a ploy to stir things up and get himself noticed (and a following) it has worked very well, so you can't argue with results. Most people seem quite chuffed the forum seems to be buzzing again, so who therefore gives a toss if it offended a lot of people in the process? (Well I do, but I'm in the minority)
I just don't agree with how he achieved that initially. But hey ho, each to their own. Different strokes for different folks and all that. I'll try and rebuild my shattered life and move on. I can't really take issue with it. When I joined, I made a lot of noise, but chose to try and be funny and amusing. I've no doubt that annoyed just as many people as what Brucie did, but I would hope that it didn't offend.
Incidentally, different opinions have nothing to do with it. Opinions are fine, it is how you state them. Brucie could easily have said what he wanted to positively, perhaps stating he had a preference for young attractive ladies of a certain dress size. He didn't do that because it would not have got anywhere near the response. It may have been his different opinion, different take on attractiveness, but it was stated in a deliberately inflammatory, hurtful and controversial way designed to provoke and annoy. It worked well on that score, but to justify it as being "different opinions" is a bit lame. It's like saying Stalin had a different opinion to Lenin, or Hitler to Churchill, Gandhi to the Raj, Jeremy Kyle to most sane, reasonable people...
I could say my opinion is that all thin girls are anorexic drug addicts. Or that all black men are pimps all Bisexual people are just stupid and indecisive. I'd be shot down in flames for that and rightly so. But it is the same. An opinion. Just a different view of the world that some people don't agree with, which is apparently their problem for rushing to take offence, rather than mine.
In the end though, the Forum is a happy place, Brucie saved the world, some people love him and want his babies. Others hate him. Conflict breeds posts. Job done and it seems most folk are happy with it. The majority holds sway. Life goes on.
I just feel sorry for those folk who have basically been told "Yeah, you took offence or disagreed with what was stated, but please shut up and stop biting back at him. He's gorgeous don't you know!" For them to be cast as the pantomime villains of the piece, or slated as being "a forum bore" is, in my opinion, wrong and unfair. People have a right to express their opinion, even if they are supposedly fat and ugly.
It's that general perception, far moreso than Brucie's posts, that has bothered me a little.
But that's perhaps my problem and I've dealt with it and did so without feeling the need to lash out at a person or group of people to state it. That may seem paradoxical given that I've stated this here, but I'd hope that this comes across as intended, a gentle rational explanation of my feelings on the whole topic as raised by Mrs B and how events of the last few days have unfolded, rather than an attention seeking blast aimed at one person or a cross section of the forum.
Since the Forum is now happily ready to accept slagging off us fat, ugly, disabled folk as all in all jolly good fun, harmless and entertaining I don't see what's wrong with this thread either.
After all, it is what makes the Forum go round isn't it? For the good of the site and all that...
It's just a post, the same as all the others. Or are you hinting some people shouldn't be allowed their opinion?
Gosh, must stop. Being far too provocative. ;-)
For what it's worth, I don't know if Brucie is a troll or not (I said his name! Oh lordy, strike me down!). I just despise arrogant, opinionated rudeness and won't overlook it simply because I want to fuck that person or find them attractive physically or intimidating intellectually.
But by the same token, I see no point in making an issue of it either as it just adds credence to his more hurtful statements and gives him the attention (nay, adulation of some) that he seems to crave.
Certainly as a ploy to stir things up and get himself noticed (and a following) it has worked very well, so you can't argue with results. Most people seem quite chuffed the forum seems to be buzzing again, so who therefore gives a toss if it offended a lot of people in the process? (Well I do, but I'm in the minority)
I just don't agree with how he achieved that initially. But hey ho, each to their own. Different strokes for different folks and all that. I'll try and rebuild my shattered life and move on. I can't really take issue with it. When I joined, I made a lot of noise, but chose to try and be funny and amusing. I've no doubt that annoyed just as many people as what Brucie did, but I would hope that it didn't offend.
Incidentally, different opinions have nothing to do with it. Opinions are fine, it is how you state them. Brucie could easily have said what he wanted to positively, perhaps stating he had a preference for young attractive ladies of a certain dress size. He didn't do that because it would not have got anywhere near the response. It may have been his different opinion, different take on attractiveness, but it was stated in a deliberately inflammatory, hurtful and controversial way designed to provoke and annoy. It worked well on that score, but to justify it as being "different opinions" is a bit lame. It's like saying Stalin had a different opinion to Lenin, or Hitler to Churchill, Gandhi to the Raj, Jeremy Kyle to most sane, reasonable people...
I could say my opinion is that all thin girls are anorexic drug addicts. Or that all black men are pimps all Bisexual people are just stupid and indecisive. I'd be shot down in flames for that and rightly so. But it is the same. An opinion. Just a different view of the world that some people don't agree with, which is apparently their problem for rushing to take offence, rather than mine.
In the end though, the Forum is a happy place, Brucie saved the world, some people love him and want his babies. Others hate him. Conflict breeds posts. Job done and it seems most folk are happy with it. The majority holds sway. Life goes on.
I just feel sorry for those folk who have basically been told "Yeah, you took offence or disagreed with what was stated, but please shut up and stop biting back at him. He's gorgeous don't you know!" For them to be cast as the pantomime villains of the piece, or slated as being "a forum bore" is, in my opinion, wrong and unfair. People have a right to express their opinion, even if they are supposedly fat and ugly.
It's that general perception, far moreso than Brucie's posts, that has bothered me a little.
But that's perhaps my problem and I've dealt with it and did so without feeling the need to lash out at a person or group of people to state it. That may seem paradoxical given that I've stated this here, but I'd hope that this comes across as intended, a gentle rational explanation of my feelings on the whole topic as raised by Mrs B and how events of the last few days have unfolded, rather than an attention seeking blast aimed at one person or a cross section of the forum.
Quote by lyns
Get yourself a 6 year old, he/she will happily tell the world and his wife that 'mummy's got an earing in her boobie'.
Ours told my parents that Mummy and Daddy like to "bounce on the bed in the morning."
Cheeky bugger. I was standing off the side incase Mrs R fell off doing her backward somersault...
Quote by midsprincess
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:
I just spat my tea out :!:
What colour was it ??
Just checking to see if you`ve been teabagging !!
omg first it was rainbow kisses and no one will tell me what that is now its teabagging what ever next
i know lets have a blancmange party
Pervert!
Everyone knows it's Angel Delight otherwise you are just weird...
:lol:
Quote by poshkate
I'll confirm that it stings like hell if you get it in your eye. Any where else is fine with me!
To be fair, unless you are in specific, mainly German, specialist themed films, we don't aim for your eye... We just never know if it's going to leap out like a salmon up a river, or dribble out rather limply like a leaky tap.
Consequently, the AOIL (Area of Anticipated Landing) is quite large and sadly, if you are aiming in a Northerly direction with your erection, it does bring the eyes into play.
I still think it would be easier if we came and it came out all wrapped up, like a Kinder Egg toy and women could then open it up and decide what to do with it.
Evolution, or Geoff the designer, has a lot to answer for.
Quote by BIoke
I feel like one of those hopeless straight men you see on the television programme "Queer guys for the shit straight bloke" or something.
That programme always makes me laugh my ass off... they don't want to dress them up, they want to shag them.. you can see it in their eyes.. 4 puffs in a straight man's bedroom looking through his undies.. most gay men I know would pay to do that job!
Now if I'd have said that, I'd have been called homophobic.
Bloody whinging puftas...
;-)
Quote by noladreams
I had really bad menstrual cramps this month: it felt like someone was dragging out my insides... using some sort of industrial sized magnet and pulling them through a sieve made of barbed wire.
Only 27 or so more day till the fun starts again!
Pah!
Menstrual cramps is for wimps. Still, at least I know how long I've got to hide in the vegetable rack at Tesco to scare you with my turnip.
Quote by BIoke
... and the pink tutu I ordered from ebay has been delayed in the post.
.. fear not, I'm a mean man on the sewing machine and I'll pop to Abakan and get some pink net and get your sorted :thumbup:
Cool!
Can you do me some curtains to match and tell me how to make ladies bras open?
I feel like one of those hopeless straight men you see on the television programme "Queer guys for the shit straight bloke" or something.
Quote by BIoke
Knock on for me on the way... Mrs Res and I can catch up on te goss while we watch! :twisted:
Hey, you were always part of the plan anyway - you know where he lives so it means I can get there invited or not
I wondered who it was I saw stalking me the other day. With the limp and unconvincing moustache... I'd just got my hand on a cracking pair of Melon's in Tesco too when you caught my eye.
You really wouldn't want to watch Nola, it'd be like watching a Sumo match without the nappies. Besides, I haven't had my badge through yet from the society to say I can be the token gay in the area and the pink tutu I ordered from ebay has been delayed in the post. The day-glo orange leggings have arrived however and they go well with my eyes.
Erm...
You don't have to have 2000 perforations do you? Could this not just be called "bollock rolling" or "nutsack massage" or something?
Incidentally, how do you become a Mod? Is it like the Masons? Only invited by secret meeting when someone with their tit hanging out comes up and asks you if you like Cheddars and Frogspawn on a Wednesday in June?
If so, how do you tell the difference between a mod request and a genuine request for a meet?
There's so much I have to learn about the world and it's wily ways.
You don't have to have 2000 perforations do you? Could this not just be called "bollock rolling" or "nutsack massage" or something?
Incidentally, how do you become a Mod? Is it like the Masons? Only invited by secret meeting when someone with their tit hanging out comes up and asks you if you like Cheddars and Frogspawn on a Wednesday in June?
If so, how do you tell the difference between a mod request and a genuine request for a meet?
There's so much I have to learn about the world and it's wily ways.
Quote by Ben_welshminx
LOL GNV.
Ive just been watching Scooby Doo.
I think I have a Thelma fetish. I think i need help.
Thelma? Is she the short one with the specs?
Isn't Daphne the fox in the box in that show?
Oh and another old Cartoon one, did anyone read the Asterix books? Do you remember the girl who was married to the old fella Geriatrix? Big lips?
I'd let her have a go of my walking stick.
Quote by Cherrytree
Have a wee into someone's mouth
Erm? How? Doesn't it come out a bit...erm...whirly for girlies? Like a sprinkler system as opposed to a single jet?
I'm so boring sexually I've not done anything relatively odd really. I did get talking with a really fierce submissive one time who was desperate for me to take her and be dom with her. I didn't know what I was doing but I remember telling her at one point (in a moment of rather sad, desperation trying to think of something novel yet kinky) I wanted her to be gangbanged in a field of nettles. I don't know if it hit the mark (No I do, it didn't, surprisingly) but the image, and embarrassment, has stayed with me since. :shock:
Quote by Too Hot
I am a member of other forums which also get regularly attacked by trolls who simply see the anonymity of the arena as an opportunity for personal entertainment. I agree that there is definately an issue with the troll being an attention seeker and that is the main motivator to get off on the attention that comes as a result of the mayhem he/she is creating.
The problem is that most regular posters simply cant help themselves but fall for the bait and react/respond to the trolls and thereby feed them. They should simply be ignored. Think about it, it you were with an annoying person in a pub, would you keep talking to them or would you ignore them?
100% agree.
