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8 Aug 2008

sat here roflmao...................
jeezus you kinky lot, i still dont know how to find the missin ferkin mail but ya have given me some great hints n tips on kinky fruit lol

keep the ideas coming biggrin

love dee xx

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6 Aug 2008

Quote by Calista
My in box and sent box mail has disappered :shock:
Does SH move them somewhere safe ?
Anyone else have this problem or know how i can retreive them?
Thanks,
dee

I have them and will keep them hostage until you deliver the following to me:
6 Toffee crisp
4 large Aero bars
3 ripe bananas
1 large hot chocolate with whipped cream and powdered chocolate on top.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sorry, no problems here, it'll probably be back by the time you read this! biggrin

LMAO thank god i didnt type missing male lol

im curious what ya want the bananas for
Ooooooo now that would be telling :rascal:
And Markz asks that question (about BB or dial-up)of everyone, it's irrelevant - don't worry :lol:
Do you think it's a secret fetish?
mental image of a leather clad banana with whips :lol:

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6 Aug 2008

Quote by Jawnathan
10-30 minutes, phfft I can get a woman there in 5 mins

i can get myself there in less wink

dee

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6 Aug 2008

Quote by Samndave
being an over sentimental woman that loves cats (have 6 of my own) this was defo a weepy for me

ditto...........but only 2 cats, 2 guinea pigs, 2 rabbits {furry ones} and Rich lol

dee

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6 Aug 2008

Why do people lie dunno

If ya cant be honest about likes/dislikes etc, whats the point? confused

dee

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6 Aug 2008

Quote by markz
are you on broadband or dial up.......

dongle thingy by 3G

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6 Aug 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
My in box and sent box mail has disappered :shock:
Does SH move them somewhere safe ?
Anyone else have this problem or know how i can retreive them?
Thanks,
dee

I have them and will keep them hostage until you deliver the following to me:
6 Toffee crisp
4 large Aero bars
3 ripe bananas
1 large hot chocolate with whipped cream and powdered chocolate on top.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sorry, no problems here, it'll probably be back by the time you read this! biggrin

LMAO thank god i didnt type missing male lol

im curious what ya want the bananas for

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3 Aug 2008

My in box and sent box mail has disappered :shock:
Does SH move them somewhere safe ? confused

Anyone else have this problem or know how i can retreive them?
Thanks,
dee

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3 Aug 2008

Only kinky and up for fun when im not wearing my nursing uniform wink

dee

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3 Aug 2008

If only Bill Gates had started 25 years ago sad

I would be dee_rich and retired by now wink

dee

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1 Aug 2008

As a kid, my mum used to threaten me by saying she would put me in a home with my ears pinned back if i misbehaved :cry:
Guess what happened when i was 12...............had a 2 week stint in hospital to get my ears pinned back lol

Luckily she never did put me in a home when i misbehaved biggrin

dee

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31 Jul 2008

If only the ops looked like you and lived down the road from me wink

im happy to message any ops online, they all do a great job. smile

Some even have a sense of humour too bolt

Maybe some sort of "commision" wage {depending on new paying members?}
Anyway,keep up the good work.
love dee xx

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18 Jul 2008

Quote by flower411
Generally I try to imagine the nurse naked. If she ain`t my type I`m in trouble :scared:

wonders what ya type is confused

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dee

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12 Jul 2008

This link might help you....
dee

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8 Jul 2008

am sure someone will be entertained by it today,no need to apologise
yup, i even typed in my cats,guinea pigs and rabbits name :lol:
my excuse is...................its late, i cant sleep and small things amuse small minds {no reference to male genitalia please :lol: }
dee

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8 Jul 2008

With age comes wisdom so they say confused

Im sitting browsing forum wearing fleecy robe,unsexy nightie and a pair of Rich's socks {i hate cold feet sad

}
This is my "chill" time biggrin

Dont think im getting boring as such, just more laid back.
Still love dressing up in pvc, porno shoes etc when we go out :P
The plus side of being older is when younger friends ask for advice cos they think im clever ....told them ive been around the block a few times, made the odd mistake or two. lol

dee

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8 Jul 2008

Quote by Stormwalker
I always read the instructions :smug:, by the time I've finished, Fire has usually assembled whatever it is.

Behind every man is one of us females saying........
Are you sure it cant be done the other way?
Im sure it doesnt look like that in the catalogue.
Maybe if i helped you ?
Okay, i will shut up but when my way turns out to be the proper way to do it.
Typical male, leaves all the mess for me to clean up,
oops sorry dear i didnt know you needed those vital 24 nuts and bolts that i threw away and then cleaned out the cat litter tray, rabbit and guinea pigs hutches.
dee
p.s. i hold my hands up and admit ive said the above to Rich lol

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8 Jul 2008

Quote by Whipsnspurs
what i take great offence to is when another child does something wrong to mine and their parents don't sort it out.
whips

I totally agree, but sadly some parents seem to lack "social skills"
My daughter is 11 and has been brought up to respect others,treat people how she likes to be treated.
She came home from school the other day upset, the driver of the bus she was travelling on was rude,bad mannered and obnoxious towards several passengers.
I promptly rang the bus company and complained.
There are few things the government havent started taxing.............the love i have for my daughter smile

manners and respect to name just three :grin:
dee

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8 Jul 2008

Quote by anais
I always read the instructions after I've seen the men in my life try and put things together thinking they know how to do it...and not listening to me when I suggest they at least check out the instructions!!
Hope your tender bits are feeling better...

tender bits well on the way to recovery,laffs,ty
Never buy a DIY bed from argos..........
If it takes 2 men approx 5 hours, why does it take 1 guy 3 weeks dunno

dee

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7 Jul 2008

Rich bought some vacuum suction cups for me.
Eagerly attached them to a certain part of my anatomy wink

They certainly vacuumed and suctioned as advertised.
After a while they got a bit ermmmmmmmmmmmm "intense" redface

Asked him to release them........then realised he hadnt read the bit about "how to release fast"
The scene was something out of faulty towers...me screaming and swearing, him frantically reading instructions. :grin:
Anyone else eagerly tried something new and not read the "how to do it properly" instructions?
dee

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4 Jul 2008

ha pe nes........chinese penis lol

dee

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28 Jun 2008

Rich loves my birthday suit silly

hwoar:
I prefer more sedate stuff...........
black pvc,leather,cuffs and collar biggrin

dee

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26 Jun 2008

Huge kiss from me {no tongues lol

} and a manly hand shake from Rich.
Have a good one.
luv dee n Rich

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25 Jun 2008

Quote by Dawnie

Ian you could line a few up so I could see which ones I fancied shagging :giggle:

Go on then, you twisted my arm, I will help you out. You pick the ones you fancy and I will try them out for you :giggle:
What am I supposed to do while I wait dunno

Not too sure I like this idea :lol2:
Dawnie,ya could join a knitting club :scared: :scared: lol

dee
I think the knitting club is a great idea and Dawnie, I will try them out as quick as I can, honest wink

Dee I could knit willy warmers :giggle:
Can you hurry up and pass me a couple of good ones please NWC, I have a bit of free time coming up :rascal:
Dawnie, ya always have to bring the convo around to sex again rotflmao

How many balls will ya need for Ian? :P
dee x

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25 Jun 2008

Wonders if i can be the 1st patient to be examined :P
Well done Dawnie
kiss

love dee

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24 Jun 2008

Quote by Dawnie

Ian you could line a few up so I could see which ones I fancied shagging :giggle:

Go on then, you twisted my arm, I will help you out. You pick the ones you fancy and I will try them out for you :giggle:
What am I supposed to do while I wait dunno

Not too sure I like this idea :lol2:
Dawnie,ya could join a knitting club :scared: :scared: lol

dee

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21 Jun 2008

That wasnt his leg wink

dee

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21 Jun 2008

Quote by Fiona_uk
Good manners should be used in all rooms regardless of room title.
Strangely enough, even skinny folk are allowed in BBW rooms!
Fi

Proudly goes in the BBW room with my tiny boobs biggrin

dee

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20 Jun 2008

Have a wonderful day, do as little as possible,please yourself etc etc
{why change a habit just cos its ya birthday bolt

}
dee n Rich xx

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14 Jun 2008

Toys come alive at night.
Its not a scotch egg, its a round sausage thats yellow sausage in the middle.
Daughter picked her nose at the age of 3, I told her about the bogie monster that covers ya whole bedroom. Never found bogies on her wardrobe ever again.
On giving me a kiss, she could smell chocolate on me and I said it was chocolate toothpaste.
The list goes on and on.
I must be a bad mother to tell such horror stories lol

dee
child is now 11 and smarter than me :cry:

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