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12 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
:welcome:
nice intro :thumbup:

Thank you Redstiletto, nice to meet you
Risen Phoenix
ps: y1pp33, 1 c4n r34d you s1gn4tur3 :thumbup:

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Hello and welcome to SH

thank you Horny Red, lucky Dino
:high-smile:
Risen Phoenix

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Phoenix
How dare you hijack my name.....
I'm not a real newb, just had to change my name.
Neat first post by the way and welcome.

oops sorry Phoenix hijack unintended.....still just think about it.....your from North Midlands, I'm from East midlands...we only need to get two more Phoenix's ...one from west and one from south and we will have the midlands stitched up......this week the midlands.....who knows perhaps the world next
Risenphoenix :wave:
Well, a couple of "birds" in my area would do me fine, never mind south and east.... Mind you, at my age (top end of yours), you no longer call them "birds" but "Coronary promoters". wink

perhaps we should put a joint ad in to find all the 'midland' birds...I beleive there is a glut (not slut) in Nottingham....I come originally from Burton on Trent (well someone has to)...moved south many, many years ago and am now slowly moving back North...a bit like the elephants grave yard.....agree with the coronary promoters, but what a way to go....would just love to cause the Undertaker the problem of screwing the lid down...
...happy hunting, if I get any useful leads down here in the MK area I will give you the nod
cheers :cheers:

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11 Aug 2005

Quote by Phoenix
How dare you hijack my name.....
I'm not a real newb, just had to change my name.
Neat first post by the way and welcome.

oops sorry Phoenix hijack unintended.....still just think about it.....your from North Midlands, I'm from East midlands...we only need to get two more Phoenix's ...one from west and one from south and we will have the midlands stitched up......this week the midlands.....who knows perhaps the world next
Risenphoenix :wave:

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10 Aug 2005

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Mmmmm, just a thought, but I wonder how many of you ladies who don't like muscly men would change their minds if the tongue was a 'muscle' and could be pumped up....
rolleyes

Risenphoenix

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10 Aug 2005

Quote by debz4u
Fantastic first post mine was hiya lol... But it worked for me. Men have to work a little welcome xxxx

Thank you debz4u.....if I had a figure like your avatar redface

then Hiya would have been all I said as well...but as you say we guys have to try that little bit harder...but when we do and we get a response like yours it makes it all so worthwhile....
......tell me Debz...with your Avatar..were you trying to tune into Radio 2 or radio 4? lol
thanks again for the welcome....hope it keeps working for you
Risenphoenix kiss

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9 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Be careful when inviting someone for a meal using predictive text.

I must have a crap phone, when I tried "meal" it came out as Medallk...perhaps its as addled as my brains
Risenphoenix

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9 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
Hello and Welcome Hun
Nice first post I'm sure it will be the first of many
See we're not that bad really

Thank you, thank you Clair kiss

:kiss:
I feel all warm and tingly....I hope you are very bad.....and your avatar, mmmm, so uplifting, fair warmed my cock les....damn, must carry on with my typing lessons, keep hitting the space bar when I shouldn't
Risenphoenix :wink: :wink:

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9 Aug 2005

Quote by Ms Amber
Great first post hun........you will fit in nicely!
Hope you have lots of fun and frolicks
XX

Oh Ms Amber redface

I have fallen in love with your response :love: :love: :love: ..... it was looking at your avatar when I read "you will fit in nicely".......I just melted at that point surprised

ops: not the sort of thing I usually do...far too macho for that....I just don't know what came over me kiss

Risenphoenix :inlove:

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9 Aug 2005

Quote by oneismagic
Hi Hon, i'm sure you'll have fun on here, i do!

Hi "oneismagic" :wave:
what a lovely user name.....but I have to say that they both look magic too me kiss

:kiss:
thank you for the nice gentle opener, I'm already feeling a nice rosy glow
Risenphoenix :lickface:

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9 Aug 2005

(nervously)
yat another Newbie, exposing himself to at least two months of merciless piss taking - according to the responses to "whens a newbie a regular" (see The Cafe threads); but my shoulders are big and my brain addled, so give it your best shot, but beware, even grown men cry, so please be gentle.
Me, well I'm male, 40-50ish, and thats all your getting, seperated - but the elastoplast is doing a pretty good job at the moment, live near Stony Stratford,Bucks, I prefer to say this than Milton Keynes (only because it seems to bring about a firestorm of protests), and because it was here before Milton Keynes, and I remember it when there were only rolling hills, cows and sheep grazing, farmer boys and gentle country folk :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: ...barn dances, soirees into Nothants to and pillage, the little corner shop, Odells the ironmongers where you could get the plough share sharpened :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: etc, etc etc
Hate long boring nothing monologues from middle aged tossers, "been there", "done it", "now if I was you I wouldn't do it like that"...you know the sort....boring prats
Sexual preference - females, but have always said that when I get fed up with women, or they get fed up with me then I'll try men, but not there - yet!
Someone make my day,disprove all the responses to 'whens a newbie a regular' send me a pm, or do I have to earn my spurs first??
lots of love
Risenphoenix biggrin

(much too big a grin, trying to hard too make friends)

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