1953 'sit up and beg' Ford Prefect...100E engine ...crash 3 speed box (synchro had gone) double de-clutch to get into gear....6volt...headlight went about 10yards then dropped onto road....side retractable indicator arms.....if you forgot to cancel you would run battery flat in about 30 mins....transverse springs..tried to roll over every time you went round a round a bout...cost ..did 500 miles...blew it up on way to Richmond jazz festival...had to drive back to Paddington full throttle water pissing into one of the cylinders and a great plume of steam and smoke trailing behind....much to amusement of all pedestrians ...and police at Sheperds Bush...try that now... 
...thought you ladies would have beem inundated with male offers....but reading through the thread responses only one....and that wasn't an offer, more a sympathy comment as he seems to be having his own decorating problems..... :D :D Quote by tabbi
Something that I've wondered about, having not been to any swingers parties or clubs yet........
When all the fun is going on, do men change condoms for each woman they shag?????
Or is it a case of 'I'm alright Jack' coz they're protected they dont worry about passing from one woman to another without changing????????
Tabbi, a first class point made.....not something I can answer 
as my 'swinging' life is more wishful thinking and fanciful than real.... :) Quote by blonde
a subject thats been here before...and a no brainer
if you don't swing then go bare back as much as you want, the only possible consequences ...babies. No it isnt ................ AIDS is another possible consequence ! and I for one want to see my kids grow up !
if you swing, or just like putting it about then do not go bareback...protection at all times...
...and if you think that this will limit your sensations...then just go and have a wank ...safer for all of us
:lol: 
excuse my late entry into subject.......can't really contribute much...all sound intriguing...just one little point though, I have been reading recently about 'hoodies' being banned from shopping malls...does having a pierced hood exempt you from this....and therefore are you still able to get the weekly shopping i!!!! :D Quote by devondouble
Well i asked my hubby and he said there that as the word "virus" in its pure latin form has no plural, most people would accept viruses, but he likes the word Virii, as far as i know there is only one word that has to "ii`s" and that is the plural of Radius which is radii.
But then i was never that good at english.
I am sat here waiting to be corrected.
Quote by alex111
Probably as most things in life it is not a black or white issue.
I have just back from a lecture in London where there guy there claimed that project mangement comprises of....
40 % Art.....People skills, commumications and social stuff.
40% .....Science, statistics, performance, charts, procedures and technical crap
20% Leadership.....think its self explanitory
Thinking of it like that I guess its a blend, what this guy was saying was that most mangers get the science and some of the leadership bits ok, but are crap at the art bit.
Ok so he is talking about a project manger but I think that probably still holds true for any mangement job, if you suceed at it you are probablly already doing those 3 things.
What you think?
Hmm not sure on that last comment....... If you are manging you need a team behind you to man the boat. How can you be manging well if people are thinking of jumping out of the boat.
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Cheeky in my earlier stuff, I forgot to mention if he is getting on your case / bullying / intimidating then you need to record it and try to state in a mater of fact maner that it is not acceptable or conjucive to good team working.
Hope it gets better for you anyway.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
some people will know i gave up smoking 3 weeks ago,
well im still no smoking, but its hard to keep motivated when your gaining weight, not sleeping, really emotional and have a gross cough that you never had while smoking.
still im sure the health benefits will show soon just like you going back to the gym.
xxx lou xxx
secret is not to give up smoking ...psychologically almost impossible...but to stop smoking for the moment.....I stopped smoking 22 years ago for lent...used to do it each year but count down 40, 39, 38......etc 3,2,1 bingo 20 fags in an hour.....but the last time I counted up 1,2,3.......38,39, 40.....lets try for 41.....psychologically much easier because you can start when ever you want, you are in control...so I am on something like 8000 and something...but still have not given up smoking. So what to do.....keep giving yourself little deadlines...get there then go one further and then set another dadline...and a little reward as each mile stone is reached....
:kiss: Quote by PoloLady
:shock:
We can't leave it at 13 - that's bad luck! These poor sods are having enough bad luck
Quote by Mal
Well, there are hats and there are, err, hats!
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:rotflmao: Quote by Phoenix
Is there a bell at the end of it?
although if you pull it, I light up..... again, the hat I mean :lol:: :?: I suppose when you get an erection your hat changes into a full blown Father Christmas suit....but obviously not with a white beard 
:wink: Quote by The Muttleys:
hmmm cant see many responding to this. Not many pics of hats on dicks about. :shock:
:lol: Quote by Angel Chat
No, not because of wanking you dirty minded lot!
Some of you know I went to Cupids last night for their party night. All was going well until my partner for the night informed me that our alcohol had almost run out at around 10pm. He hadn't realised we should bring our own so was sharing mine... anyway we decided to go to the off licence for more. Unfortunately it had closed by the time we got there so we had to go to a pub for carry outs. Some bloke in the pub asked where we were going so we just said to a party, and he said "oh are you swingers?" :shock: :shock: After a tiny hesitation I of course denied it
Anyway, we got back to the club and this is where the trouble started :cry: Changing back out of my "street clothes", my foot somehow slipped off my shoe and my ankle gave way. I automatically put my right hand out to break my fall and was met with a loud crack :shock:
Half an hour and 2lbs of ice later, I was still in pain but decided to soldier on..... well there was some bloody great totty in there last night :twisted: :twisted: and we finally left at around 2am.
Every time I turned over in my sleep though, the pain woke me up, and in the end I had to wake sleeping beauty and ask him to take me to casualty.... 4 x-rays and almost 5 hrs later the doctor said he was very confused because the bruising, swelling and pain looks like a fracture, but the x-rays say otherwise. I have to go back to the "recent injury clinic"
So this post is to explain to everyone in one go what happened because typing is really tricky right now - and I won't be in the chattroom til its better either.... way too fast in there :lol:. It's also an opportunity for you to take the piss en masse as I'm sure you will :lol2: and to see if anyone else has suffered any injuries in the line of duty so to speak and managed to still have some fun ;)
:kiss: Quote by blackrodfl
Hi there.
Looking for fun loving women up for a good time. If 6ft4 med built dark vwe male living in the liverpool area L7 . women 18+ up for chats n meets give me a buzz.
:wink: Hi 'being watched', :) Hi other Nebies... :D Quote by cat02_dave
Thanks for your welcome and your advice.
How do we get invited to a munch? This sounds a good starting point. We have children so we have been talking about this for a few months and because we so rarely get free nights it hasnt progressed to actually meeting anyone.
We put up a post on the forum for a meet a few weeks ago and nobody replied presumably because there were no photos. I hope so anyway and that our description of ourselves wasnt the reason!!
Hi Cat02 and Dave Quote by Colette
Hi everyone, about time I posted an introduction.
I 'm the female half of a straight couple in our fifties, getting hornier as we get older.
I enjoy reading the posts on the forums, he likes looking at the photo ads when he gets the chance!
Never thought I'd ever get involved in swinging, still a bit nervous, but love the site and eavesdropping on all the friendly banter and discussions.
I should be finding out how to do lots of other things on my newish computer, (like finding myself an avatar) but keep logging on to this site instead - it's addictive!
Hi Colette. Quote by Ms Amber
Great first post hun........you will fit in nicely!
Hope you have lots of fun and frolicks
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ops: not the sort of thing I usually do...far too macho for that....I just don't know what came over me :twisted:
