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I think there's a car registration PEN 15! Would be great if it actually existed.
It's actually PEN 1 S. Is does exist... DVLA must have kicked themselves for missing that one...
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Hi.
Sounds very tempting, certainly. I'll check the diary and see if we're free...
How deep into deepest darkest Surrey, and what kind of time would you anticipate it starting off? (Asking not because of the distance, but of the "getting there in time" aspect!).
Cheers,
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Hi there
We dont give out the location or even close location on open forum but suffice to say its very commutable from London!
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And the time...? It would help to be able to plan work in advance...
Adopts crisp, clipped, stiff-upper lip type accent, complete with waxed handebar moustache.
Right chaps, listen up. What we need is a map. A big map of the country with little flags that show the position of our troops. Then, as they move around on their secret, after-dark missions, the WAAFs can lean over the table pushing the flags around with those stick things with the little board on the end.
Oh yes, and the WAAFs must wear seamed stockings too, of course.
Any questions? No? Good. Jolly good show chaps, last one to get a shag is rotten egg..!
Right chaps, listen up. What we need is a map. A big map of the country with little flags that show the position of our troops. Then, as they move around on their secret, after-dark missions, the WAAFs can lean over the table pushing the flags around with those stick things with the little board on the end.
Oh yes, and the WAAFs must wear seamed stockings too, of course.
Any questions? No? Good. Jolly good show chaps, last one to get a shag is rotten egg..!
Back in the dim and distant past, the first car that I bought was a moderately clapped-out DAF66. (DAF was bought out by Volvo not long after this model was made I believe, which might say something!)
It had a reputation for being able to run on anything, including paraffin, although I never put it to the test. The weirdest thing about it was the huge rubber band under the car that connected the engine to the rear wheels. I kid ye not - "Variomatic" tranmission consisited of a few pulleys and a big rubber belt, in the same way that the little automatic scooters' automatic gearboxes work. But much bigger, and prone to making horrible noises when it scrapes against the ground when you go over something bumpy...
No wonder I ended up a biker, eh?
It had a reputation for being able to run on anything, including paraffin, although I never put it to the test. The weirdest thing about it was the huge rubber band under the car that connected the engine to the rear wheels. I kid ye not - "Variomatic" tranmission consisited of a few pulleys and a big rubber belt, in the same way that the little automatic scooters' automatic gearboxes work. But much bigger, and prone to making horrible noises when it scrapes against the ground when you go over something bumpy...
No wonder I ended up a biker, eh?
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Hi Heather.....
I have heard of a place called 'The Torture Garden' in London.....it's listed on the Swingers Clubs.....have heard positive things about it from friends.....
Hope this helps....
TG is, for those who might not know, the (arguably) best know alternative/fetish club in town. Its venue varies, but recently it's been at The Mass in Brixton and I believe next month's event is at Bagley's (sort of Euston/King's Cross area).
As with most clubs there's an admission price (£15 or thereabouts), assuming you pass the moderate-ish dress code requirements (namely having made an effort with something fetishy - be it leather, latex, rubber, lingerie, head to to bodypaint, uniform... you get the idea). Inside... you'll find a lot of dancing going on to fairly typical dance music (i.e. not my kind of music!) and a lot of people dressed very much to impress. There is a room for "play" with a modicum of dungeon equipment, but at TG the emphasis is really more on fashion, dancing, seeing and being seen. There'll be two or three shows on stage throughout the night too - often a mix of some live music and some lighthearted sketches (sometimes good, sometimes not so good).
The clientele will primarily be there in couples or in groups (straight/gay/lesbian/bi all well represented). There will be a few single males, but there isn't much opportunity for them to be overly intrusive which sometimes happens in other clubs. Chatting on the dance floor is impossible, but in the chillout rooms there's an opportunity to socialise. TG has lots of regulars so it might seem a bit 'clique-y' at first, but the folks are very amiable and pleasant to get on with.
It's a very good first fet club to go to. Some people love it, some people hate it. Because there's not that much emphasis on heavy play it does seem to feel less imposing to some people. Don't go there necessarily expecting to find someone for a quick one though... it's not that kind of place.
It's enjoyable, and well worth a trip. I visit fairly often and it's always fun.
This was a public service broadcast by RK Productions. (But not on commission, alas.)
I think you changed to the new improved machine just after I joined the site (I'm not suggesting that was wholly the cause, mind!) and I remember thinking that the Mk I Bilkomobile reminded me of a Matilda for some reason.
One day... one happy day will see me parking one of these machines in my least favourite parking spot in London, just to see the council vulture-wardens try to clamp the thing!
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One day... one happy day will see me parking one of these machines in my least favourite parking spot in London, just to see the council vulture-wardens try to clamp the thing!
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Hmm, interesting question, and one worthy of a brief ponder...! (And if it's been covered before and I'm repeating old news, then sorry and tough!)
It's strange to start thinking about putting "rules" to something like this... I'd say that if there's at least three or four guys present to the one lady, then it's a gangbang, regardless of the exact, ahem, ins and outs.
But, if a definition is required then my take on it would be thus:
Three guys minimum, but four to be certain. (You've heard of threesomes and foursomes, but fivesomes?)
More than one guy should be participating at the same time.
I'd say that oral and penetration (obviously!) counts, but I'm not so sure about bukkake. While it can obviously be part of a gangbang, I'd say you need the first two to qualify.
Personally though, I'd go for the "nevermind what you call it, if it feels good do it" approach!
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It's strange to start thinking about putting "rules" to something like this... I'd say that if there's at least three or four guys present to the one lady, then it's a gangbang, regardless of the exact, ahem, ins and outs.
But, if a definition is required then my take on it would be thus:
Three guys minimum, but four to be certain. (You've heard of threesomes and foursomes, but fivesomes?)
More than one guy should be participating at the same time.
I'd say that oral and penetration (obviously!) counts, but I'm not so sure about bukkake. While it can obviously be part of a gangbang, I'd say you need the first two to qualify.
Personally though, I'd go for the "nevermind what you call it, if it feels good do it" approach!
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I don't use Firefox, but I do use the "full-fat" version of Mozilla (1.2.1 on this machine, and I think it's 1.4 on another). No troubles at all for me.
I would suggest firewall issues, but if you can post with Firefox on other internet sites then it's probably not that. Stumped thereafter...!
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I would suggest firewall issues, but if you can post with Firefox on other internet sites then it's probably not that. Stumped thereafter...!
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We went for a drive yesterday to check out a couple of the locations listed in the Bucks section of the dogging sites here, specifically (and since they're already identified on the locations page) Black Park and Church Lane.
Went during daylight to stand a better chance of finding them (and we were going that way anyway!) - the car park at Black Park had notices on the gates stating that it was locked at 8pm. Is this new? Or is there another car park rather than the main one we should have looked for?
And driving up Church Lane in both directions, we couldn't see the car park referred to. Can anyone assist with a more specific location please?
Replies by PM would probably be more appropriate.
Thanks,
A
Went during daylight to stand a better chance of finding them (and we were going that way anyway!) - the car park at Black Park had notices on the gates stating that it was locked at 8pm. Is this new? Or is there another car park rather than the main one we should have looked for?
And driving up Church Lane in both directions, we couldn't see the car park referred to. Can anyone assist with a more specific location please?
Replies by PM would probably be more appropriate.
Thanks,
A
I recommend planting a sign reading "Please do not feed the trolls." clearly for all to see.
Then, when they realise they are not getting what they think they're going to find (whatever that is) they will become bored and drift away... (But being the cynic that I am, I know they'll new trolls will spawn to replace them...)
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Then, when they realise they are not getting what they think they're going to find (whatever that is) they will become bored and drift away... (But being the cynic that I am, I know they'll new trolls will spawn to replace them...)
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At quarter to two in the morning, I must wholeheartedely commend you on a fine piece of wit that, having been up for far too many hours I don't have a hope of matching...!
It has to be done, if only to see how far over the recipient's head it flies. And I suspect Mr Dodgson would have seen the funny side too...
Top stuff.
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We'll be driving to Manchester on Sunday 28th for Erotica, leaving from west/northish London (probably kind of early)!
Is anyone else planning on going up on the Sunday, and if so, are you in need of a lift? (For a split of the petrol money.)
Reply here or drop me a PM and we can see if something can be arranged...
Regards,
RK
Is anyone else planning on going up on the Sunday, and if so, are you in need of a lift? (For a split of the petrol money.)
Reply here or drop me a PM and we can see if something can be arranged...
Regards,
RK
