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RoadKnight
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Quote by MrFC
Sorry sad :( Just though it might brighten up a dull Sunday morning. :gagged:

And indeed it did. Enough with the :( already!
I recall, many many moons ago, listening to this on a 12" vinyl. Was a bit too young to appreciate it then, but come the next time I heard it...
Perfect timing and delivery.
Not only that, but thanks to joining the site I can now play piano, waterski, run a mile in under four minutes and am starting a new job as a neurosurgeon next week...
Quote by bluexxx
However, the Sunday Sport haven't let the matter of SC drop yet. Apparently, our Stan is going to make a film and in typical Sport style, they have offered some suggestions for titles, including:
Reservoir Dogging
Digby the Biggest Dogging the the World
Dogging Soldiers
Grounddogging Day
The list goes on, but imaginative stuff, ain't it confused

Their families must be so proud of them...
"Daddy, what did you do at work today?"
Quote by Alexandra
I'm hoping for a few wekend breaks with hubby - and I've always wanted to see Prague!
Alex x x

Heh... maybe we should compare diaries...!
Tell me more...? (Here or by PM)
I'm planning on going to Prague in the not too distant future, probably with the young lady. Can we have a little more of the whats/wheres and how much please...?
Cheers,
RK
Welcome Stevee and konnichi-wa Culum Struan,
Since it's Sunday the doctors starts their rounds later, but rest assured you will be fitted for your straitjackets as soon as we can fit you in...!
In addition to the above ideas (both good ones), if you're unfortunate enough to see this idiot again, take a photo of him and his van. That in iteself may be enough to deter him, but if not when you come to report him to either the police or his company, you've got the perfect way to identify him.
For what it might be worth, this is exceptionally unusual behaviour...
Is there something in the water tonight?
If not, perhaps there should be...
Quote by docdavid
Would love to meet/chat with genuine shemales like miriam!!!

So there are fake ones too...?
Quote by Dan Solo
There is a book inside everybody, so they say !!

Very tasty it was too.
Quote by Heather
One day I shall write a book. But it would never get published as no one would ever believe me!

Actually, having dealt with enough people that the word 'twisted' doesn't begin to adequately describe them... I'd easily believe you!
Quote by Heather
This morning, while on routine screenings of new ads, I saw...

That's so what you don't need over breakfast...!
I detect someone trying to get a rise, in more than one metaphorical sense...
What's this? It's a sign... What does it say? Ah yes...
Please do not feed the troll.
At ease Carpathian, you are not alone...
I'd also add Halo Jones, Cassandra Anderson and Barbara Hershey.
and from the the world of animation, Holly Wood.
Quote by Silk and Big G
As we said we were looking for couples anyhow :-)

Were you now? Shame you didn't even read my advert.
Too last moment for me I'm afraid! Was already out on a night of, well, if not actual debauchery then definitely rather pleasant fun...
Maybe next time...!
We went out for our first (serious) session of "in car entertainment" this evening, at an undisclosed location in London. Didn't publicise it here first since it wasn't pre-planned, and all the better for being spontaneous...
Not quite sure how many interested onlookers there were; three definitely or possibly four. My young lady certainly enjoyed being the star of the show - hope you had fun too, if you're reading this.
Hi...
I/we would be interested, so if you can let me know the deal nearer to the time please, that'd be great. Can't give a guarantee of being free this far ahead of time though...
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Quote by bluexxx
I don't know whether the tooth site is for real or not, even some of the posters on the site seem to think it's a wind up too!
As far as I know sex on public transport is quite popular with some people, but I never knew it was called toothing :shock: - come on, someone must know why it's called that?

Having had a look at the site (and chuckled)... the name's got nothing to do with public transport - but simply because the prerequisite is for a Bluetooth device!
TTFN
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Quote by zepsix
did anybody ever see wasp when they were about? plus the tubes for a brilliant stage show. there was a band called dread zepplin i seen the at the riverside at newcastle, and i have got to admit, i pissed myself laughing all night biggrin

WASP don't actually deserve the past tense reference... They're gigging on May 9th at the Astoria (there are probably other dates too, but I haven't checked). Granted I'm expecting them to be a bit past their sell by date, but it could be a chuckle...!
Quote by sexgodd
young hard cack in need of fun tonight in Grimsby

What's the phrase I'm looking for...? Oh yes, I've got it...
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww!
Quote by zepsix
come to think off it. so where metallica. biggrin

Sorry to have to say it, but I think Metallica are one of the most overrated rock groups (second only to the Darkness...!).
They've had moments of brilliance (One, Enter Sandman...) but many very average songs. And - although I really wanted to like them - I say them live for the first time at the end of last year and was totally underwhelmed. I've never seen such a weak and lacklustre performance by a headline band before... I was very disappointed.
Quote by Carpathian
Other bands are wonderful but my vote must be for THE best....
Queen.....

Trying to avoid looking too smug at the direction this has taken...!
Anyone else there back on those hot July days in '86, hold up your hands...
Now.... clap!
Clap.... pause.... clap clap... pause...
Quote by ManAlive
PS THE ANARCHIST VOTERS DIDN'T VOTE - because that was the really anarchic thing to do!!

Very good. Go to the top of the class!
Main Entry:iro·ny
Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony
synonym see WIT
Queen has to take (appropriately) the crown.
Seeing them live was the best gig that I've ever seen, and is probably likely to remain so. And I've seen some very good contenders!
Rammstein, Alice Cooper and AC/DC have to come quite close.