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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Jomu - it's positively Pythonesque! Wonderful stuff! The Gospel of Dogging according to St Jomu!
Sappho xxx
The split in the space-time continuum Steve. Want to come along for the ride?
Sappho xxx
If I win, I want Fred Flinstone, Kat, Blissed, DJohn, steveg_nw, Willxx69, gmanxxx, Carpy, Mark, Bassdude, steve_1, Mr Writer, bigdaz69, Sgt Bilko, harry0, Andy_Wakefield (and anyone else I have forgotten...) to do the full monty for me!!!

Oooh, ooh, in bunny suits please! BlueEyes - you're going to need some support in this: can I volunteer, can I? Can I?
Sappho xxx
God I need to get out more - and the bloody rabbit's burned out. Will did warn me but would I listen? Oh no...
Actually TS, if the calender is to be truly representational of Swinging Heaven, then in fact we do need male, female, partnered and transgendered members.
Looks like you just volunteered! Welcome aboard!
:idea: How about the three Graces for June - Twisted-Sister, Judy TV and Davinacduk nicely grouped in flowing scarves? That is such a cool idea!
love Sappho xxx
PS: I'm not kidding, I do think it's a good idea.
Looking forward to it Richo - we have so much catching up to do after all!
Sappho xxx
James, I must apologise again. The comment about being such a nice boy was made tongue in cheek and no aspersion on you or your maturity was meant at all. Rather I was poking fun at myself, there is quite an age gap between us after all. If I could make it up to you I would.
And Gman - the rule up to now has been no lovers or partners under 30; although I was recently dared to take a much younger man in hand.
Sappho xxx
he's such a nice boy! I could almost be tempted to break my rule...
James, you are absolutely right - I couldn't agree more. I've said it in the forum before: words can seduce or they can repel. Yours appear to be most seductive to the pleasure of your readers, and you, most happily, are not alone in the category of syntaxial seducer.
Sappho xxx
How disillusioning! I thought that's where you got your nick from - from the Just Enough Education to Perform album.
Ooops! redface Sorry about that. I think I'll go and type up the WI minutes and leave the assumptions to another day!
Sappho xxx
Richo my love, you're getting all philosophical again - and where the hell have you been? I thought you'd dropped off the planet. We still have those old times to catch up on! :twisted:
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH, Gazza.
Have fun in the forum!
Nobody bites TOO hard round here!!!

Well, I only nibble!
Sappho xxx
Artifisher, you are a gentleman, shir. Sure I can't bring the Sharge home too? I've been having tewwible vehic-hicle trouble you know. Sho nice to be looked after!
Bye bye Fweddie! What was I dwinking again? Becsherova? Well, it's sure over now.
Lead on Arty, take me away, away...
Fwed, darlink, you seem to think I am pished. I can assure you, most categori-gori-ically I am perfectly shober, as the most most well-baheaved newt there ever wash.
Fweddie, why are you moving from side to side? Stand shtill, man. Gosh, ishn't it warm in here...?
Arty, I have to say I agree with every one of your choices. What a man of taste you are!
Yes Fred, you're a man of taste too (mmm).
Can I suggest Ken Russell's 'Women in Love' - and not just for the homo-erotic wrestling between Alan Bates and Oliver Reed. I was madly in love with Glenda Jackson in that movie.
'All About Eve' - one of Bette Davis' finest movies.
Sappho xxx
You had to use the 'D' word Kat. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
Are you trying to get me drunk Mr Flintstone?
Let me tell you, the last time someone tried to do that, it bloody worked. And he knows who he is - aided and abetted by two very dear friends!
Yep, I'll try it Fred!
Sappho xxx
Will! Thought you were supposed to be entering data?
rolleyes
Sappho xxx
Darling, you're irresistable!
And if that glass of white is going spare...?
Thank you - you're an angel.
Sappho xxx
lol lol lol lol lol
Well you've certainly brightened mine up! Many thanks Northants69m!
Sappho xxx