Ladies, SteveG is definitely worth going to Rugby for. I only wish I could myself, or you wouldn't get a look in! And that is speaking from personal experience.
:inlove:
Sappho xxx
Duly noted in the minutes, Madam Chairwoman.
To be presented to Brumlad, a cut glass rabbit, in recognition for outstanding services to Swinging Heaven Women's Institute with the coveted title of Honorary Member with an honoured member.
Sappho, Secretary of the SHWI(HRT) xxx
Welcome to SH Tasha & Martin -
Have fun in the forum! (Ignore Kat, he's no lady despite his penchant for sussies.)
Sappho xxx
The aspersions you cast, Kat - you're no lady either! (Kit is though xxx) Oooh, just wait till I tell Will!
And as for the Sarge! Did you have to nudge me with your dolly in your pocket? Or were you just pleased to see me?
Sappho xxx
True, James - how long did you last out? Two hours, three? Not bad for a first attempt. Better luck tomorrow - I'd just give in to it today.
God, it's time I did some work!
Sappho xxx
Gosh I hope they haven't left teethmarks in that young and desirable flesh? Just ask them to nibble gently - the bruises can take a long time to fade.
I remember the last time I had a love bite on my backside!
Sappho xxx
Surely it should be ladies first, gentlemen?
Sappho sidles past the queue, smiling sweetly and sashays seductively to the top.
Good morning James! How is the thread-bumping going?
Sappho xxx
True devotion to the cause!
Gorgeous...
Sappho xxx
Morning Jags, did I hear you call me?
Way to go Rocky, that is a serious penis adornment - you'll certainly pull with that!
Will, my love - you look perished. Your extremities are going blue. Come and get warm, darling. I never realised Berkshire was so close to the Antarctic...
Ladies, the Tongue is a very gorgeous guy and a gentleman. I believe he also has references too!
Sappho xx
Good grief Sarge, you didn't seriously think that would work did you?
Tut!
Blade, how could anyone possibly take offence at your post? It's one of the nicest, most honest ones I've ever read.
I wish you all the best - I'm sure you'll get lucky.
Sappho xxx
Did you want me Gman? What can I do for you? Just name it and I'll see what I can do.
Sappho xxx
:P Fantastic!Can I have one for my birthday, please (or just the original would do)?
Sappho xxx
I think we're hoping a lot of people will pay good money to see the entire end result!
It will be a thing of beauty and a joy for 12 months!
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH, ChesterMan - I hope you find what you seek, although I am sure you won't have problems with a post like that.
We all have an interest in discretion for whatever reason but you might like to get to know us all here at Swinging Heaven - we're a friendly if slightly batty crowd, and the more people get to know you the more likely it is that meets can be arranged. Ask Mal609 for details! He's the expert!
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Welcome Lady WA!
Good to have another lady to help us infiltrate the GFZ (Girly Free Zone). May I also entice you to join the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT)? New members are always welcome.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Just don't use the 'D' word, chaps. You may live to regret it - either that or a whole new world of possibilities may be opened up to you. Perhaps more men should start wearing lingerie?
Bluexxx - it's over to you! (Full particulars for the WI minutes please!)
Sappho xxx
Not really, Alex - the poster is female, single and under 25 and looking for a man. QED.
Sappho xxx
Welcome back Blade. I hope the exams went well. I take it you can relax now and have some fun in the forum? Enjoy!
Sappho xxx
Interesting point that, really. I don't think that's been established by the esteemed Mod who started this thread, has it Kat?
Just how long would it take to be screwed by all 5000 members I wonder. Care to place a bet anyone?
Sappho xxx
Give her Local Swingers, Steve. The chatroom there is really duff. She'll never get any info because there isn't a forum.
love Sappho xxx
