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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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DJohn, if I'm driving all the way to Newcastle, the least you can do is cook the bacon and eggs!
Sappho xxx
Have you had to travel anywhere in your car recently where you've had to use your phone on the way and someone cooked bacon & eggs? Somewhere where you might have had a pleasant experience perhaps?

Mmm, very interesting thought Member_5000. All this is absolutely true, and as I recall the experience was extremely pleasant. Maybe the subconcious isn't that deep after all! However, I do think that Rocky has some valid points though in the light of recent events.
Gman, there wasn't anything significant about the car, and as for the landline, well we all have the ties that bind.
Perhaps I'll dream tonight of where I was going, who I was speaking to and why I was cooking. If it happens I'll post the answers!
Sappho xxx
I trust this meets with conditions set out by the Sex Discrimination Act and Equal Opportunites, Angela? Fine job description, if I may say so however!
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And a warm welcome to you too Eagerlover! (Now that's what a girl likes to hear.)
Have fun in the forum and get to know us!
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH ImBillB.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Will we see you at the Scotland Munch? Have a look in the Meet Ups forum for details! A great opportunity to meet SH members and have a wee dram while you're at it!
Hi Angela and welcome to SH
Have fun in the forum - and don't forget the WI! We welcome new members! passionkiss
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho, Secretary (SHWIHRT) who salsas in specs in the snow
One! One pickled egg and no cheese! And stout is good for you - I remember my great grandmother saying so when she used to fortify it with gin.
Thanks for the recommendation of the Blue Nun though Fred, not bad for a demure little antifreeze, though I'm afraid you can gave the rest of the case back, honey. I'd hate to deprive you.
Sappho xxx
Thanks for the reading, Rocky. What you say does make sense. Curious that it was bacon and eggs - the ultimate comfort food (apart from chocolate of course). Communication I have - but the ultimate goal? Ah, now that escapes me. I can't remember if I had fog lights on in the car.
Well, the saying is 'seek and ye shall find'.
Thanks again,
Sappho xxx
Will - you say the sweetest things - I'll make the tea. Just one sugar isn't it?
Steve_1 - at last a reasonable explanation for my dream! How do you like your eggs?
You are a clever girl, even in your dreams!!

Wilma, I wish I was - even in my dreams!
As for you, Sarge! :kick:
Sappho DayDream Believer xxx
Hi Gretchen and welcome to SH. Our 5,000th member!
Have fun in the forum!
I believe your name is of Teutonic extraction isn't it? Very popular in Germanic countries rather than the UK... Kat is going to love you! He has a penchant for German penfirends. But watch out, he is very wicked - and needs a slap frequently as Kit will tell you!
Sappho xxx
Well Blue got there first and far more succinctly! Nice one Blue! kiss
Hello Roger,
The subject of success and lack of it has been debated many times here in the cafe and in Let's Meet Up, and the consensus generally seems to be that while ads, especially well-written ones, have their place, there is no substitute for becoming a regular here in the Forum.
I believe that a number of the single men who post here on a regular basis either do not have ads or have deleted them because they prefer to become known here, and from becoming known to us, meets inevitably follow. Similarly, our munches and social gatherings generate a lot of contact.
From a single woman's point of view, I have never answered an ad, but from having got to know various members of the Forum, I have had meets with men I have come to regard as good friends. Similarly there are members I have not yet met but would like to (no, gentlemen, I will not be providing a list!).
Great friendships are bred from the forum with people you may never have met ordinarily, so I can only suggest to you, and to anyone else new here, get to know us; let us get to know you and the meets will happen.
Roger, please do not dispair - we may seem a little mad at times, but there are a number of very genuine and very sexy people here who I am proud to have got to know, and who will wish to get to know you.
Wishing you all success,
Sappho xxx
Last night I had the wierdest dream - and why I want to share it with you guys I have no idea! But then who else do I tell?
In the dream I was driving my car, negotiating roundabouts and stop signs and at the same time I was talking on the phone - not on my mobile, but on my landline. (I hope you can't be done for using a phone whilst driving in a dream!) Okay, not so wierd so far? At the same time as driving and chatting I was also frying bacon and eggs on my lap! Please - no comments about groin heat and hot pussy!
There have been several comments in the GFZ and elsewhere about the female of the species' ability to multi-task. I have to say this can be taken to extremes!
So, any dream analysts out there?
love Sappho xxx
The conspiracy theory is all in your own head Gman! I am party to no conspiracies whatsoever - I'm usually the last one to find out if there are any!
Sorry, but the wicked glint is purely natural.
Sappho xxx
Phew!! That's a relief!
*Puts away dumbells and gets off treadmill*

My hero. rolleyes
Valid points above, but just for reference Youngster said he was 21 in a conversation this afternoon. The pic he showed on screen bore this out.
And no, before you all jump to conclusions I didn't text his number and I won't be availing myself of his rugby player's 6 ft build either!
Sappho xxx
Nice to see advice can be taken sometimes! wink
All the best,
Sappho xxx
Most young athletic 18 year olds do, dear. I think you need to put a bit more information to get ahead of the crowd though!
Sappho xxx
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Many happy returns for Friday Zepsix!
:beer: Have a good one!
kiss from Sappho xxx
This one is my favourite - passionkiss followed by :smitten:
Sappho xxx
Salsa in the snow tonight! whip
All the best Jane and Les - hope it goes really well for you.
Sappho xxx
Will we never learn?

It's a bloke thing, Fred. Like multi-tasking is a girl thing.
Lots of love Sappho xxx
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:idea: I'm sure we could find uses for an arse-kicking one and a slapping one. Hard to think of when though, off hand.
Just a thought.
Sappho xxx