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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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I don't watch sport as a rule, so I'm avoiding the Olympics like the plague... however I am getting addicted to cricket of all things. (It could be the company I'm keeping.) Perhaps it's the way Collis rubs the ball on his whites or the glint in Thorpe's eye when he's coming up to a century. Roll on the Fourth Test - can we make it a complete 4-0 win over the West Indies?
Sappho xxx
Have a fantastic time everyone at the Munch. I envy you all, and I can't believe that Will and I are going to miss a NorthWest Munch. Not like us at all, but unfortunately we can't make it. Therefore, in our absence, have a fabulous time and please post the gossip!
Love Sappho xxx
Having waited avidly all week for this programme, I was not disappointed at all. Both sets of hosts came across as intelligent, articulate and caring couples who, by taking part in this programme, have actually aided the swinging cause rather than hindered it. The programme was so far removed from the usual 'kiss and tell', Sun-based sensationalism which was very refreshing.
Frankly, I'd be delighted to be invited to Radlett and we're hoping to pay a visit to Liberation in the near future.
Sappho xxx
We've had one tiff in seven months over a daft misunderstanding. We spent a whole day in bed making up. I'd rather we hadn't rowed, but it was worth it to show us how we care about each other.
Sappho xxx
Dave, if you are happy and fulfilled with the content of your life, then - sorry, but you're not only totally normal, darling, but also bloody lucky. Enjoy!
Sappho xxx
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I do think it's true that the more you have the more you want.
Sappho xxx
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :eeek:
Will reaches for the vitamin pills, does a few press-ups and tries to work out how much sleep he can get before the weekend. If the last few nights are anything to go by it ain't going to be enough :shock:
Will
How is the convalescence, darling? It was a relaxing holiday, wasn't it? The sea air can so bracing! Now I hope you're eating lots of red meat and keeping your strength up, dear.
Sappho xxx
I do think it's true that the more you have the more you want.
Sappho xxx
Hello Russell and welcome to SH!
Contrary to first impressions - some people think it's purely a sex site rolleyes - this is the place to meet a variety of interesting and humorous personalities with an array of opinions. Okay, we do have some rather curious fellows (be prepared to be frisked by Sarge, had up against a wall by Jags and highly amused by davej), but on the whole we're your average set of sexy, horny and talkative people that you'd find in any 24 hour Tesco's.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
PS: The GFZ means Gentlemen Favour Zips.
Just for the record, Mark is really rather gorgeous and Sarge doesn't wear Joe90 specs cool . Will, however, does bear a remarkable resemblance to his namesake!
Sappho xxx
Ah, bless his cotton socks! Welcome HTB - I hope you have fun in the forum and you find whatever it is you're looking for. So, we know what you look like, descriptively speaking. Would you say your nick is also descriptive or hopeful?
Don't mind the wisecracks, but join in and have fun.
Sappho xxx
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you poor excuse for a whipped cream sticky bum!!! :lickface: dunno
Love
Wilma
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Honey, now you're talkin' my language! Hmm mmmm!
Sappho xxx
Oh the best of both worlds for me, gentlemen. I enjoy giving (particularly on the M25, but that's another story lol ) and I adore to receive. Sometimes receiving their attentions gracefully will give your partner a greater joy in pleasuring you.
Sappho xxx
I loved Rocky Horror and he was a very good friend in times of need. All affection and good wishes to him - whatever his next incarnation. And if the incarnation has a thing about Twix bars...!
Sappho xxx
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Just cover me in fresh cream. Oh, sorry, it was Tia Maria cream wasn't it???

New discovery, ladies! Homemade strawberry jam and clotted cream! Sticky - but delicious on bare skin!
And just to add my two pennorth to my dearest bosomy buddies...
TROLLOPS!!!
Sappho xxx
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If you read this darling - I hope I have expressed it accurately.

As ever, my angel, with clarity and humour. Just to add to this, I said, quite categorically, at the beginning that I was a single girl; likely to remain so and avoiding the relationship quagmire like Stapleton on Grimpen Mire. I was here for consensual, non-committed sex. As Stapleton lost his footing at the end, I lost my heart and was never happier. (The sex is incredible, thank you!)
As SH attracts every sort of person, it is all things to all men (and women!). The secret is to remain as open-minded as one is broad-minded.
Sappho xxx
Love and hugs to darling Rocky kiss. Life really can be a total arse at times, can't it? However, when all else fails there is still SH.
Sappho xxx
A warm welcome back Kinky and love to the beauteous Mrs Lizard too! I don't know if anyone's mentioned this in passing, but
you've been missed!!!
kiss
Sappho xxx
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Rest assured, purveyors of ladies' headwear will be notified to expect a run on stock when the time comes.

Hah! Don't tell him but I've already chosen my frock! At the last count there was a matron of honour, four bridesmaids and two pageboys. Biggest problems will be persuading three of my bridesmaids they can't wear flares and black nail varnish. Any ideas for colour schemes, ladies? Perhaps a themed wedding?
PMs to Will on that one I think, so we don't hijack this thread any further!
Sappho xxx (I'm going to get spanked for this!)
'Sappho' is a pseudonym and I chose it because it was descriptive of me and my interests. It has been pointed out that Sappho is also my alter ego in more ways than one; for instance at our first munch, Will said he went to the venue with :censored: and entered with Sappho! Sappho is the elegant, confident part of me and she makes her appearance when required. She'd be hell to live with on a full-time basis!
Sappho aka :censored: xxx
Hi Duracellbunny!
Hasn't anyone told you how popular rabbits are amongst the ladies of SH? According to Sgt Bilko they are WMO - Weapons of Mass Orgasm! Now doesn't that make you feel better?
All the advice above is good advice, but do try a Munch! You'll put faces to names, have a laugh and a thoroughly good time. In the meantime, post in the forum and enjoy yourself! You don't have to be a practicing swinger to belong here - just an open mind and a sense of humour is all you need.
Love Sappho xxx
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Piiinng (with backspin!)
Fred
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Shouldn't that be 'Cream (with backlick!)'. And whaddaya mean 'fouled'? You making up the rules again Freddikins?
Sappho xxx
PS: Will sends a manly back thump and a salacious snog for Wilma.
PONG!
And a welcome to SH from me Mrs Easy! Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
PS: Doubtless my other half will be along to make his own greeting but he's rummaging around the drinks cupboard for gin, so hello from Will too! Bottom shelf darling, behind the Pimms!
Fred! Angel!
Good to see you and the Divine Wilma back in the fold my darling.
passionkiss for you both.
Sappho xxx
PS: Pong or whatever!
Quote by Reese
P.S. Rather than Morbius' 'boobaholics anonymous' idea, perhaps we should focus our efforts into establishing a temple of breast worship. Mebbe we could attract Vix, Dawn and some generously-endowed others into our fold!!

Hey! What about those of us who are less generously endowed (see left for details) but just as proud of our mammary glands? Gentlemen, broaden your horizons and consider the smaller breast, gently rounded, which sits so perfectly in your hand, surmounted by the most pert and raspberry-shaped of nipples! By all means establish a temple of breast worship - the female form was made to be adored after all - but don't make size an issue.
Having said that, and I've said it before, Dawn_Mids does have the most spectacular tits in Christendom.
Love Sappho xxx
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I'm frightened of falling from heights.
Heights on their own don't bother me half as much as the thought of falling from that distance!
I don't think I could ever hurl myself out of a plane or bungee jump etc.
Saving my pennies up or the munch collection!
Give me a spider to catch and set free anyday of the week!

Fem - I am totally with you on this one. Heights don't bother me and I can happily lean over a balcony and admire the view. I plan to celebrate my fortieth with a hot air balloon ride and I'll climb the ladder up to the loft or to paint a ceiling - but the idea of stepping out on to thin air makes me feel nauseous and weak-kneed just thinking about it. (In this instance aversion therapy is not an option!)
Sappho xxx
Hello Rooster and welcome to SH! I hope the delurking was painless and that you have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
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Sorry for the double hijack... but i thought Sappho and Will had been together forever???? dunno PM's with info would be greatly appreciated, lol!!!

I know, we must seem like an old married couple, Lou, but we have been together six months. Not only that but we met through SH, joining within a week of each other back in November. The first NW Munch back on 10 January was our first meeting. Living 165 miles apart can be a challenge - but, oh, the making up for lost time!
Sappho xxx
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Oh, and then there is Sappho and me...........................
A whole (trial) week of domestic bliss............and bliss it was! Absolutely perfect! :happy:

It was really lovely, Wilma. We even bickered over who'd wash up!
We wrapped it up with a visit to the theatre (Stratford, of course - where else? dunno) and it is now less than a week until our holiday!!! :happy:

Oh yes! The gorgeous Toby Stephens as Hamlet, striding around the stage in an open-necked ruffled shirt. Greg Hicks' Ghost of Old Hamlet was damn scary though! We heartily commend this production to everyone - it was superb!
Well, hols here we come! Have you cranked up the bus yet darling?
Sappho xxx