Hello Frogster, and welcome to SH. I don't believe we've met in the forum before, but I hope you have a lot of fun and frolics.
Sappho xxx
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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
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Well, that's it. I've finally passed the 1000 posts mark. Thought I'd never get there! Sgt Bilko did warn me not to squander my 1000th post, but I used it up on Angelchat's Bifem party thread - now that can't be called squandering, can it? Not with the prospect of a party with like-minded ladies!
It'll probably take me another eight months to get to 2000... heigh ho. As long as it takes.
Sappho xxx
It'll probably take me another eight months to get to 2000... heigh ho. As long as it takes.
Sappho xxx
- well it's about time!
Quote by lovebug
Enjoy it Chardonnay.......because you can't leave now!
Oh, how true that is! Many have tried to shake the silken fetters of SH, and for a while they think they have succeeded... but to no avail; once more they give themselves up to the embrace of the Forum. You have been warned!
A belated welcome Chardonnay, and to all the other newbies!
Sappho xxx
:shock: Scary stuff... the fear factor... phobias...
So what are you afraid of? What is it that makes your flesh creep, gives you goosebumps, makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up? Which is the fear which sends you scuttling for your 'blue blanket' or a change of underwear? What form would your Boggart take and how would you repulse it with laughter?
Sappho xxx
So what are you afraid of? What is it that makes your flesh creep, gives you goosebumps, makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up? Which is the fear which sends you scuttling for your 'blue blanket' or a change of underwear? What form would your Boggart take and how would you repulse it with laughter?
Sappho xxx
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So, until the next one......... OMG what am I saying.......
Note to self........ No more bloody Flintstone parties, they are bad for your health!!!
No! Never say never again! They're a bloody institution. They're so good for a person's sense of well-being and fun and endorphin levels and snogging ratios! Encore, encore!
Sappho xxx
But I did have two very special ladies and they were lovely - sorry, guys!Jags wrote:
Yes, you're right, we do need to confer - partly to remind who I snogged and who I didn't! There were some good contenders that I do remember and weren't they all so different in their own little ways! Never was CPR practised in such a good cause!
Sappho
What about our 'Top 10 snoggers list'- we need to confer - I had Fred as last!!
Yes, you're right, we do need to confer - partly to remind who I snogged and who I didn't! There were some good contenders that I do remember and weren't they all so different in their own little ways! Never was CPR practised in such a good cause!
Sappho
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On a slight tangent... root-ginger up the bum.... (figging)... oh my, how it burns
Either that or if you are wanting into a lot of trouble with your partner - massage with a little peppermint oil... It feels wonderfully cooling to start with - then begins to get warmer and warmer and warmer and... then you better run!
Word of warning guys!Peppermint essential oil should never be applied directly on to the skin, only in a carrier oil such as jojoba, olive or almond oil.
In fact nearly all the essential oils are hazardous when applied directly to the skin, or taken internally. Only three essentail oils can be applied directly on to the skin and they are lavender (some people may have a sensitivity to it and it should not be used on pregnant women), chamomile and teatree.
Billy, if you're going to make suggestions, make sure they're safe for the majority please.
Sappho (rather cross because it's the misuse of oils which gives aromatherapy a bad name)
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Cold champagne out of a belly button, and then from wherever else takes your fancy, it's the fizz that does it apparently.
I can vouch for the efficacy of a blowjob mixed with said champagne :shock:
You too Lucifer? Strawberries and champagne cannot be beaten, cliche or otherwise but I'll let Will explain about the single cream... :twisted:
Sappho xxx
Hello doggy and welcome to SH!
What in particular did you want to know about? It might help if you tell us a little more about yourself - and what you're looking for.
Have a trawl through past threads and you'll find lots of good advice about dogging and swinging in general.
The best advice you'll find from a number of the members here is to join in on the forums, get to know people and let them get to know you. Meets are never guaranteed, but fun and a laugh definitely are!
Let me know if you'd like to moved into the cafe to give your post a wider audience.
Sappho xxx
What in particular did you want to know about? It might help if you tell us a little more about yourself - and what you're looking for.
Have a trawl through past threads and you'll find lots of good advice about dogging and swinging in general.
The best advice you'll find from a number of the members here is to join in on the forums, get to know people and let them get to know you. Meets are never guaranteed, but fun and a laugh definitely are!
Let me know if you'd like to moved into the cafe to give your post a wider audience.
Sappho xxx
You can PM me with pleasure lovely_lips, no problem at all. Also, have a look at the various munch threads for the NW Munches, the London Munches, the Midlands Munch and the Edinburgh munch.
Incidentally the next NW Munch (the third!) is August 21 according to the gorgeous Steveg_nw, a veteran organiser with Vicky_uk of Munches. Well worth attending if you can make it up here, and we get a regular convoy coming up from the south.
Sappho xxx
Incidentally the next NW Munch (the third!) is August 21 according to the gorgeous Steveg_nw, a veteran organiser with Vicky_uk of Munches. Well worth attending if you can make it up here, and we get a regular convoy coming up from the south.
Sappho xxx
