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Sarcasticcupid
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
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Sarcasticcupid
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Quote by kittysin
A fly trying to have sex with a ladybird on my desk was quite amusing.

Hope you got a photo....thats would have been a good op for my new lens...
I would have, but my work mates would have thought I am even more strange than usual.
"nick what are you doing?"
"im taking pics of insects havin sex, obviously"
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Sarcasticcupid
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I still have a beret from when I was in the army, but it doesnt fit no more, I think my head has expanded sad
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Alot of people are retards and dont even read whats written on the profile or in the ad so it doesnt matter, just ignore them or reply with abuse if you're really bored.
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Quote by Phuckers
I should be made a mod

great have got myself a lawyer
long time no see
Ive been in prison
false terror charges
Im never leaving the house with a beard again
lol have just seen this,42days must have flown!
They couldnt afford to keep me locked up lol
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Sarcasticcupid
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If im stuck indoors I usually find myself working on my book, the sound of the rain brings out my creative side.
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Quote by Freckledbird
I should be made a mod

lol why?
Im guessing the "power" will get me more sex
:lol: Doubt it!
It was wishful thinking on my part
If anyone reads this
im not desperate for sex
really im not
redface
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Sarcasticcupid
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Quote by Phuckers
I should be made a mod

great have got myself a lawyer
long time no see
Ive been in prison
false terror charges
Im never leaving the house with a beard again
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Sarcasticcupid
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Quote by Freckledbird
I should be made a mod

lol why?
Im guessing the "power" will get me more sex
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Sarcasticcupid
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Quote by jaymar
My fantasy is to have a forum member inbox me tonight

but why would you want to be put in a box dear? dunno
Cause I have a box fetish sad
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Quote by Sarcasticcupid
What have I missed ?
You shouldnt let things bother you really, its only the internet and on every forum site there will always be a certain clique element.

Nothing
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What have I missed ?
You shouldnt let things bother you really, its only the internet and on every forum site there will always be a certain clique element.
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Quote by Bonedigger
I was called a MILF the other night by a 18 year old on facebook :shock: :shock: lol

Did you reply to him ?
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