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Bisexual Male, 108
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Quote by Puntoben1986
Oh and Sernity, Savvy' is my word haha i stole it from Captain Jack Sparrow :P

Oh I know wink And as punishment for pilfering from Captain Jack you should be forced to sit in the car, in the dark dressed like him from now on - if that doesn't get you any car park attention I don't know what will lol :lol:
Quote by Mrs Wiggy
This is an instance were quality rather than quantity comes in. I could have done 500+ posts of complete and utter bollox (ok, I have done 500+ posts of complete and utter bollox) :lol:

Nooooooo it's not true!!
Ok it is :lol:
Quote by Puntoben1986
you only have 5 posts Ben, you could be a honeytrap lol :lol:

evryone is too their own opinion because of my "5 post status" i come to realise that the more posts you hav the more trust you get. Im understandable with this, but personlly i wouldnt pay on here so that i could just f**k about. If i wanted to do that i would just go on AOL chat and "Hey 21/m/manchester dick on cam 121 me or msn" bullshit.
Savve'
wink
:lol: :lol: :lol:
More than 500 posts = more trusthworthy - your opinion m'dear, not mine!!!
Savvy?
:wink:
Quote by Puntoben1986
But for anyone who is finding trouble for 'Decent' areas around Bury (Greater Manchester) i do know one place that i have used quite a lot in the past, not really seen cars or people around but i would be willing to PM geniune people the area, you got to have atleast 500 posts before i will PM you because i've noticed alot of people join post once or twice and never again (suspected police or press).

But you only have 5 posts Ben, you could be a honeytrap lol :lol:
Anyway, to answer the question, yes looking for yourself is often better than waiting and waiting for someone else to tell you about a spot - they may not want the competition and send you somewhere that they don't really see cars or people around :lol: wink
Quote by jomu
Occupant two: "go on, just fuck off...police"

Police officers telling members of the public to "f*ck off* out of public places? Must have been sent on a new verbal communications course. How rude! :shock:
Well, I don't like horses much so dogging carriages would be out for me, I'll stick with the cars!
Hmmm......fiestas were very popular in the 80s, nice big windows all round for good visibility but shoulder pads and large perms would obscure any decent view of a blow job.
I've heard there was sex before 1988 but I don't remember it lol so how about if I just go for anytime before the press and Stan Collymore heard about? wink
Quote by jomu

Ahhh if I had a pound for every unknown dogger sending me a PM asking me where to visit in my area, I'd have enough to meet Jomu evey Friday and keep him in McDonalds shakes for the rest of the year lol

Every "unknown dogger" in the world has been in the layby I've been in this evening, you didn't send them did you ?
Ooh no Guv, not me, I learnt the don't share with everyone rule from you :lol:
Quote by jomu
I remember the last place you told me was good dippy.....you know, the one where you drive in....are so busy trying to squeeze past those very narrow posts....and then you turn left and run into the tree in the middle of the road ?

And destroy the bin too :lol: Not been there for a while, I'm a pathetic fair weather gal redface
Quote by jomu
I'm "off" macky-ds' at the moment....doggers digestion syndrome.....too many burgers, too many chips.....too many indigestion tablets....something had to give....in the end it was the wallet....
It came down to the choice that many in the game are making.....either eat or drive....so, with a heavy heart, I made the only choice possible. I cut down on the eating (which also means that you can drive further 'cause you start weighing less and the fuels goes longer !!) (eventually I'll start getting food parcels)

:lol: Next time you come to Herts, let me know, I'll drive out to meet you with a lovely tofu salad and a flask of green tea. Soon, you'll be like stick and can flutter to dogging sites on the breeze. Or (and more likely with tofu and green stuff) fart yourself into unconsciousness :lol:
Quote by jomu
Take a tip, if you're having fun in a site you've found, don't tell anyone (even your bestest friend) about it.

Ahhh if I had a pound for every unknown dogger sending me a PM asking me where to visit in my area, I'd have enough to meet Jomu evey Friday and keep him in McDonalds shakes for the rest of the year lol
Quote by Lissa
Firefly? Isn't that the series that the film Serendipity sprang from?

Noooo I was brought by the stork :smile2:
And on the subject of Dr Who, did anyone see the Dr Who concert on TV at xmas? I'm not sure if it was the LSO but the orchestra and the choir who performed the music were fantastic!
Quote by lovedagirls
Sorry if this is something that's been talked about in the past (which no doubt it has) but I'm starting to get sick of my mates referring to certain girls as slags (to use much better terminology than them as they used sp**k buckets etc) when they try and get a shag every weekend. This is something which most of my mates and myself try to do every other weekend but "it's ok for lads". This only especially annoyed me recently as one of the girls they were referring to was a good friend of mine and fine this has been the case for years and no doubt many femanists have said the same for years but is this right? I know this used to be the norm in my early school days when things were a bit more prudish but aren't we in 2007 now? OK she might enjoy having sex but she's a totally respectable girl, well off and very intellegent and doesn't deserve being slagged off like that as I said in a round about way when falling out with a mate on Wednesday.
Not really wanting any replies to this or any chat but I just needed to vent myself. Sorry to polute your board with my rantings.

Would she have deserved it if she wasn't "respectable", well off, very intelligent or your mate though? If you want to practice what you preach, you have to apply it equally.
Perhaps what your friends need to realise is that women do not need approval or permission from them to have sex and that one day it will be someone like them standing in a pub calling their sister/daughter a slag for having a sex life.
P.S. If you don't want replies, you can PM yourself y'know lol wink
Quote by dirtydoggers

sad
That's really horrid! I could be wrong but assuming that people participating in woodland dogfoolery/gangbangery are more likely to be Generation X+ I'm quite amazed. I (we) grew up with not leaving litter being a BIG deal, dropping litter gives me the kind of guilt that is usually reserved for one of the lower levels of Dante's Inferno :shock:
Quote by laybysex
Well yah bugger, not only do I find out I missed the sexy bit with the flying woman but I now find out I missed all the sexy bits right at the start. Although I must say that one with the daughter from "My Family" had some interesting bits.

lol
It'll be repeated soon so don't fret, probably being rerun already!!
Def not camp mazandden, although they did put up a couple of tents in one episode wink
Quote by winchwench
Um, I learnt not to leave a riding crop and spanking paddle in the boot of my car when dropping it off at the garage for warranty work redface surprisedops:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
you never know, you might get a discount on any future work :giggle:
You tell them you're having a discount!
lol
Winchy's correct, the crop did seem to get me very prompt bar service at a recent xmas social!!
Another Torchwood fan here redface
I actually found the combination of Dr Who style script and storyline combined with such a high level of sexual content a bit weird for the first couple of episodes, they didn't seem to go well together, especially because the first two episodes appeared to contain every possible fantasy of a pubsecent boy lol
But, it turned out to be a brilliant series, but I thought of it it as "Bied up" rather than "Gayed up" :lol:
Yay for Owen, I like him, he seems like a very dirty boy :twisted:
Quote by MikeC
lol
you keep telling everyone that i need locking up...smile
Mike

I haven't found anyone who disagrees yet lol
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Me? advocate a form of bondage? never! That's a terrible suggestion innocent

Terrible but true?! :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Busted :lol: :twisted:
Um, I learnt not to leave a riding crop and spanking paddle in the boot of my car when dropping it off at the garage for warranty work redface surprisedops:
Quote by dirtyduo
Some people seem to be missing the point, they dont spit just lick there fingers first. Why do guys do this can any one suggest why!!!

They're warming them up? they're very old and can't remember which bit they're supposed to lick any more? they were eating chips before you got there and are savouring the last bit of vinergar?
Ask them!! lol
Really, ask them and come back and tell us because I've never known a guy to do this! confused
Quote by markz
You think it's your year EssexPopTart?? what about me?
I've just found my twin on page 1 of this thread lol (hi HungryPussy!! wink )

and you seem to share the same pair of knickers rolleyes
Can't be, you asked me to post them to you after I last wore them :wink:
haven't got them yet....must be STUCK on a male :roll:
Yep, you, ya panty sniffing loon :lol:
Quote by markz
You think it's your year EssexPopTart?? what about me?
I've just found my twin on page 1 of this thread lol (hi HungryPussy!! wink )

and you seem to share the same pair of knickers rolleyes
Can't be, you asked me to post them to you after I last wore them :wink:
You think it's your year EssexPopTart?? what about me?
I've just found my twin on page 1 of this thread lol (hi HungryPussy!! wink )
I think the realisation here is that you should not have access to alcohol or blunt needles any time soon confused
Nope, am cackling away in the corner - my corner - OF HERTS :twisted:
It's too cold for me but I'll rent it out for suitable offers and will only take a small cut from the telephone voting revenue wink
Quote by mattius
We will endeavour to get to you in turn, however rushing us will result in us walking away and discussing football results and it will be very unlikely that you would be invited back.

:giggle:
I'm sure not all couples are like that though, some are quite respectful and will wait their turn! :twisted: lol
lol
Oh it's so true!! All dogging will be done from the drivers seat in my car, I daren't move my eyes too fast in case something lights up (apart from my eyes!).
The answer might be to get a hatchback, leave the rear seats down and sneak out through the boot...but remove the bootlight bulb first.
And wear camouflage make up.
And a ninja outfit.
Quote by bc1
Thank you Serendipity, I do have a sense of humour and we have been on the 'dogging scene' for a number of years and have experienced the headlight thing but we always treat as we find and have met a few not so nice couples in this game, so it works both ways. Just think each to their own and treat everyone with respect. Most of the single guys we have played with have been very respectful to us and if they haven't, a few words have usually resolved the situation. We have to remember that the guys do get over excited sometimes and perhaps don't always get it right! If they are persistent in not respecting couples then that is a good time to explain the 'rules'of dogging, if there are any, and who invented them anyway! I realise that if it weren't for the lovely ladies out there then 'dogging' wouldn't exist but us couples don't have 'carte blanche' in this game!!
(Feel better now until Mr DD replies! Hee Hee!!!!)

Well fortunately I've not often been on the receiving end of the over excited guys.....I encountered two strange starers in a Vauxhall with one headlight once and an avid pizza eater, all of which were odd as I go out on my own to dog. They must have found my cigarette smoking most alluring!! lol
Quote by earthchild
oh ok, i admit i have another tin stashed,

Wooooooo hoooooooo, I knew you'd never let me down Earthy!!
Quote by Dlep
Would you put up with a choccy covered Dlep instead? :rascal:
:giggle:

Don't see why not, I put up with the non chococlate coated variety :giggle: wink
Quote by Shireen
We always knew you were fluffy Serendipity :giggle:
bolt

Shhh fgs redface if Da69ve sees that, I'm done for lol
Love and snogs
The Fluffy Little Lurker
xxxxxxx