I object to the title Tourist - I am, always have been and always will be a Filthy Little Lurker
Can't believe you lot polished off the sweeties and didn't offer them round the dogging section! :huh:
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Serendipity
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 108
Bisexual Male, 108
0 miles · Hertfordshire
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Quote by bc1
Wish I hadn't bothered now!
Awww don't be huffy bc1, we just like to have a laugh in amongst the "Anyone out in XXX" posts! If you spend more time with us in here you'll get used to the dogging humour - Dirty wasn't being disrespectful, he was just telling a funny story
Quote by dirtydoggers
fuck me :shock: i didn't notice dipity sliding in between us, did you "love2join"? still, now she's here :twisted:
Oooh I'm slidier than a very slidy thing in mud
Quote by Srne
all women who go dogging alone are very naughty indeed and should come to mine and R's favourite secluded spot for a good telling off.
'dipity see you there at 12 sharp :wink:
Naughty? me? :twisted:
*Warning - Sense of Humour Failure in the Dogging Section!!* :shock: :shock:
Quite uncalled for too as Uncle Dirty has referred to himself as a twat plenty of times!!
Never mind Unc, you're still my favourite pervert - now get your bratwurst out and show us the meaning of dirty dogging :twisted:
Quite uncalled for too as Uncle Dirty has referred to himself as a twat plenty of times!!
Never mind Unc, you're still my favourite pervert - now get your bratwurst out and show us the meaning of dirty dogging :twisted:
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
Interesting...Wheras there is a vocal majority who say face pic rather than cock pic. Just did a quick survey of a mans profile that had both . Result. Face pic viewed 166 times. Cock pic viwed 272 times. Cock wins by a full head!
Not necessarily, if those pics are in the public gallery too, they might not be side by side, if the cock pic appears on an earlier page, some people may not have got as far as the page the face pic is on due to cock pic fatigue
Quote by essex34m
one of my pics has been viewed 180 times
Ok, ok, I'll stop looking
:lol: Quote by sercher01
You Are Likely a Second Born
At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate.
At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating.
When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism.
In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative.
Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels.
You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.
Hmmm! I grew up as an only (adopted) child but found out quite recently that I am indeed a second born and I am constantly evaluating in my job - either this quiz is uncannily accurate or it's just a coincidence
Either way, I definitely don't want to be an accountant although I do have an odd love of spreadsheets!
now theres a coincidence !
im adopted to :shock:
seems we have both been told the same thing :?
That Madonna said thanks, but no thanks? :shock:
:giggle:
You Are Likely a Second Born
At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate.
At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating.
When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism.
In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative.
Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels.
You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.
Hmmm! I grew up as an only (adopted) child but found out quite recently that I am indeed a second born and I am constantly evaluating in my job - either this quiz is uncannily accurate or it's just a coincidence
Either way, I definitely don't want to be an accountant although I do have an odd love of spreadsheets!
At your darkest moments, you feel inadequate.
At work and school. you do best when you're evaluating.
When you love someone, you offer them constructive criticism.
In friendship, you tend to give a lot of feedback - positive and negative.
Your ideal careers are: accounting, banking, art, carpentry, decorating, teaching, and writing novels.
You will leave your mark on the world with art and creative projects.
Hmmm! I grew up as an only (adopted) child but found out quite recently that I am indeed a second born and I am constantly evaluating in my job - either this quiz is uncannily accurate or it's just a coincidence
Either way, I definitely don't want to be an accountant although I do have an odd love of spreadsheets!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
If you would try and keep still for a while
Tie him down, tie him down!!! :bounce:
We are going to get in lots of trouble for hijacking this, but I really do like the idea Serendipity, in fact, I would go so far as to say I love the idea.
Just got to find him first
Essex, come here sweetheart, Ive got a little suprise for you :evil2:
Oops we have hijacked it a bit haven't we, sorry!!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Psst, Dipity, what do I do when Ive got him tied down?
Should we start a whole new thread about that? or should I just PM some suggestions? :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
.... we waited till he was right up the car, had leant down and was peering in through the window, and just held our hand on the car horn :shock: I have never seen anyone move as quick in my life
Ohhhhhhh that's evil!! I like it! :lol:
Us2 - as Unc said, no-one is suggesting you can't/won't find what you want, it's just that single doggers often get treated as if they have no business being in car parks now so if you know the realities, it's easier to deal with - especially if you encounter idiots!
Quote by mdigger
I dont know how many times ive read ads with the words- all replies with photos attached will get a reply- only to not get a reply 90% of the time.
On the rare occasion that I answer an ad, I simply don't bother with those as I see no reason for someone to have my picture in order to dog them, the car park will be dark and if I was Cindy Crawford or Michael Crawford they wouldn't necessarily be any the wiser
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Hijack Mode On:
Hi Essexm34
Hijack Mode Off:
:giggle:
First class tarting Mrs Wiggy!!
, female doggers who go out alone nust be TVs!! 
If you're absolutely adamant that you want to go dogging but don't want any doggers there then you might want consider a) putting your ads in Lets Meet Up for couples who want outdoor fun and b)not using dogging locations for fun.
Everyone is entitled to choose their type of fun but having an issue with dogging spots being full of "ten a penny" doggers is like complaining that the butchers is full of meat eaters when you want to buy a veggie burger!
The car parks etc are open to all, couples looking for couples don't have more rights to them - dogging wouldn't exist in the first place without single doggers. So if you go active sites, single guys will assume that you're looking for an audience (this is quite normal) and then it's up to you to tell them you're not.
So to answer your original question, it's doubtful that dogging is dead in your area - not if you've discovered ten doggers for a penny (mind you, it's not total proof, just proof that the doggers aren't all dead!)
And no, I'm not being funny either, just sharing the reality with you
Everyone is entitled to choose their type of fun but having an issue with dogging spots being full of "ten a penny" doggers is like complaining that the butchers is full of meat eaters when you want to buy a veggie burger!
The car parks etc are open to all, couples looking for couples don't have more rights to them - dogging wouldn't exist in the first place without single doggers. So if you go active sites, single guys will assume that you're looking for an audience (this is quite normal) and then it's up to you to tell them you're not.
So to answer your original question, it's doubtful that dogging is dead in your area - not if you've discovered ten doggers for a penny
(mind you, it's not total proof, just proof that the doggers aren't all dead!)And no, I'm not being funny either, just sharing the reality with you
Quote by dirtydoggers
the solution is in hand
Sausage roll??? I don't think Mrs D will be happy with anything less than a bratwurst! :lol:
Quote by dirtydoggers
i think its fucking witchcraft
:giggle:
I wish you could read my thoughts, right now I have a vision of Mrs D chasing you around a car park, giant strap on bouncing up and down (in slow motion natch) as she's cheered on by Harry and Singledogger and Frank Sinatra is performing *that* song.
Fantastic
Edit: Accoutrements, Snerts? you posh sod :lol:
Quote by dirtydoggers
what we really need is some police chiefs and judges
Ooooh if I show the right people my implements can I be a judge then? Corporal punishment for shopllifters? righto! :twisted:
You do realise that spanking and other domme behaviour almost always lead to strap ons Unc, don't say you weren't warned and never bend down for a pie from now on :wink:
It's too late Marem, we're on a roll now
Actually, I have a question! As you've now said that you are definitely looking or participation, what would you do if you happened across a couple who were happy for you to watch but offered no participation? I'm *fairly* sure Leighton Buzzard isn't teeming with doggers and couples but would you walk away from a show only offer?
Just curious
P.S. Kiss, I bet you've read Uncle Dirty's response by now - surprising isn't it? we're dogging dinosaurs :lol:
Actually, I have a question! As you've now said that you are definitely looking or participation, what would you do if you happened across a couple who were happy for you to watch but offered no participation? I'm *fairly* sure Leighton Buzzard isn't teeming with doggers and couples but would you walk away from a show only offer?
Just curious
P.S. Kiss, I bet you've read Uncle Dirty's response by now - surprising isn't it? we're dogging dinosaurs :lol:
I know you were being facetious
But *if* that's what he meant is he wrong to say so? if he's only looking for couples who will invite participation then why not be up front about it. I always make it clear that I want to watch but how long will it be until the voyeurs among us are told that it's not a sideshow and we can join in or sod off!
Sorry Marem, we've well and truly take over your thread......but hey, at least we're talking about you :lol:
But *if* that's what he meant is he wrong to say so? if he's only looking for couples who will invite participation then why not be up front about it. I always make it clear that I want to watch but how long will it be until the voyeurs among us are told that it's not a sideshow and we can join in or sod off!
Sorry Marem, we've well and truly take over your thread......but hey, at least we're talking about you :lol:
Quote by Kiss
Anyone fancy some dogging fun within 10 miles or so of Leighton Buzzard. I would love to get some action with a nice horny couple.
How do you mean get some action?
Dogging action - could mean watching, could mean being asked to participate depending on the couple and their preference!
Quote by blotnw
Nothing i've see would give a girl that feeling of having a dick, and being able to use it..!
No strap on will feel like having a real cock as it's not part of ones body, simply a sex toy! But, with respect, you're not a woman and you've never used one so don't be so quick to come conclusions - you'd be amazed what using a strap on can do for a woman mentally, it's not just a physical experience
Quote by Srne
Im sure you wouldnt have too much trouble finding pre - arranged meets either Serendipity, a single female dogger, why you are the proverbial golden goose my dear
Yup, been told that a few times - but trying to get people to understand that I'm not in need of stuffing can be a challenge
