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Talk about oral hygiene, Im now wondering what you’re using to clean your teeth with.
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Sharif
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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Well coz I’m such a caring sharing person, here’s something I’ve pull of the official DVLA web site for you.
As you approach the test centre start to control your breathing. Initially you may feel too preoccupied with the actual test but do it any way. Taking slow deep breaths, and lightly groaning one as you breathe in and two as you breathe out. Continue this for as long as you feel you need to.
Take a walk but not don’t go walking out of the test centre, stretching your legs before the test will help you focus and relax more.
Try a bit of light masturbation, the release of tension will help you relax. But remember to keep the noise down as it might disturb the other candidates waiting to take their test.
Focus – As you start to gain control of your nerves try to focus on why you are sitting this test, what you want to achieve, and why you believe you deserve to pass (…but remember this is not a job interview!!!).
Concentrate –If you think you may have made a mistake continue concentrating on the current situation. After all if you mistakenly start pulling on your examiners todger instead of the hand brake its not such a biggy, we all make mistakes. Too many people fail a test because they are so concerned about a mistake, which may only turn out to be a minor fault. To help you concentrate it may be useful to have give a running commentary of your last sexual encounter to your examiner (this is a key part of advanced driving!), and will help your examiner look favourably on you.
In short ;
Convert negative into positive energy
Think about success, not failure
Create a series of small tasks
As you approach the test centre start to control your breathing. Initially you may feel too preoccupied with the actual test but do it any way. Taking slow deep breaths, and lightly groaning one as you breathe in and two as you breathe out. Continue this for as long as you feel you need to.
Take a walk but not don’t go walking out of the test centre, stretching your legs before the test will help you focus and relax more.
Try a bit of light masturbation, the release of tension will help you relax. But remember to keep the noise down as it might disturb the other candidates waiting to take their test.
Focus – As you start to gain control of your nerves try to focus on why you are sitting this test, what you want to achieve, and why you believe you deserve to pass (…but remember this is not a job interview!!!).
Concentrate –If you think you may have made a mistake continue concentrating on the current situation. After all if you mistakenly start pulling on your examiners todger instead of the hand brake its not such a biggy, we all make mistakes. Too many people fail a test because they are so concerned about a mistake, which may only turn out to be a minor fault. To help you concentrate it may be useful to have give a running commentary of your last sexual encounter to your examiner (this is a key part of advanced driving!), and will help your examiner look favourably on you.
In short ;
Convert negative into positive energy
Think about success, not failure
Create a series of small tasks
1. FULL NAME: Sharif McDuck
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Im not wearing any
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: That song off the beginning of Enterprise (You the one, know coz I got faith of the hart)
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: Nope sir reee
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Packet Chilly flavoured Nobbys Nuts
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Red
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Gray & Cold
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Some d**k complaining about his pc
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Face, she's got to have a cute face
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Hummmm im undecided
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: I could be better, I could be worse so I guess I’m just ok
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Faluda, (kind of a Turkish milk shake)
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I’m tea total, honest
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Women's mud wrestling, o then ok Chess
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Dark
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: ahh nope
18. SIBLINGS: 3 Bro's
19. FAVORITE MONTH: July
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Chicken, o and hash browns
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Hitch Hikers Guide's to the galaxy
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 31st of December
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday because I don’t have to go to work the next day
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Yes im a very shy boy...
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: God nooooooooooo that’s devil sperm
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Depends on who's on the other end of the Hug or Kiss
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Vanilla
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: I have no friends
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Nobody
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Somebody
32. SMOKE: Err nope
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Netware Foundation
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Yes
35. FAVE SOAP : Imperial leather
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: Money
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Crazy Sexy Cool
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Plain,
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: I don’t really eat crisps that often
41. FAVORITE CAR: Got to be a dodge viper
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Oriental lilies
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 5
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Only with one ball
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Got to be Friday, last day at work
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Neither
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Eate a lot of cake
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Nope
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Eat a banana
50. FANCY A SHAG: Are you asking ?
Do I get the Job Now?
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Im not wearing any
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: That song off the beginning of Enterprise (You the one, know coz I got faith of the hart)
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: Nope sir reee
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Packet Chilly flavoured Nobbys Nuts
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Red
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Gray & Cold
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Some d**k complaining about his pc
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Face, she's got to have a cute face
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: Hummmm im undecided
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: I could be better, I could be worse so I guess I’m just ok
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Faluda, (kind of a Turkish milk shake)
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I’m tea total, honest
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Women's mud wrestling, o then ok Chess
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Dark
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: ahh nope
18. SIBLINGS: 3 Bro's
19. FAVORITE MONTH: July
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Chicken, o and hash browns
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Hitch Hikers Guide's to the galaxy
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 31st of December
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday because I don’t have to go to work the next day
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Yes im a very shy boy...
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: God nooooooooooo that’s devil sperm
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Depends on who's on the other end of the Hug or Kiss
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Vanilla
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: I have no friends
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Nobody
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Somebody
32. SMOKE: Err nope
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Netware Foundation
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Yes
35. FAVE SOAP : Imperial leather
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: Money
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Crazy Sexy Cool
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Plain,
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: I don’t really eat crisps that often
41. FAVORITE CAR: Got to be a dodge viper
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Oriental lilies
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 5
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Only with one ball
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Got to be Friday, last day at work
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Neither
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Eate a lot of cake
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Nope
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Eat a banana
50. FANCY A SHAG: Are you asking ?
Do I get the Job Now?
Quote by redstilletto
Im still awake ~~ and will be for most the night as usual ~~ insomnia is a wonderful thing :shock: i dont think so, cuss by the morning i'll want to go to sleep when its time for work ~~ :twisted: ~~Clio Xx
Maybe you should do a night Job, that would solve the problem surley
yep i did that
i do either lates or nights now
i cant hack the mornings
Ya driveing a lorry around in the morning can be a bit of a pain what with all that traffic around and all lol
After much consideration, I've opted for the original as the mint one was not on the list.
Heres some fact's about the grate Kit Kat
KIT KAT is the number one selling candy bar in the U.K. KIT KAT is a licensed brand from Societe Des Produits Nestle S.A. Hershey Foods Corporation's original licensing agreement was executed with Rowntree Products in 1969. In 1988, Nestle purchased Rowntree.
1931 The KIT KAT wafer bar is introduced.
2000 The KIT KAT BIG KAT wafer bar is introduced.
2002 KIT KAT Limited Edition White Chocolate and Dark Chocolate wafer bars are introduced.
2003 KIT KAT expands its limited edition line to include mint and orange flavors.
2004 KIT KAT BIG KAT Limited Edition White Chocolate and KIT KAT Triple Chocolate wafer bars are introduced.
2004 The KIT KAT White Chocolate wafer bar is made into a year round product.
Heres some fact's about the grate Kit Kat
KIT KAT is the number one selling candy bar in the U.K. KIT KAT is a licensed brand from Societe Des Produits Nestle S.A. Hershey Foods Corporation's original licensing agreement was executed with Rowntree Products in 1969. In 1988, Nestle purchased Rowntree.
1931 The KIT KAT wafer bar is introduced.
2000 The KIT KAT BIG KAT wafer bar is introduced.
2002 KIT KAT Limited Edition White Chocolate and Dark Chocolate wafer bars are introduced.
2003 KIT KAT expands its limited edition line to include mint and orange flavors.
2004 KIT KAT BIG KAT Limited Edition White Chocolate and KIT KAT Triple Chocolate wafer bars are introduced.
2004 The KIT KAT White Chocolate wafer bar is made into a year round product.
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture...
:)
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture...
:) 