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Sharif
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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H-Man
Thundercats
Amazing Spider-Man
Superfriends
Voltron and of course who can forget ......
Monkey Magic
A long time ago, when men were all babes,
There was a land of the free.
Fantasy and dreams were it's untouched wealth,
And goodness and love were real.
Each man desires to reach Gandhara,
His very own Utopia,
In the striving and the seeking soul,
Man can see Gandhara.
In Gandhara, Gandhara they say it was in India,
Gandhara, Gandhara the place of life Gandhara.
Gandhara, Gandhara they say it was in India,
Gandhara, Gandhara the place of life Gandhara.
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Go on, tell me you have a volvo confused

No I got a Penis smile
wasnt the Shag some sort of 60's dance craze smile
Maybe he just wanted some one to dance with her :)
So whats new about this, its just another spin off, have you forgoten the TinyToons.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV!
We're comic dispensers; we crack up all the censors,
On Tiny Toon Adventures get a dose of comedy!
So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!
The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected
On Tiny Toon Adventures - it's about to start!
They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!
Here's Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony,
It's Tiny Toon Adventures, come and join the fun!
..... and now our song is done!
So do these cables just spontaneously combust?
Death to MicroShaft smile
Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: I love it when they talk dirty to me
Well im just a wooden string puppet waiting for my fairy good mother come to make me a genuine single male smile.....
Ok since you asked here are some more smile
Its a wonderfull life
Mr deeds
Blade Runner
Raging Bull
Taxi Driver
Blazing Saddles
North By Northwest
Once We were Warriors
warriors of zool
Raiders of the lost ark
The Wizzard of OZ
American pie
Once Upon a Time in America
Plae rider
Fist full of Dollers
The Outlaw Josey Wales
the good the bad the ugley
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Terminator 1
Breakfast at tiffanys
The Producers
Heaven Can Wait
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid
The 39 Steps
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Passport to Pimlico
Alfie (original 70's Version)
The Italian Job (Original 70's Version)
The LadyKillers (orignial 50's version)
I'm All Right Jack
Dr. Strangelove
Get Carter (original 70's Version)
Zulu
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Gregory's Girl
The Long Good Friday
Mona Lisa
The Belles of St. Trinian's
The Lavender Hill Mob
Casino royal
Pulp Fiction
The Usual Suspects
A Matter Of Life And Death (Love this film)
Enter The Dragon
MASH
O and that one with the invisable rabbit called harvey forgot what its called
What can I say the TV was my best friend when I was growing up,sad isn’t it wasting my Saturday afternoon’s watching bbc2 and nights channel 4. O Did I mention wired science and faris bueller’s day out :) .
I would define cool films as the ones I could watch over and over again with out getting bored.
well let me think now
Blood in Blood out
Scare Face
Carlitos Way
Godfater 1
Donny Darko
All 3 lord of the rings films
Original Star wars films
The Matrix (First one)
The Shawshank Redemption
Sliding Doors
House Party
Porkys
Dumb & Dumber
Conan the barbarian
Conan the destroyer
West World
WarGames
Dune
The Breakfast Club
St. Elmo's Fire
Flight of the Navigator
Highlander 1 (There can only be one)
Willow
Legend
Excalibur
Krull
Interview with the Vampire
Little Shop Of Horrors
Bill and Ted
Labyrinth
Clash of the Titans
The NeverEnding Story
Tme bandits
I could go on smile
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That just totally confused me Shariff so early on in the morning lol.........was the "funny "statement meant for Sunbunny! :crazy: :silly:

Its a quote form the film Goodfellas smile
Well what can I say that's not been said already smile
Cheers for a Most Excellent Time People.
Happy New year one and all. May the new year bring you happines and joy
If they wanted the item in time for xmas day, they should have used paypal....
I don’t think us single me suffer from this : ), well if we do not as much as you couples or single girls.
Are you accuseing me a plagerisem smile
ahh ok i pinched it from my sister...
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with
a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a
little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something . Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and
kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
I am circumcised; it was done when I was 8 for religious reasons. From what I can remember the only pain full part was the antistatic injections. O and the 2 weeks after where it hurt every time I walked. But hay I got over it biggrin
Err cant say i have that problem, i just wait till some one pms me biggrin
As the add says Just do it...
Really I hadnt noticed, but then again i aint ben looking....
Hiya
I've found that a combo of XP service pack 2 and Zone Alarm pro.. stops them have to turn all the security level high though...
Hil
I'd like to come, but since im relatively new could you put me down on reserve list...
Cheers big ears biggrin