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Sharif
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Do they do them in B&Q? rolleyes

Yes I think B&Q have a special offer on them at the moment. Where you get a free
nimbus 2000 with it .....b
It’s the latest gaydar suppressing technology , just pop down your local DIY to get one. Its quite simple to use, just plug it into your Warp Propulsion unit, chuck some Dilithium Crystals in and bob’s your live in lover.
Quote by lilacgem
Why do maried men say they are single? Ok I know the answer really but it bugs me confused

I say I’m single coz it keeps the hordes of women away, So far it seems to be working.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ok, here's one for you.
Imagine your gay teenage son has started to develop his 'Gaydar' and has successfully 'outed' a couple of people you already know. Would you own up to being bi before he rags you out too?

Well honesty is the best policy although sometimes it can get you into trouble. Id suggest just get your self the latest dampening field, to block his gaydar. smile
Quote by Pete_sw
Awwww, look, they'r all sleeping peacfully now ..... <<< pulls the quilt up and watches them sleep for a moment ................ bless , .........................
then goes back to the partay rotflmao

errr Hannibal lector's not a superhero you know
Quote by cheekychimp
The Invisible Man....is he a superhero....he is in my eyes.... :twisted:
CC...... cool

Strictly speaking No he’s not, but there is the Invisible Woman (Susan Richards) who can be classed as such.
This reminds me of that Alice song..
Who's Les and whys he/she looking for you ?
Quote by Darkfire
>>> is starting to regret this thread already rolleyes

Has it become a pain in the arse?
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Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead in French footballer’s flat,
police say Its murder on zadan’s floor
ahh haaa , Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Tony Happy Birthday to you.
Quote by tammigirl23
Been trying now for 15 mins how frustrating..why dont the powers to be give out a password for 1 night so everyone can get thro the lounge way....just a idea instead of being fobbed off.

Well it is late, TPTB might have gone to sleep. Why dont you hang out here till you can get back in, it can be funnnnn smile
Quote by cheekychimp
Does the Heart have a Brain..?
I'm not sure about this one but... it tells me what to do now and again.
CC..... cool
lol@firelizard.

Ahhh I get you , do you mean are you lead by your heart
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I can get in without a problem!! confused :? :? :? :?
If you are an Extras member, enter via the Extras Lounge and then use the Take me to tab to move to Server 2 or 3. Do not use server 1 or you will be thrown into hyper-space.
If you aren't an Extras member, keep trying. You will get in.
The problem is that Server 1 is playing up, so there is nobody on there. When you enter the Chatroom, you are automatically sent to the Server which has the least amount of people on it, so because server 1 is empty, it tries to put you in there.
Sorry!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:

I never liked server 1, it always looked a trouble maker to me.
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Quote by Bloke2005
My bum hurts - does anybody else's bum hurt? lol

Have you tried preparation H biggrin
Is the chat room operating under the 2 out 2 in policy Jon ?
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Quote by mazandden
OK, what about.....
What right has Israel to invade Lebanon, bomb the shit out of it's infrastructure etc. and yet again get away with it?? dunno
Or is that a bit too heavy lol

no, its adisgrace!! how can israel get away with murdering directly hundreds of innocent civilians, and by their economic war indirectly kill prob thousands of innocent people while the world sits back and watches???
are we not condemning israel because it doesnt make financial sense to????
so annoyed by this its not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh it’s just the way it is, no point in tearing your hair out about it. Agree or disagree we are just little people can’t really influence anything.
Quote by Bloke2005
i like gin, do you?

I like the fact that you like gin.......
but Are we allowed back in yet ?
Who cares - let me get Maz pissed and I can have my wicked way with Den :twisted:
You forgot to twiddle your moustache and go mooohaaahaaahaaaa
Quote by mazandden
i like gin, do you?

I like the fact that you like gin.......
but Are we allowed back in yet ?