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Yeah well done Nola, and lets not all get fooled into thinking that the nonces live in the computer now. Where theres kids theres nonces - albeit that there are far fewer of them than the Solcredulists would have you believe
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SilkandBigG
1 month ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 59
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
3 in a row Mal???
I hope you voted before you asked him to lock it Lucy :-)
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Quote by Serendipity
Don't waste time and money organising a munch. Scan the wedding announcements in your local paper, send the address of the church to all your swinging pals and turn up outside 45 mins after the ceremony starts. After a few minutes, the guests will come out and you can easily cadge a lift to the reception by claiming to be someone's cousin. Food, drink and a disco will be waiting - hey presto, a totally free munch!!
Tip: Start saving left over rice from your takeaways now to throw over the bride and groom and nick a carnation from the graveyard next door for that authentic "I'm a real guest" look!
Its all too detailed not to have been tried in real life
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Save on heating bills at a gangbang/bukkake evening by only inviting men with hypertension
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Dont pay for expensive private GUM clinic tests yourself. Simply ring the last few people you slept with and tell each of them you have a different disease. Then wait for them all to give the all clear
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For a low cost swingers party at your house, simply consult with all the people that moan on the forums and they can give you a list of all the people that dont turn up . Virtually free
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One mans love eggs is another mans 'clackers' check in the attic you may still have them
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If you are considering training your own sub slut, try and select a girl who also keeps horses, That will save money as she will already have much of the equipment you require.
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When selecting a BiFem for that much wanted threesome, why not try a homeless girl. Then you wont need to drive miles to take her home afterward, just drop her off anywhere !
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Dont waste money on expensive vibrators. Simply select and hollow out a cucumber in the size and shape of your choice then insert a few hundred African bees.
If yer feelin fruity simply give the cucumber a good shake and hey presto !
(NB Use a good strong adhesive to secure the end
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If yer feelin fruity simply give the cucumber a good shake and hey presto !
(NB Use a good strong adhesive to secure the end
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No Ben mate thats yer alzheimers acting up again.............
I SAY YER ALZ HEIm ERZ !!
Wheres yer peas ?
I SAY YER ALZ HEIm ERZ !!
Wheres yer peas ?
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Course i forgot you live in Burgh. The needles alone must take a while :-)
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Quote by Dirtygirly
I think you have to giggle thinking half the people who dont like em will be chatting on webcams later on
No doubt.
However they will all be showing you only what they want you to see! :mrgreen:
Oh i dunno, some of the wallpaper and soft furnishings are atrocious ! Im not always sure they want us to see the ironing and the washing up piled in the sink either.
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I think you have to giggle thinking half the people who dont like em will be chatting on webcams later on 
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Yup... I pay the stair cleaner and the gardener in cash. Whether they declare that to the taxman is their business. I would suspect not but I could be wrong.
You have a cleaner who just does stairs !?
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Yeah Dave has been to where Silky works and helped them with fund raising alot. He seemed a great fella and insisted on being called Dave. He really connected with all the kids.
No one should outlive their wee ones
No one should outlive their wee ones
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That was Rodney King , Americans dont count as they all think they are in a soap opera anyway
BOOYAH
BOOYAH
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Quote by BIoke
I love my current job but I used to be a Virgin air hostess when I was young, slim and pretty. That was cool
OMG ! Did i sleep with you !? :shock:
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I have this weird thang that happens where I suffer extreme splitting head aches when im within a few miles of a thunder its to do with barometric pressure and the air pockets in your head (I guess I have larger areas of air lol).
Anyway the headaches turn to throbbing head and eventually incredible tired flu like feeling all of which means that when the storm breaks after just a few drops of rain I feel like a million dollars,like a weight has been lifted almost literally - it just takes seconds.
Silky still insists its just an excuse not to bring the washing in
Anyway the headaches turn to throbbing head and eventually incredible tired flu like feeling all of which means that when the storm breaks after just a few drops of rain I feel like a million dollars,like a weight has been lifted almost literally - it just takes seconds.
Silky still insists its just an excuse not to bring the washing in
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They do not, in the same way that even though there are ugly wives all brides are beautiful, and all BW are B. :shock:
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I cannot provide mathematical proof, will several dozen eye witnesses via webcam suffice ?
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Thats bolloxs Res. Silky has proved categorically it is possible for me to type and get a blowjob simultaneously
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Quote by Witchy
Very simplified, at the core of Phenomenology is the principle that...oh bugger. I'll try an example
There are 5 people in a room. In the room, is a bunch of flowers.
They cheer person one up, because they remind them of their wedding day.
They put person two on edge, because when they were five, they were stung by nettles when they tried to pick some of the flowers. It was the day their mum left & ran off with the milkman...bad memories ensue.
Person three has an allergy to the flowers, and is angry that they were put there.
Person four smells the flowers, and feels instantly horny because it takes them back to an outdoor session they had last summer.
Person five steals the flowers & gives them to their wife, because it's her birthday & he's just been mugged.
Basically, it demonstrates that we all have a different view, based on our own experiences. No two persons experience will ever be the same, so no two people will see things the same.
Nurture not nature ?
Scenes not genes?
