Quote by anais
For the first time, I was really pestered by guys of all ages. Its wasn't just a few times, it was over a dozen offers of sex a day (I'd have been knackered by the end of the week if I'd have taken them all up:lol: ). They followed me around by foot, car or motorbike......every day and every flipping night. I felt so harassed and pestered I was near to tears after five days.
I asked to move tables in restaurants, threatened not to pay for meals unless I was left alone, even one of house boys asked to sleep in my room :shock: Offered sex *free of charge* at on the beach (ok that one made me laugh :lol: )
In answer as to how to ward off guys, the following steps may be necessary:-
have your hair cut very short and spike it up with gel.
always go out wearing a football shirt, jeans (or knee-length shorts) and trainers.
have a fake tattoo on one forearm with initials of above mentioned football team.
have a fake tattoo with a popeye-style anchor on the other arm.
always drink pints.
pierce your ears at the top, several times.
A bit extreme, but you never know, it might work!!!
Slurpy xxx ps. any reference in the above to any person living or dead, or a member of this site is purely coincidental and the author does not take responsibility in perpetuity. So there.
:D :D Thank you very much.
