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SmokingMuff
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
0 miles · Kent

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Quote by MikeC
in an alley in harrow smile
MikeC

Snap!!!!!!!!
You to! :giggle: :giggle:
Well to let you all know
1. Top deck of a bus hump
2. Single deck bus :giggle:
3. Trains. blast
4. In a club celebrating my sister's 30th Birthday, in front of some mirrors in Ealing. :twisted:
5. The tree in Harrow mentioned by SJ. :blast:
6. In the bathroom at my parents, in the kitchen as well on the dinning room table (when I had a really bad cold). With a full household that didn't disturb us. boink
7. In an open grave (not with SJ). smackbottom
8. In the back of a freezer truck. :eeek:
9. In too many toliets to remember them all. :doh:
10. In SJ car (was flashed at by the police). redface
11. In so many parks in North-west London daytime and night. :evil2:
I think I should stop here before I start to melt the chair that I'm on. :sticky:
Quote by marmalaid
redface Better hide then, don't want him setting that Smoking Muff on to me, she's as barmy as a fruitcake!

I'm innocent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a delicate little flower !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This nearly made me wet myself. Try some of the Jack Black ones.
This is total class worship
Yes .
I find it a turn on unless they shot directly into my eye :wanker: :eeek: blast .
Then some how I lost all interest in watching :upset: .
Is there something wrong with me :evil2:
Quote by Colts23
Venus In Keywords
Fire Signs
(Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) ardent, dramatic, demonstrative, initiator
Earth Signs
(Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) luxurious, possessive, steady, focused
Air Signs
(Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) experimental, poetic, intellectual, versatile
Water Signs
(Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) idealistic, sensitive, sentimental, spiritual
supposedly thats the info on what you are,,,,tried finding the sex one, but only love versions available, :P
I'm a fish!! confused but at least I'm idealistic :twisted:

Great that make me a sensitive Crab, Who is into the occult. You have been warned!
whip :wary: :?:
All I have to say is ...................... worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Well finally I Get the computer. Jim is at work and I would just like to say a Big Thanks to Sarah, hope you had a wonderful time.
Every one who I meet thank you for making me feel welcome :thumbup: at my first munch. Remained sober despite drinking 32 pints :beer: . Didn't sleep was buzzing mentally :crazy: .
Jim will tell you all I'm always this crazy, (all the time!) :crazy: Can't help it, I think I'm related to the energizer bunny :silly:
Can't wait to meet you all again. :inlove: :love: :happy:
Quote by Steve_Mids

Ok.............So who has been taking pics of me whilst I wasnt looking??

:violin: :upset: innocent
Maybe because I worked in a morgue, thet picture didn't shock me at all.
Maybe that is was happen when you don't have enough sex. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by smokerjim
I'm not too bothered about how I will be thought of - what I would prefer is a glorious wake, everyone getting caned ( think of the wake for Mickey's mum in "Snatch" ) and having a fuggin' good time. If they smile and think of me, busting my shite with laughter, even better.
I have even told the wife ( smoking muff ) to mourn me for a reasonable amount of time ( 3 -6 months tops ) then get on with life, and to not be a widow.

Party at mine when he goes :twisted: :twisted:
Just kidding love :love:
Quote by Mal
For one of my moments has to be having the Best man and husband shagging me at the same time. :evil2: :evil2:

Please don't say it was at the altar in front of the Vicar and your guests!!! :shock:
(unless you have pics!! :twisted: )
Mal
wink
Sorry Mal no pics sad
But we all share a house together still. :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
You got to have some passion otherwise it becomes perfunctory, a bit like the everyday sex we are all trying to avoid, robotic even. The excitement of something/someone new should automatically instill an element of passion in anyone. It does not have to be the passion of a lover, it can be the passion of pure enjoyment. I think passion begets passion, so if I'm passionate that will rub itself off on my partner (and no clever double entendres on that line thank you!).

ooo i totally agree...........................i understand that swingers have different turn ons like blue.............yes i do like other ways.. too.............. but Passion beats it for me!.it doesn't for blue!............... one day i will like to experience it though .like out dogging!........But there some time maybe i am mixing the word up and meaning that feeling of electricity
I am not really into meeting strangers unless i have chatted to them on the phone for a few days as i like to understand there needs as well as them understanding mine!
Even when you have met the peep had sex thats just a first for stage for me .......the second time you feel more relaxed ... and still learning ............... some peeps cannot cum on there first meets due to nerves!
I also had my first experience with a women on hol wow Passion with a women is just as good
I mean there you are snogging and being held tight next to the man and then you feel that hard cock in his trousers mmmmmmmmm
oooo i so much like snogging!......Debs goes of to pucker her lips up ready for the Notts Munch
As the woman who is into passion (given to Debs), depends on the person who I am with. I can turn it off any time I like. But if the person really turns me on they get passion up the wassi!! boink
Quote by Debbiewebs
For one of my moments has to be having the Best man and husband shagging me at the same time. :evil2: :evil2:

you slut rotflmao
That you !!!! :high-smile:
Someone can give me the praise that I deserve..... at last!!!! :thrilled:
As a woman I thought it was really funny, had to ring up Smoking Jim to let him know! rotflmao :rotflmao:
For one of my moments has to be having the Best man and husband shagging me at the same time. :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by salt_n_pepper
Yes it has happen to me alot, I just past it off as I am in my own sick little world. Most people have been told that I do this and they need to grab me to get my attention. :sad:
But the best thing about this is that I even do this to the memebers of my own family. :doh:
My father has stood before me waving his arms and I didnt see him for at least 5 minutes. dunno

have you thought of going to have your eyes tested :giggle:
What is worst is that I have been wearing glasses for over 20 years. I seem to switch my eye focus off or something! biggrin
Yes it has happen to me alot, I just past it off as I am in my own sick little world. Most people have been told that I do this and they need to grab me to get my attention. :sad:
But the best thing about this is that I even do this to the memebers of my own family. :doh:
My father has stood before me waving his arms and I didnt see him for at least 5 minutes. dunno
My most enduring memory is of he guy that me. Some other guys were't happy with this situation and decided to sort him out in front of me. Warm cock and testis in hand are not a pretty site or to feel. :scared:
Maybe that is why I live for each and everyday :therethere:
Quote by Z3D
this may be a bit weird,but I've always wanted some lederhosen!! redface
I'll get me coat lol

Why confused: :?: :?: :?:
Quote by Debbiewebs
well i have met a lovely man yesterday and he has the most fantasic eyes!...........havent you Jim! wink
So deff the eyes

Well I don't remember you looking in to his eyes much :twisted:
Think you were busy checking other things out :evil2: :giggle:
But I have to say that it was his eyes, that attracted me to Jim. (and the fact he was an innocent thing) rotflmao
Quote by Debbiewebs
I dont mined men in shorts............ but what puts me off is when they ware sandles with them YUK!!!!!!

Debbiewebs, it's worst when they wear them with socks :confused:
lol :lol: :lol: Long socks!
Yes the kind recommened by school teachers with pale legs :crazy: