Quote by Debbiewebs
I dont mined men in shorts............ but what puts me off is when they ware sandles with them YUK!!!!!!
Debbiewebs, it's worst when they wear them with socks :confused:
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SmokingMuff
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
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Quote by RedHot
I am off out Friday night to a club called Turnmills all i know is its up London......
I aint been out clubbing for ageeeeeeeeeeeees at least 8 years :shock: so........... I'm calling all you clubbers to help me out here.......
What the hell do I wear????
I really am struggling here to think, its been soo blinking long since I had to think about clubbing in this sense I've forgotten
All advise greatfully received
Only 8 years since you went clubbing? Is that all?! :shock:
Sorry I can't help you with what to wear. Last time I went clubbing was in the ealy 80's and I doubt *those* fashions will ever come back :eeek:
Showing my age now . . .
ops: :lol2: T-J
Most clubs have and 80's night, you'll fit in fine
Do they use it as an ornament or for their Mrs to put her bracelets on 
Quote by Trapper
Ok, i know it's a repeat, but just incase you haven't seen it there is a three
part documentary on Channel 5 starting at 11pm tonight about couples who regulaly indulge in swinging!
I'm only letting you know because its educational ya know!
Have seen that series. Also have been to Radlett and a friend of ours is in the documentary. She thinks she looks horrible on film. I think she is gorgerous. :thrilled:
Burnt myself on the bum, bending over and forgot the iron was on behind me.
So far I have done this over 12 times, you think I would learn
ops:
But the worst burn I had was on my arm when I was 2. Left my arm in the fireplace. Didn't scream at all as far as my mother was concerned. She smelt burning flesh and ran in to see what was wrong :censored: :doh:
So far I have done this over 12 times, you think I would learn
ops: But the worst burn I had was on my arm when I was 2. Left my arm in the fireplace. Didn't scream at all as far as my mother was concerned. She smelt burning flesh and ran in to see what was wrong :censored: :doh:
Quote by BigScotsBloke
everytime I go out with my kilt on all the ladies have to peek up the damn thing ??????? lol
What is it about a man in a kilt that has you ladies just gagging to find out if he's "regimental" or not lol.
For my part I always go commando the damn things far to warm to wear anything underneath might melt me nads orf lol :shock: :shock: :shock:
So come on ladies tell me why you do it lol ( not that i'm complaining that much due to almost always getting laid after wearing the damn thing lol )
Davie
:twisted:
That is because not enough men wear kilts for us women out there to enjoy :smile2:
Quote by peter-j
ah-ha!!!!!!!!!!!
a beleiver!!!!!!!
kneel b4 me my love and let me ram my message home.......
no , no.....your doing it too fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes there is a god!
And will kneel before you with a smile
your smilel makes me smile my lovely..
now.....how wide can that grin go......ah-ha.............THAT wide.....goodness
Lets just say I can fit my fist in my mouth :twisted:
hwoar:Quote by onlyme1981
What is the difference?
Coming from a woman I'm sure this question is silly but I honestly don't know the difference.....is there one?
I'm looking for a bit of "uplift" and proper cleavage....Wonderbra's and the like do nothing for me so was looking into the corset type thing but there are different things to choose from and I don't know which to consider....any help on defining the three would be good! (Tried google already)
Basques are figure hugging with support and uplift.
Corsets hug your body into an hourglass shape.
Bustiers sit around yor breast and can give support and lift.
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
I've just popped outside for a ciggy, and have been buzed by two bats :fuckinghell: , why does wild life like me
hey bats are fine muff. its when you get the dogs hanging round cocking thier legs up up for a wee. then you should be worried
x rache x
What is worse is when they are trying to hump your leg :sticky:
How comes every time I go out in the garden in trousers I don't see a single frog. 
I'm quite happy about that :D
But the moment I'm in a dress or skirt the slimy critters decide to surround me! :censored:
Take last night for instant..... Two of the :censored: :fuckinghell: .... frogs decide to gang up on me. Was nearly running around the garden trying to stop them from climbing up my leg. :uhoh:
What is the deal?
Does my fanny poses as a pond for them?
The slimy, cold (shuddering) feel of them on your thigh :gagged:
Normally I don't mind frogs, except when they are attached to my thigh!
It has happened more than once to me. the first time was when I was dating SmokingJim. Walking back from some good shagging in the open air, I squealed :eeek: :eeek: , leaped into the air. There, just below by fanny was a frog croaking merrily, :fuckinghell:
SmokingJim found it hilarious :censored: .Did he help, of course not!
I'm quite happy about that :D But the moment I'm in a dress or skirt the slimy critters decide to surround me! :censored:
Take last night for instant..... Two of the :censored: :fuckinghell: .... frogs decide to gang up on me. Was nearly running around the garden trying to stop them from climbing up my leg. :uhoh:
What is the deal?
Does my fanny poses as a pond for them?
The slimy, cold (shuddering) feel of them on your thigh :gagged:
Normally I don't mind frogs, except when they are attached to my thigh!
It has happened more than once to me. the first time was when I was dating SmokingJim. Walking back from some good shagging in the open air, I squealed :eeek: :eeek: , leaped into the air. There, just below by fanny was a frog croaking merrily, :fuckinghell:
SmokingJim found it hilarious :censored: .Did he help, of course not!
