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Srne
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
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Now this one has changed tack slightly, we have got into people who change because of money or financial circumstance!!
I can totally understand where Marya is coming from (what me agreeing with Marya :shock:
) about people developing snobbish traits where money has been involved.
We went to the opposite scale, from having loads of money because i was in a very well paid job, flashy cars 4 holidays a year etc etc, to having plain old cars (see what i mean about the snobby wording) :lol: not loads of money but i job i enjoy more.
We arent skint by any stretch but we no longer hang around with the same bunch as we used to as we just dont fit in!!
We no longer WANT to go to london for the weekend hob knobbing with £200 sunglasses on or go out every weekend and have to wear something new, those lot were always bitching about each other anyway if were honest.
We now enjoy life more, are much less caught in the "rat race" of better car, bigger house more clothes and our circle of friends has changed we can go out now without having to worry if we come up to scratch or have the right designer label on this week
Im sure they probably call us every time they see us now in our "banger cars" cos i mean, "who drives a car that costs less than 20 grand?"
So iv back tracked from my original post an yeah people change and are twats :lol:
I can totally understand where Marya is coming from (what me agreeing with Marya :shock:
) about people developing snobbish traits where money has been involved.We went to the opposite scale, from having loads of money because i was in a very well paid job, flashy cars 4 holidays a year etc etc, to having plain old cars (see what i mean about the snobby wording) :lol: not loads of money but i job i enjoy more.
We arent skint by any stretch but we no longer hang around with the same bunch as we used to as we just dont fit in!!
We no longer WANT to go to london for the weekend hob knobbing with £200 sunglasses on or go out every weekend and have to wear something new, those lot were always bitching about each other anyway if were honest.
We now enjoy life more, are much less caught in the "rat race" of better car, bigger house more clothes and our circle of friends has changed we can go out now without having to worry if we come up to scratch or have the right designer label on this week
Im sure they probably call us every time they see us now in our "banger cars" cos i mean, "who drives a car that costs less than 20 grand?"
So iv back tracked from my original post an yeah people change and are twats :lol:
Good thread this jaymar.
I agree with what others have said though an cant really add much. I think its natyral people change its a life cycle and experiences we have adapt us and as we learn new things we evolve from who we once were.
Sometimes i think its a case of two people suiting each other at one point in time but other outside influences affecting them both seperately and differently that change the ethos of the relationship between them.
Its happened to me with friends i was like brothers with then after a while u lose touch or just drift apart, usually in your teens and theres normally a woman behind it.
I agree with what others have said though an cant really add much. I think its natyral people change its a life cycle and experiences we have adapt us and as we learn new things we evolve from who we once were.
Sometimes i think its a case of two people suiting each other at one point in time but other outside influences affecting them both seperately and differently that change the ethos of the relationship between them.
Its happened to me with friends i was like brothers with then after a while u lose touch or just drift apart, usually in your teens and theres normally a woman behind it.
We are quite into fantasies miss srne and myself.
We have found it difficult to find people who are interested in role play or fantasy scenarios on here tho to be honest.
Maybe a separate section for fantasies or role play could be a good idea?
We have managed to act out one particularly good one though.....
Miss srne wanted us to go to a bar where a "stranger" would overhear us talking about going outside and having sex outdoors somewhere secluded.
We would go outside and the "stranger" would come outside and watch us whilst we started to play and i slipped up her short skirt to reveal sexy hold ups and and lingerie. He would stay a discreet distance away playing with himself so she could see whilst i was licking her from behind before i took her from behind.
We found someone from the site who we met and he played his "role" brilliantly, i got so turned on tho i errrrm finished somewhat prematurely and said roleplayer was beckoned over by the miss and mutually masturbated till they both came!
So the site did work for us in this fantasy
We have found it difficult to find people who are interested in role play or fantasy scenarios on here tho to be honest.
Maybe a separate section for fantasies or role play could be a good idea?
We have managed to act out one particularly good one though.....
Miss srne wanted us to go to a bar where a "stranger" would overhear us talking about going outside and having sex outdoors somewhere secluded.
We would go outside and the "stranger" would come outside and watch us whilst we started to play and i slipped up her short skirt to reveal sexy hold ups and and lingerie. He would stay a discreet distance away playing with himself so she could see whilst i was licking her from behind before i took her from behind.
We found someone from the site who we met and he played his "role" brilliantly, i got so turned on tho i errrrm finished somewhat prematurely and said roleplayer was beckoned over by the miss and mutually masturbated till they both came!
So the site did work for us in this fantasy
It is annoying to me how this country seems to be getting ever more PC mental.
I can understand what your saying Mr C, its another of the points that highlights the problems this country faces.
We are becoming a multi cultural society and as such that is fine, however when certain factions of the multi cultural society take offence to traditions, festivals and the social culture of the country they now inhabit this leads to just these type of problems!
Christmas is now regarded as the holiday or festive period in many offices and workplaces throughout the country as the very word itself can be deemed offensive as you mentioned. The banning of exchanging Christmas cards at work for fear of upsetting certain cultures is also common place nowadays.
The people who claim to be upset or offended by these things "IN MY OPINION" (just thought id capital that for the nit pickers and thread dissectors) could be seen as over sensitive and even radicals to whatever faith they embrace.
I don't get upset when employees from other cultures have time off work or are given special dispensation for things such as Ramadan amongst others.
It is seen as accepting members of different faiths into our society to allow them to come into work late, go home early or have extra time off, that is then expected to be covered by the people who are not celebrating these other cultural festivals.
Is it unfair for people from different faiths to accept that we have long standing traditions, social and cultural celebrations and so forth when they are living within a country that a majority of the population support?
I think this thread will probably get a few peoples backs up, there will be the usual overly PC brigade jumping in who refuse to see what most people on here so far are trying to say then it will get locked. Who know's but i understand what your saying if that helps mate!!
I can understand what your saying Mr C, its another of the points that highlights the problems this country faces.
We are becoming a multi cultural society and as such that is fine, however when certain factions of the multi cultural society take offence to traditions, festivals and the social culture of the country they now inhabit this leads to just these type of problems!
Christmas is now regarded as the holiday or festive period in many offices and workplaces throughout the country as the very word itself can be deemed offensive as you mentioned. The banning of exchanging Christmas cards at work for fear of upsetting certain cultures is also common place nowadays.
The people who claim to be upset or offended by these things "IN MY OPINION" (just thought id capital that for the nit pickers and thread dissectors) could be seen as over sensitive and even radicals to whatever faith they embrace.
I don't get upset when employees from other cultures have time off work or are given special dispensation for things such as Ramadan amongst others.
It is seen as accepting members of different faiths into our society to allow them to come into work late, go home early or have extra time off, that is then expected to be covered by the people who are not celebrating these other cultural festivals.
Is it unfair for people from different faiths to accept that we have long standing traditions, social and cultural celebrations and so forth when they are living within a country that a majority of the population support?
I think this thread will probably get a few peoples backs up, there will be the usual overly PC brigade jumping in who refuse to see what most people on here so far are trying to say then it will get locked. Who know's but i understand what your saying if that helps mate!!
We love going out for meals and stuff and the social aspect that the site offers (thats not an invitation over to ours for dinner and to bang the missus over the table whilst i serve starters though ok mate ).
Like clove said try the LMU or go to a munch maybe as they tend to be more socially orientated rather than depraved hotbeds for raucous behaviour....mores the bloody pity :lol:
).Like clove said try the LMU or go to a munch maybe as they tend to be more socially orientated rather than depraved hotbeds for raucous behaviour....mores the bloody pity :lol:
We were on about the other night me and the lady how much of a laugh we have had on the site since we started an how our opinions have changed about it and swinging over the past 3 years here.
It started as us pair of randy so and so's just looking for playmates who we didnt really want to get to know etc just have sexual fun with and never hear from them again, until we realised that people on here actually came here for a good laugh a bit of banter and to socialise as well:shock:
Nowadays we come here for both sex and banter what a combination :twisted:
Has anyone ever found though that some of the adverts are just so funny they make u nearly piss yourself laughing, we go through them just for a laugh sometimes and our all time favourite was "Powerful cock and strong balls, need hammering?" Short to the point and also funny as hell sounded more like an advert for a battery drill, wonder if he got any replies.....apart from miss srne's
Also one that makes us laugh and cringe at the same time was when we very first started on the site and we had no pics or info on our profile, we went onto the dogging forum and had a whinge about not getting any replies (yes we did THAT ).
Northeastcoupleuk replied and said
"why dont u try adding some info and a few pics", then we read this
"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
Hello and good bye...."
and we thought they were taking the piss and having a pop so we PM'd back and didnt half slag them off
not realising it was there bloody tag on their advert :lol:
We have met them both since and they are sound as a pound but we always laugh about that and hope they dont remember!!
So over to you guys give us your funny ones on here or lets see who can find the funniest add, could do with having a laugh before xmas!!
It started as us pair of randy so and so's just looking for playmates who we didnt really want to get to know etc just have sexual fun with and never hear from them again, until we realised that people on here actually came here for a good laugh a bit of banter and to socialise as well:shock:
Nowadays we come here for both sex and banter what a combination :twisted:
Has anyone ever found though that some of the adverts are just so funny they make u nearly piss yourself laughing, we go through them just for a laugh sometimes and our all time favourite was "Powerful cock and strong balls, need hammering?" Short to the point and also funny as hell sounded more like an advert for a battery drill, wonder if he got any replies.....apart from miss srne's
Also one that makes us laugh and cringe at the same time was when we very first started on the site and we had no pics or info on our profile, we went onto the dogging forum and had a whinge about not getting any replies (yes we did THAT
).Northeastcoupleuk replied and said
"why dont u try adding some info and a few pics", then we read this
"Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
Hello and good bye...."
and we thought they were taking the piss and having a pop so we PM'd back and didnt half slag them off
not realising it was there bloody tag on their advert :lol: We have met them both since and they are sound as a pound but we always laugh about that and hope they dont remember!!
So over to you guys give us your funny ones on here or lets see who can find the funniest add, could do with having a laugh before xmas!!
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the sad thing about not naming and shaming is it puts any single bloke on this site under suspicion of being a sex offender.......
hello easyease long time no see.
I dont think the above statement is true tho, I think a large majority of us on here have the sense and are intelligent enough to know that not everyone should be tarred with the same brush....
Hopefully!!
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the above post is meant to highlight a possible cause for concern that could apply to one or two ignorant folk, not the chatroom users as a whole
staggy
xx
Just to lighten a very heated and serious thread, this did make me laugh wrats, its like the little legal disclaimers you get on those dodgy products from QVC and other shopping channels.
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I'm sure it wasn't suppose to sound like that. I believe what naughty meant was that a lot of doggers, myself included, don't like pre-arranged meets and aren't fond of new locations which we can only find out about by meeting yourself there.
If you have a suitable location you'd like people to use, i greatly recommend that you post it as a location under the SH doggin directory which can be found here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/index.html
chaos x
We find that pre arranged locations suit us best as in todays climate with all the media interest from the Sun to the local papers going to a "known site" for the traditional dogging scenario is just too bloody risky and fraught with danger.
Dogging has changed since the days when very few people knew what it was all about or even what it was and so many people have had to adapt to so called pre arranged or outdoor swinging scenarios so we can understand people wanting to keep newer locations low key.
We have a location that we use from time to time and would absolutely hate it if others from the dogging scene and especially the boy racer element got wind of it, but we do share its location with a few people we trust but know that inevitably one day it will become a "known location" loose lips and all that!!
I think eventually, and unfortunately more and more people are turning to pre arranged or new found non dogging locations for outdoor meet ups as the scene has changed and will continue to do so. Every man and his dogging dog know where the sites are these days and most arent doggers they have just heard of it through word of mouth and the media.
Such a shame!!
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:shock: WOW!!! srne, that sounds like total bliss.........hmmm wonder if i have got the room to that with my 3 piece suite
In that case just get all the mattress down in the front room and get everyone on them like a bouncy lounge, would be mint!!
Bonjourno Mr and Miss cream.
We would like to take this opportunity to RSVP to your good selves in respect of said "Xmas piss up"
We will be attending said function without the aid of fancy dress and be indulging in a spot of alcoholic inebriation with other guest whilst socially acclimatising ourselves with other members of the swinging community.
In other words get our bloody names down as confirmed pet
We would like to take this opportunity to RSVP to your good selves in respect of said "Xmas piss up"
We will be attending said function without the aid of fancy dress and be indulging in a spot of alcoholic inebriation with other guest whilst socially acclimatising ourselves with other members of the swinging community.
In other words get our bloody names down as confirmed pet
First post Iv started for a while so here goes....
We were discussing yesterday what we were going to do on Xmas eve this year and suddenly realised it was exactly the same as last year and the one before!!
Although we are young, impossibly gorgeous and very sexy people (honest), me and miss srne rarely go pubbing and clubbing :shock:
We both have the day off work on xmas eve day and are going to stop in and watch the same 4 films we watched last year and the one before, get in the same pizza same drinks (non alcoholic kiddy pop) and push the settes together and bring the quilts down for an all in sweets and films fest.
Pretty sad we realise for two young sexpots but it has sort of become an every year tradition and we were wondering,do any of you guys have any traditions or routines you do year after year and what are they?
We were discussing yesterday what we were going to do on Xmas eve this year and suddenly realised it was exactly the same as last year and the one before!!
Although we are young, impossibly gorgeous and very sexy people (honest), me and miss srne rarely go pubbing and clubbing :shock:
We both have the day off work on xmas eve day and are going to stop in and watch the same 4 films we watched last year and the one before, get in the same pizza same drinks (non alcoholic kiddy pop) and push the settes together and bring the quilts down for an all in sweets and films fest.
Pretty sad we realise for two young sexpots but it has sort of become an every year tradition and we were wondering,do any of you guys have any traditions or routines you do year after year and what are they?
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Fair enough if you've seen it, i'll take your word for it.
I'm not saying i condone it as i never buy them, i get my own if i need/want to, just saying where i'm from pirate dvd's etc arent exactly big news.....its the smack dealers and crack houses we need to worry about up here
I told you before guys that was an allegation they never proved that was MY house!!
Ooow thanks for all the welcome backs guys and gals!
I can thankfully now sit at the computer (aided by one humongous fluffy pillow) without winching or whining and as miss srne put it in her ever so subtle as a brick in the face way, stop crying like a 5 year old girl and get back to normal, whatever that is? :shock:
Im not sure if piles are all that common or whether being in a area like the botty they are talked about but boy do they hurt
It's good to be back and as dekandtan rightfully stated it hasn't changed a bit, HALLELUJAH!!
I can thankfully now sit at the computer (aided by one humongous fluffy pillow) without winching or whining and as miss srne put it in her ever so subtle as a brick in the face way, stop crying like a 5 year old girl and get back to normal, whatever that is? :shock:
Im not sure if piles are all that common or whether being in a area like the botty they are talked about but boy do they hurt
It's good to be back and as dekandtan rightfully stated it hasn't changed a bit, HALLELUJAH!!
Now before we start this is not a reworking of an English classic brought into the modern day swinging scene to include Pip having debauch threesomes with blindfolds and whips, whilst tracing back the events of his life mid orgasm. Just thought I would get that out of the way straight off the bat!!
Anyway........
Having taken a bit of a sabbatical from the site for the last couple of months due to work, life and a sore bottom (now stop those filthy images flashing through your minds i had hemorrhoids for Gods sake) we are now back fresh as a withered daisy and have just read through ten, yes TEN pages of posts on the Forum!!
To say my expectations were surpassed would be an understatement, there was the usual profanity drummed up in the minds of the depraved and sexually warped (hi Maz and Den ) and some cracking posts!!
It's funny that it is not the prospect of sexually explicit liaisons that draws us back to the site, its the posts, both serious and humorous on the Forums, well for me (mr) anyway, as anyone who has met Miss srne knows she is a nymphomaniac only in it for the sex :lol:
So, glad to see some of the familiar faces (in an avatar face type way) still haunting the place and im sure I will get my posting fingers out again soon whilst miss trawls the photo adds for new victims errm , playmates.
Anyway........
Having taken a bit of a sabbatical from the site for the last couple of months due to work, life and a sore bottom (now stop those filthy images flashing through your minds i had hemorrhoids for Gods sake) we are now back fresh as a withered daisy and have just read through ten, yes TEN pages of posts on the Forum!!
To say my expectations were surpassed would be an understatement, there was the usual profanity drummed up in the minds of the depraved and sexually warped (hi Maz and Den
) and some cracking posts!!It's funny that it is not the prospect of sexually explicit liaisons that draws us back to the site, its the posts, both serious and humorous on the Forums, well for me (mr) anyway, as anyone who has met Miss srne knows she is a nymphomaniac only in it for the sex :lol:
So, glad to see some of the familiar faces (in an avatar face type way) still haunting the place and im sure I will get my posting fingers out again soon whilst miss trawls the photo adds for new victims errm , playmates.
