Quote by aristocrat
here's my contribution ladies!
And what an original one it is at that. Love the pants and the zig zags.
A work of art .
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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Libra-Love
PoloLady,
You're not scary. You're entertaining with a sharp wit.
Just think some people find assertive women intimidating/scary.
Libra not only are you a fag hag but you are also a creep. ....
I agree with you though - keep it up polo - as long as you intimidate the boys, they will come to fluffy bunny (me) for sympathy
Quote by warwick
FFS what am I going to do with all these scones now
some people :shock:
Warwick you could bring them with to surrey. Sure we will all need some refreshment and you can wear a little frilly pinny and serve them to us all nice and creamy, oozing gooey jam.
Polo Lady.....I am just making a list of things I need to buy with Spideys credit card and I will be with you shortly..........
Quote by spideyuk
Sexual Preference Straight, but you girls go on and play
Best feature The ladies always come first. Cooks a good fry-up the morning after (or strawberries & cream for SunBunny)
Give them a credit card each and take them shopping.
I like your style Spidey. I hope it's a platinum card.
With you 110% Warwick. May I recommend 'Fast Food Nation' by Eric Schlosser - one of the best books I have ever read .... it's all the bloody American's fault . 
37p. I ask you. It's such an insult.
I've always liked Jamie. . . despite is annoying mannerisms. He's got the right idea and it's a shame more people don't see things his way.
Like I said in a previous thread, you really are what you eat. Who remembers kids getting ADT in the past? It's a fancy name for kids who are fed too much sugar and E numbers.
If people want to feed their children chemicals and tooth-rotting rubbish what do they expect? And how can kids learn without proper food in their bellies?
Okay I'm done.
37p. I ask you. It's such an insult.
I've always liked Jamie. . . despite is annoying mannerisms. He's got the right idea and it's a shame more people don't see things his way.
Like I said in a previous thread, you really are what you eat. Who remembers kids getting ADT in the past? It's a fancy name for kids who are fed too much sugar and E numbers.
If people want to feed their children chemicals and tooth-rotting rubbish what do they expect? And how can kids learn without proper food in their bellies?
Okay I'm done.
Well Polo Lady it all depends on what the prize is.
If it's something I like, then I should win, cos I'm a cheeky fucker and the only female willing to take on two as-horny women as me.
If its something I dont like, Rachel should win, cos she keeps scaring all the blokes off in the Partner for Clubs thread....
HOWEVER.
There may be more to come. .... so I won't thrust my boobs out ready for that winner's sash just yet. ..
If it's something I like, then I should win, cos I'm a cheeky fucker and the only female willing to take on two as-horny women as me.
If its something I dont like, Rachel should win, cos she keeps scaring all the blokes off in the Partner for Clubs thread....
HOWEVER.
There may be more to come. .... so I won't thrust my boobs out ready for that winner's sash just yet. ..
Quote by PoloLady
Work phone:
Calls - a realtone of some guy laughing
SMS - a doorbell
MSM - Full length version of Mission Impossible (polyphonic)
Alarm - some guy shouting 'Get up you lazy bastard'
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "Do they speak English in what?"
Regular phone: realtones
Calls (regular) - Jimmy Hendrix guitar riff - Voodoo Child
Calls (family) - Theme from Pulp Fiction
SMS - Emimem - My Name Is
Alarm - Run DMC - Peter Piper
Alert - man's voice saying OUCH!
Keytones (optional) woman's voice alternating between Ooow, aahhh, mmmm and uhhh depending on which buttons you press.
Switch On message - Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction "It's the one with bad mother fucker on it!"
FFS. Can't you just be normal and have a ding dong and a BRRRR BRRRR ??
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
on top (both of them...I'm only diddy), have a few thrusts interspersed with grunts and the odd 'yeah baby' and then climb off. Thats what the boys do isn't it?
You have had the misfortune of a few poor examples haven't you?
I may have......
There is only one problem with your entry into the prize draw..... we will be one woman short under the grunting if you are taking the spot on top!
The noise I make it'll sound like there's two of me.
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
on top (both of them...I'm only diddy), have a few thrusts interspersed with grunts and the odd 'yeah baby' and then climb off. Thats what the boys do isn't it?
You have had the misfortune of a few poor examples haven't you?
I may have......There is only one problem with your entry into the prize draw..... we will be one woman short under the grunting if you are taking the spot on top!
The noise I make it'll sound like there's two of me.
Well quite frankly I think you're all talking bollocks. I HATE laughing. I take life VERY seriously. Humour is for wimps. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Who wants to shag a comedian? The most important factor in my eyes is a very very very LARGE
bank balance.
Sod laughing, I want presents. Expensive ones.
And brown socks are a big turn-on. If they have green diamonds on them, even better.
Face like an old, dried up dishcloth?..... Don't make me laugh......It's your wonga I'm after.
Now where did I put that feather duster.....I feel a tickle coming on..... :silly:
bank balance.
Sod laughing, I want presents. Expensive ones.
And brown socks are a big turn-on. If they have green diamonds on them, even better.
Face like an old, dried up dishcloth?..... Don't make me laugh......It's your wonga I'm after.
Now where did I put that feather duster.....I feel a tickle coming on..... :silly:
Quote by da69ve
So how much hair do you have? Are you freakishly hairy, furrily hairy or handsomely hairy?
I like body hair. Personally. But I prefer a bald head......
Hello Da69ve. Polishing it well I hope. You never know when a nice bald head might be of use to a sunny little bunny like me. Quote by Euan_51247
I will offer my services at the risk of being ridiculed by Sunbunny
:shock: Me? Ridicule? But I am ever the :angel: ...don't even know what ridicule means, me. Is it something to do with being Scottish? Do you have a lovely accent and nobbly knees? Or is that the terrier I'm thinking of......... :confused2:
Quote by PoloLady
Age: Old enough to know better than to enter spoof prize draws
Location: On my knees . Just for a change.....
Gender: I'm all woman
Sexual Preference: Not fussed long as you don't smell of piss (but OK - I choose MAN)
Height: Taller in my fuck-me boots
Best feature: Oh god, do I really have to choose?
Worst feature: My incorrigible sarcasm
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
on top (both of them...I'm only diddy), have a few thrusts interspersed with grunts and the odd 'yeah baby' and then climb off. Thats what the boys do isn't it?
The prize draw will be held within 28 days of the closing date and winners will be contacted shortly after.
