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SunBunny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52

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Quote by Scandal
I thought all heads were bald!

The one in your avatar isn't....
I didn't mean THOSE heads. Jesus. Filthy mind some people.
So how much hair do you have? Are you freakishly hairy, furrily hairy or handsomely hairy?
I like body hair. Personally. But I prefer a bald head......
Quote by Libra-Love
If I was a man you'd be able to see my hard-on from where you are now

Oh Libra. Thank you, what a lovely thought to go to bed with. lol
Nice bum by the way. ...keep em coming.
Quote by Alexandra
Sorry Ross - I can understand that you may prefer to choose - but unfortunately you really don't in this 3some.

Nice one Ross. Keep taking the tablets....
(go back a bit and see where to click) wink
cut the crap Polo Lady, never mind all that blatant self promotion , who's in your threesome???
Some friends of mine were driving from London to our house in Somerset, and got a bit lost once off the motorway. Their four-year-old son managed to direct them to our door, with no hesitation, having only visited once before.
It's amazing what kids know when you think they are still babies living in a land of lollipops and laughter. They take it all in, every second, at that age.
The same kid also knew how to use the video, DVD and satellite channels far better than I did, and with hands so tiny I was embarrassed. Me and remote controls? A big no no. confused ....but with his help we managed to get Teletubbies up and running for two very long hours....
Please can I come too?
Sounds like a scream.....oh..and no hog for me thank you. I'll have a cucumber or something. wink
Quote by PoloLady
Maybe we should make a bum tower and take a photo :twisted:

It would never fit on the avatar.....
Quote by PoloLady
I'd have a bum pic, but I don't think it will fit in the avatar box confused redface

Just give us the one cheek honey. We can use our imagination. wink
I take it you are not into Seventies Chic then Polo Lady...?
No style....tut tut tut rolleyes
Quote by PoloLady
I am doing my best to get through the PM's and emails, but I do have other things to do as well you know wink lol

But are you not here purely for our pleasure Polo??? :shock:
DAMN. :cry:
Libra, I ALWAYS wear black with a colour! :shock: Generally pink...oops. Am I a fashion disaster???
I voted but you are probably already on your way.......... confused
Tell us all about it in the morning sexy. xx
Well done Blue. You inspire me ... so forceful, so concise and direct, so delicately subtle, so discreet and unassuming....first time I came across you I was scared. Getting used to you now. I just know what jokes not to tell. wink
Love Sunbunny xx
Ooh, I'm between Marcuso and Pink Bubble now - we can have a foursome. lol
Quote by DreamerHelen
LoL nope, do you think I would be able to type while I'm having sex? wink

There's a lot that do honey. wink
Sharon off Eastenders. Can't bear her.
And Big Brother. But I think they already have another planned for this year... mad
Quote by Sexysteph
.............. The other options are buy a waterbed they are fun.

Oh they are a lot of fun steph...as myself and a few friends found out at the Leicester Munch After Party.... lol
(Bugger to get out of in the morning though)
Had sex in a phone box on Charing Cross Road once......till the coppers moved us on wink
A bad workman aways blames his tools................................... rolleyes
Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
Would anybody like to go for a social drink , im 21 and would like to learn a bit more about this kind of stuff. Dont worry im not expecting anything sexual.

So no sex on the beach or slow scews against the wall then?
You want to know more about social drinking? Easy. Buy a pint, natter, smile in the right places and ask a lot of questions. wink
Well it's a bit better than 'I wanna make a gangbang'......
Welcome.
Take your time. No hurry. You are only 24 FFS - years of life in you yet. wink
Have fun and I hope your wishes are granted....
x
Tania, what's the hurry?
Tell him you are not ready to meet yet, that you need more chat, more getting-to-know-you...if he is not interested in waiting then you know you have your answer. If he is happy to go along with more flirting and general warming up, then all good. Go for it.
If your feelings seem to strong then back off a little and try not to think about him too much until the initial wave of lust wears off. It will come back, and you will be more in control.
You have the right to say no honey and if he is a gent he will respect your wishes.
You know as well as us that honesty is paramount in this game.
Good luck xx
Amateur......stand-up maybe? lol
EastLondonMale............a group of strangers with a load of disparate drinks and some fluffy towels does not a party make.
But good luck my dear.
(don't give up the day job..... wink )
Aren't all men highly sexed?
Don't all men claim to be able to satisfy?
Why should you be any different?
rolleyes
(Excuse my cynicism but waving a hard-on in my face does not an orgasm make.....)
' I have a free place I wanna make a gang bang lets make one! '
Sounds like you need some stick back plastic and an old kitchen roll tube.
Quote by eastlondonmale24
I wanna have a party at my place .. I only ask you to bring your own drink and towels

Bring my own drink and towels? Does orange sqaush make that much mess????
Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
Im 21 with a below average size cock and probably below average looking wise so am I completly wasting my time on here seriously.....

If you can come on here and say that you are obviously not a bullshitter and certainly not vain. Stick around and chat to people, join in the fun, maybe get to social meets....and you will be just fine.
wink
Quote by Tania
I don't spend frantic hours posting crap.
Personally I try and cook fresh because that was the way I was brought up, but I can't blame others for using lots of processed convenience foods.
If you have never had a hamburger/KFC/doner kebab/chinese/microwave dinners/canned soup or spaghetti or sausages or ham/frozen meat or vegs and Sunday roasts with heaps of Bisto on them, then you deserve a special medal.
Can't wait for Jamie's programme tomorrow. Hope he manages to change school children's food habits.

Tania I didn't mean you personally posting crap, I'm sorry, I can see that it looked that way redface
I meant all of us. We all do it...too busy doing silly things to worry about the bigger things -like our health.
I think the British, as a society, have become very lazy when it comes to eating proper, cooked food , and too easily led by pretty packaging.
I am no saint and love crisps and alcohol ....both bad for me, one giving me cellulite, the other hiccups, but generally I try to be a healthy eater and over the years have come up against a lot of stick for it. Like, 'why don't you get a life instead of fiddling about making salad in a tupperware for tomorrows lunch...?'
Well if its uncool (maybe I should post in MikeNorths Uncool World thread...) to prefer fresh, hand-prepared food - I dont care. Like you I believe the upcoming generations are the ones to teach. Most British and Americans are far too gone to change their habits now, as eating habits learnt in youth stay with us for a lifetime.
Sorry again Tania , I went off on one, didn't think...... confused
Quote by hornyred and dino
what the fook`s Baclava ???? confused

Its that Greek dessert...like shredded wheat soaked in honey.....yum yum