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21 Feb 2005

Quote by Tania
*sigh*
The fresher the better of course but our lifestyle is so rushed that we cannot avoid convenience and processed foods.
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You mean all these frantic hours posting crap???
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.
I hate eating crap. Pot Noodles should be banished from the planet. And if you like ketchup on your chips - why not just pour 2 spoons of sugar over them and watch your teeth deteriorate......?
Sorry. I have VERY strong views on processed food......

21 Feb 2005

Gummy - is your name an indication that you have no teeth?
You must do a wicked blowjob...... :shock:

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
See, no balls, just all brains here :P :P :P

And boobs. wink

wink

21 Feb 2005

Thats my girl. wink

wink

21 Feb 2005

No Libra. ONE word I said lol.
Not hard. I'll give you the clue again:
blast

blast

or....:
:spit:
?????????

21 Feb 2005

Okay I'll give you a clue......1 word. Gorgeous guy in main role....

21 Feb 2005

Not a huge dessert eater but when the mood takes me....
Pecan Nut Pie
or
Baclava...
(I likes me nuts... wink

wink

)

21 Feb 2005

Nope......keep guessing...... lol

lol

21 Feb 2005

What about charades?
Guess what this is (its a film)
blast

blast

21 Feb 2005

Bloke, having checked out your profile, not the type you are looking for....at least, I dont think so........ rolleyes

rolleyes

21 Feb 2005

They are boys Bloke.
That good or bad???

21 Feb 2005

I'm between AndySE and CueBall.....very nice....but da69ve....still waiting.......... cool

cool

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Da69ve - can you do me please as I can't figure the damn thing out - even with Scandal's help! Thank you.

Da69ve can you do me as well please? wink

wink

(I have figured it out but am feeling blonde today.............for the purposes of this thread at least.....)

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Marcuso
And it's not just the bottom thats beautiful either youngstud. She is a gorgeous lady with a fantastic personality. And I'm not just saying that cos it "might get me a shag." we have met a couple of times at social events and I know I'll never get intimate with her. But as I said.....she is a beautiful lady with the personality second to none.

redface

redface

redface

Marcuso where on earth did that come from....? Watch your PM box......
kiss

kiss

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
You make me sound like an Estate Agent. :shock:

So when do you prefer to do your viewings, and shouldn't I see some detailed credentials first?...Wouldn't want to relocate blindly would I? I want bumph. Hard sell. Supersalesman technique.
Or I could just got to bed, as was my plan....

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
should I remove said arse and curse it in private, hidden from all (including Bigboy)?

How about you just re-locate it? wink

wink

relocation relocation relocation....one-tracked mind you scandalous boy. lol

lol

21 Feb 2005

and your point is....Sarge?
should I remove said arse and curse it in private, hidden from all (including Bigboy)?

21 Feb 2005

I'm hiding from bigboy since I exposed his PM technique yesterday in a fit of sarcastic playfulness.
JasTim then proceeded to delete it before he had a chance to defend himself (that I saw) so I figured I would hide and he may think I am buried in a hole self-flagellating, rueing my evil ways and cursing my sorry arse.
(Im not. :giggle: )

20 Feb 2005

Quote by youngstud1
what can i say i,m taken by the bottom

Don't say that too loud mate, or Blue might hear you and misinterpret your lovely turn of phrase.
:twisted:

20 Feb 2005

That sounds like an awful lot of money for a four-hour party youngstud. rolleyes

rolleyes

20 Feb 2005

Quote by kentgiant
Hiya ,im very new to this site but not to being taken and taking advantage of my sexual gymnastic ability !!!
I live in Kent but def dont mind a bit of travelling so drop me a pm if you like the sound .
I'm not a small chappie ,6ft 5 and about 17.5 stone but my stamina and ability to please is legendary !
Hmm i dont believe that or the gymnastic comment ,so why should you lol
ta very much like

Hmm. Bit green in the swinging department.........Looks like he has a healthy sense of humour, maybe a deep booming laugh.....
.............PoloLady I think you have stumbled upon the Jolly Green Giant. :uhoh:
If he's into sweetcorn he's probably got good teeth. wink

wink

RocketMan - the salesman has lived to tell the tale......she can't be all bad lol

lol

20 Feb 2005

Quote by Song
SunBunny,,,,,,,,,Honey,,,,,,,,you n me,,,,,,,,some moonlight,,,,,,,,a bunch of stud dwarfs behind me,,,,,,,,,we could make sumdat sweetolemuzak

Cut the singing song, give me hardcore action or i want my money back......this thread says it guarantees 3 (THREE) whole orgasms.
(are the dwarves well endowed?)

20 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
And what's wrong with Tooting.........i have to work there!

Nothing wrong with it dave but if you work there you will make Brad and George feel uncomfortable............and slightly inferior...especially when they realise their squat really belongs to the Scrudthorpe family whose 7 daughters, all beautifully ugly, demand payment in kind and are waving their grey knickers in the air waiting for their 'claim to fame' ....lol wink

wink

20 Feb 2005

Quote by Thomo11
I am 6ft, i have a 8 inch cock...
I will take you to orgasm more than once guaranteed...
U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

Thomo not all women are the same and no man has ever given me three orgasms in one night because he had an 8-inch cock. Aren't most about that size? And what's your height got to do with anything?
Disappointed? Me? When I see what u got that is sooooooo different from the rest??
YES.
Manners will get you further than bragging. There are guys on here who are shorter and with bigger dicks who could make me cum just by talking to me. You, however, would not get further than my PM box.
Good luck charmer. xxx

19 Feb 2005

So you volunteering or just passing through mate?

19 Feb 2005

lol well sexysteph so far it's four women and NO MEN :cry:

19 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
Blimey......I'm still reading the same book after 4 years.......one day i will finish that one and start on another!

You need to concentrate more dave. Try holding the book the right way up and avert your eyes from the avatars..... wink

wink

19 Feb 2005

HungryP - you must. Classic reading. I've read it about three times. My favourite book....along with Story of O.

19 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
male escort

Been there ...done it! wink

wink

So what does the t-shirt say?
FCUK me - but I'm not cheap?

19 Feb 2005

Okay....if Nabokov were alive I would ask him if is based on real-life events...and if so....was the obsession unrequited or not?