Gemini....
You will go far my friend. Next step the knees, and by friday you may even be neck-deep in the SH pools of pleasure. You just never know....
Please post more. With that attitude you will quickly make friends here. Get your name down for munches and you will soon wonder how you ever survived without us nutters.
Sunbunny xxxxx
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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by SXBOY
tall ,well built and not a hairy head
What a quaint description.
Is your name Gary? You could stick a load of raisins all over your body and go in the alltogether as a large garibaldi -
sorry. bad bad joke. I'm with Libra's loincloth. Complete with club...
If anyone comments on the lack of hair on your head, tell them you had it singed off and made into a nice mattress for your cave.
As Rachel said - it was the best laugh I've had in ages. As soon as I got there I knew it was gonna be 'one of them nights'.
I giggled my head off most of the night, and apologies for having two smirnoff ices in my hand at all times....it was 3 for £6 and PoloLady and I had a sudden raging thirst on it seems...Girl - so glad you made it down, wouldn't have been the same without you.
Firstly, a huge thanks to Tiggersgobounce for yet more lifts and laughs. Mrs Tigs, anytime you need another boob checker you know who to ask.
Tanina, quite the swinging ballerina chasing me round the dance floor, it was lovely to see you two again and do you EVER stop smiling??? :lol:
Then there was Mr Cliff Richard Cov and Mrs Cov - who had a handy selection of outfits for those dodgy bra moments....(Mr Cov - you can't hide for ever go on sing us a song....)Rachel Lane you are lovely - I had been looking forward to finally making your acquaintance. Fab fab boots...Marcuso you are madder by the minute but you do it sooooo well :wink: Marmalaid - did I pose good enough this time? How come you stayed dressed all night, unlike you....EssexLady I am not surprised you had a sore head this morning you were on a mission to flirt. Great to see you so happy doing it though.... :lol: Dammie and Sarah - what a nice couple you make. Love the lisp and Dammie's inability to say anything remotely serious....LinnetsCpl I never said goodbye and have a feeling I left you mid conversation - in fact I think I left more conversations unfinished than ever before and I'm sorry, blame the barstaff....Horous (aka Dirty Den) - thank you for the music...
Tazman, energyno1, mikeC, Postie, Tatty, Red, nice to meet you....who else. There must be more. Plenty. I just can't remember it all I was too busy giggling.
Finally, big thank you to to the birthday boy, he of the disgusting tan and sickening queue of fidgety gropers. Great party, great venue - can you be forty again in a couple of months' time please? Oh, and you never did tell me how much extra I had to pay for that snog............. :wink:
I giggled my head off most of the night, and apologies for having two smirnoff ices in my hand at all times....it was 3 for £6 and PoloLady and I had a sudden raging thirst on it seems...Girl - so glad you made it down, wouldn't have been the same without you.
Firstly, a huge thanks to Tiggersgobounce for yet more lifts and laughs. Mrs Tigs, anytime you need another boob checker you know who to ask.
Tanina, quite the swinging ballerina chasing me round the dance floor, it was lovely to see you two again and do you EVER stop smiling???
:lol: Then there was Mr Cliff Richard Cov and Mrs Cov - who had a handy selection of outfits for those dodgy bra moments....(Mr Cov - you can't hide for ever go on sing us a song....)Rachel Lane you are lovely - I had been looking forward to finally making your acquaintance. Fab fab boots...Marcuso you are madder by the minute but you do it sooooo well :wink: Marmalaid - did I pose good enough this time? How come you stayed dressed all night, unlike you....EssexLady I am not surprised you had a sore head this morning you were on a mission to flirt. Great to see you so happy doing it though.... :lol: Dammie and Sarah - what a nice couple you make. Love the lisp and Dammie's inability to say anything remotely serious....LinnetsCpl I never said goodbye and have a feeling I left you mid conversation - in fact I think I left more conversations unfinished than ever before and I'm sorry, blame the barstaff....Horous (aka Dirty Den) - thank you for the music...
Tazman, energyno1, mikeC, Postie, Tatty, Red, nice to meet you....who else. There must be more. Plenty. I just can't remember it all I was too busy giggling.
Finally, big thank you to to the birthday boy, he of the disgusting tan and sickening queue of fidgety gropers. Great party, great venue - can you be forty again in a couple of months' time please? Oh, and you never did tell me how much extra I had to pay for that snog............. :wink:
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Quote by Dino.
no cock pic yet BABE! its too big to fit on an avatar size pic BABE ! but you can cum round and check it out for yourself BABE! , you know know you want it ,,erm ,,BABE
Oh I want it. Post it as it is but with a zoom option. I can use my imagination.
Ooh I love it when you get all neanderthal.
Quote by seagull69
I never understood phone sex. What the turn on is etc
The turn-on is that it is so erotic - all you have is your voice - you concentrate on that - its sense is heightened from the lack of sight, touch, smell of the person and it can get quite intense.
You also have to access your imagination - a very powerful tool, if used well.
It can be incredibly horny and very satisfying. Have you never tried mutual masturbation ? Do you not understand that?
Quote by Dino.
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! im new here , give a guy a chancecum on ladies , what you all waiting for ? cum and shag meeeeeeeeee! ! !
Does your missus know you're on here tarting?
Jeez, give a guy an inch and what does he do? Stick it on his dick measurement.
Come on, where's the cock pic Dino. I'm dying to see if the dino is short for dinosoar, as in hung like a tyrannosaurus......
it is a total load of shite and a disgrace to British TV. I have had it on in the background as occasional eye candy but always with the sound down so I have no idea what's going on.
Looks to me like a lot of desperate people who love to love themselves, as they prance around half naked trying to turn each other (and half the population's 14yr-olds) on.
Bring back Twin Peaks. Now that was sexy.
Looks to me like a lot of desperate people who love to love themselves, as they prance around half naked trying to turn each other (and half the population's 14yr-olds) on.
Bring back Twin Peaks. Now that was sexy.
Well seeing as everyone else is askin........if anyone fancies picking up two gorgeous ladies from st albans we would be much obliged.
I can vouch for us both. No throwing up on the back seat and we will both be fully clothed. (well, almost) Plus I know the way.
oh - and that would be me
and a certain PoloLady who is nowhere near as scary as her reputation......... 
Queue nicely please.
I can vouch for us both. No throwing up on the back seat and we will both be fully clothed. (well, almost) Plus I know the way.
oh - and that would be me
and a certain PoloLady who is nowhere near as scary as her reputation......... Queue nicely please.
