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Suze43
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 64

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ooohhhh yess i love the smell of lynx too - my other half showers in it and then sprays it all over and its soo mmmmmmmmm.
Suze xx
Quote by Alex_NorthEast
Hi there Marya and Alex,
Can you, if i ask very nicely, please put me and Bart on the reserve list for this?? I know its late in the day but if i dont ask i dont get!!
Thanks and hope u have a brilliant social!!
Suze xx

We have reached our full quota of people at the moment, and should anyone drop out, there are 5 others on the reserve list ahead of you, sorry sad
ok no worries, was worth a try :cry:
Suze x
Alex & Marya xxxxxx
Hi there Marya and Alex,
Can you, if i ask very nicely, please put me and Bart on the reserve list for this?? I know its late in the day but if i dont ask i dont get!!
Thanks and hope u have a brilliant social!!
Suze xx
Jack Dee really makes me laugh cos i love his sarcastic sense of humour - im a sarky so and so now and then too so i can relate to him.
I also love Lee Evans, his observations on life are hilarious.
I used to like The Young Ones years ago, but i recently saw an episode and sat there completely stone-faced. I guess my sense of humour has changed since the eighties. Used to like Catherine Tate, but thats worn off as well...
I loved 'Nighty Night' - that was truly brilliant. Black humour and hilarious!!
Suze xx
Its so bloody hard watching a close friend getting hurt and abused isnt it... i know, im going thru a similar situation. My friend is beautiful, sexy and could have any man she wanted.. instead shes just become engaged to a man who is violent, manipulative, jealous, possessive and a wanker! They split up last year and eventually she had to get injunction against him to make him stay away from herself, family and friends. Shes been quiet since January, not texting me much, keeping herself to herself, and i found out 2 weeks ago theyve now got back together!
It wont work, she will come to her senses and when she does, i will be here waiting like i always am. Thats all you can do too, wait and be there for her when it all goes tits up. He will get his come-uppance!!
Suze xx
i was "seeing" (shagging) a guy once who was exactly 19 years younger than me. It was ok, the sex was mediocre, but i ended up just mothering him and asking him if he was alright.... bit of a pratt really (him not me)
Suze xx
Nowadays i like guys who are about 37 - my age and gals well let me see, hmmmmm 30 upwards!! :twisted:
im absolutely terrified of the dentist and i havent been for years. I know i need at least one filling, i can only eat on one side of my mouth now. If a piece of food gets into the hole, omg, does it bloody hurt. Toothache is horrendous, makes me shake and i feel sooo sick.
I know im going to have to go and go soon, but im scared!!
Suze xx
Abi, im so sorry to hear of your loss - made me think a bit cos ive only just made up with my dad after not speaking to him since January. You know all your friends are always here for you...
Suze xx
lol yes.... i like to have a little nap in the afternoons - only about 30 mins but i feel soo much better afterwards!!
Suze xx
Quote by Mr-Powers
when did using these forums become a popularity contest...i couldn't give a fuck who liked and disliked me...and neither should you...i fucking hate all this bitching that goes on behind the scenes!!

I second that!!
Suze xx
Thanks Jackie for a great evening, and also thanks for the brilliant directions - we arrived safely and didnt get lost once (and thats a record).
Was great to see our friends and meet some peeps we hadnt met before...
A great night...
Suze & Bart xx
Quote by mollman1
Hi Jackie sorry it is such short notice but me and Bustylady40 will not be able to make it :upset: :cry: :upset: you have a P.M. hun cool
We hope you all have a great night and a great birthday drinkies .
And as for Mr D.J. Couple mmmmm maybe next time we see you wink rolleyes lol :lol:
Mollers & Bustylady40 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awwww thats a shame you two!! Hope to see you soon xxxx
Suze xx
Well done Calista, i knew the last time i saw you, you had lost some weight, you looked fab!!
Suze xx
I have to admit i have NEVER had an orgasm thru penetration!! Never ever... just cant, tried, but cant. Went out with a guy once who said it was his mission to make me cum that way... talk about making me feel a freak and also talk about piling on the pressure!! He said he had shagged countless women and i was the only one who hadnt cum when being shagged - i told him a lot of women cant but no he wouldnt have it!!
Nowadays, i love my back and the back of my legs being stroked and tickled to get my senses aroused. Then of course i lurrrrvvvveee oral sex being performed on me, but it has to be the right way else its just a waste of time!! I know, im a fussy cow arent i!! I love a vibe being used on me at the same time as being tongued too....mmmmmm.
Suze xx
Hi Goram,
Hi there and welcome to the site.. hope to see you around sometime!!
Suze xx
Most people who know me and Bart assume that we both met off this or other sites. WRONG!! I met Bart in our local pub shortly after my marriage collapsed. It was only on our second night of chatting and finding out more about each other that i told him about SH and so on. Anyway you could have knocked me sideways when he told me he'd been swinging for years! Match made in heaven lol
That was September 05 and we are still very much together..
Suze xx
I dont know Drew at all but of course ive read his posts... and if i were him id be chuffed that people do care so much.
Welcome back Drew and hope you soon feel better!
Suze xx
WBB either your doorbell is really quiet or your house is really big but do u think you would really not hear the bell over the sound of music, tv, kettle boiling etc?? lol
Suze xx
note to self - next time we stay at Stuart and Tanina's house, a] firstly make sure i go to loo before bed and b] take bart with me to loo if i do have to get up!! Im scared....... biggrin
Suze xx
Big thanks to Minxy for organising this brilliant munch - what a great evening it was too!!
Was lovely to meet some new people (new to me) and put faces to names at last. The atmosphere was really fun and friendly, the music was good, the people were lovely. Bart and I had an amazing evening, again big thanks!!
Suze xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi there, can you please put myself and Bartdutch on the list please??
Thanks,
Suze xxx
Im sure i heard somewhere that if u have those butterflies attached to the outside of your house, that also means that your swingers!!
Anybody else heard of this?? dunno
Suze xx
Hi,
I realise the list is full but could you please put myself and Bartdutch on the reserve list??
Thanks very much,
Suze xx
My name is Suze and im NOT a sex addict but i can truthfully say i rather like it!! biggrin
Suze xx
ok im not going into all the ins and outs of the budget cos i cant be arsed BUT can i just say that ive just quit smoking and how pleased and smug am i!!
lol :lol:
Suze xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was a 70s teenager, the best decade ever ! :thumbup:
I went through rock music to glam, became a Bay City Roller fan ( complete with stripey socks, mid length trews and taran scarf rolleyes ) I discovered disco ( dance music to you young uns ) and promptly put it back in it's box, found work and lost my virginity redface ( not all on the same day I hasten to add! :shock: )
I went through the 3 day week with tv going off at a certain time of day, laughed at Morecambe & Wise ( still do :giggle: ) saw the Spacehopper sweep through toy stores and gagged on the smell of Brut 33 on my boyfriend confused
Then I grew into an adult, started work and returned to the open arms of rock music biggrin

Hmm sassy - think you may have left school around the same time as i did!!
Suze xx
I think I'm a couple of years older than you hunni. 1976 was the year for me. New house, finished my exams and a long hot summer to boot cool
yep 1976 was a fantastic year, i was still at school, the weather was fantastic. Sassy your were right u are little bit older than me, i left in 78. Ahhh the 70s - i feel all nostalgic now!!
Suze xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was a 70s teenager, the best decade ever ! :thumbup:
I went through rock music to glam, became a Bay City Roller fan ( complete with stripey socks, mid length trews and taran scarf rolleyes ) I discovered disco ( dance music to you young uns ) and promptly put it back in it's box, found work and lost my virginity redface ( not all on the same day I hasten to add! :shock: )
I went through the 3 day week with tv going off at a certain time of day, laughed at Morecambe & Wise ( still do :giggle: ) saw the Spacehopper sweep through toy stores and gagged on the smell of Brut 33 on my boyfriend confused
Then I grew into an adult, started work and returned to the open arms of rock music biggrin

Hmm sassy - think you may have left school around the same time as i did!!
Suze xx
my 19 yr old made my gasp the other day.. she said her mate has just tested positive for chlamydia, had a course of antibiotics and is now fine. Then she said that she will get tested for any nasties and that maybe i should do the same!!!
I was driving at the time, she was in the back seat, my jaw hit the floor - ffs i was married for 21 yrs and now im with a long term partner. What ever does she REALLY think of me?
Suze xx
I have a GSD who is my baby, im at home all day with him and he constantly follows me everywhere, if im on the pc, he lies behind me. If im on the sofa, he lies on the floor with his head on the edge of the sofa. He hates being left, if i go up town, he just looks soooo sad and "sheepy". We dont put him in kennels when we go on holiday, he wouldnt cope, my son stays at home to look after him.
However, altho this is fine for Max, he is really MY dog and im sure he cant wait for me to return home (well thats what i like to think anyway ) smile
Suze xx