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TallFunLondon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by teppic
down in this untamed neck of the wood's in the wilds of deepest darkest sussex, we tend to use sheeps bladder.

funny you should say that because from memory where the first condoms not made from pigs bladders??
Most unamused - have tried the hammer and the foot and still cant get in today - am guessing chatroom overload!!
Quote by winchwench
Hi there,
as a newbie dont want to risk getting on my soapbox, but I had an iffy smear at 19, and had yearly checks from then on.
Long story short, last year they found more iffiness, which turned out to be cervical cancer- at the ripe old age of 31.
Anyway, treatment over and I know have the all clear.
Flipside of the coin- my best friend was just 13 when her mum died of cervical cancer. My friend had always refused to be tested, until this year, she now says she did'nt know what she was worried about, and will go regularly.
Your choice entirely, but taking 20 minutes out of your life every 3 years sounds better than having 30 years taken off your life.
Preaching finished.
X W X

very sensible and good advice - I know a couple of people recently that are suffering because they have not keeping an eye on their health.
nothing better than hiding under a duvet when its freezing outside - even better if theres a big storm going on - not so sure it affects my level of horniness though - they are fairly constant.
Just started a rumour around the office that the guy on the desk next to me has a small knob - he is not amused!!...and he is about 6ft8.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/63253.html
another thread on the same subject if thats any help.
This was on here a couple of weeks - got hooked then and have done so again this morning!
Sounds painful - although not as bad as the Great Britain Rugby league player at the weekend who broke the top of his mouth?? didn't even know it was possible.
Are you thinking something naughty? Have a look in the sex shop bit of the site on the left of the page!?
Seeing as this is your first post - how about explaining who you are and getting yourself known first - just a thought!! rolleyes :roll:
Just been reading through this thread and couldn't spot a mention of debz4u 's breasts - thought it only right they are mentioned.
Some good theories - I like the sex fairy - and reckon most of them are correct.
Definately true about the more you are getting the more you are offered!!
Must be another of these things that happens to some and not to others - as can only ever remember wet dreams from when I was but a wee boy, a good many years ago now. Still always wake with 'morning glory' but I think every guy does??
Thought NFL meant - Not F***ing Likely'!
Am not a fan - but after the fantastic weekend for English sport who needs an American one getting in the way!
Quote by salt_n_pepper
hi welcome have fun and we hope you find what your looking for if not then there's always us lol

are you saying your second best??
No real stories to share but think this thread is very moving and apt...well done all.
Hiya and welcome to your new home....
.....the do's and dont's are in here.. http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html ...better to be safe than sorry!
Quote by salt_n_pepper
i think vix was referring to lissas avatar pic biggrin
sorry if I'm wrong redface

LOL - think your right, but also think it was tongue in cheek - referring to the fact that like me she hadn't noticed a bike because Lissa's bottom is too much of a distraction! lol :lol:
No age issues....and no experience issues - like to think I can adapt to the situation (in other words not fussy if your fun!)
Does that sound bad - cant tell??
Am I strange that I hate marmite but love twiglets??
or am I just one big contradiction dunno :dunno: :dunno: