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TallFunLondon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by two4u
COME ON OWN UP who just shagged mr filthy blast like shaggy said, it wasn't me!!!!

'Oh Carolina' perphaps?
Quote by 34fun
wink Hi every one im new to this, ive finally plucked up the courage to join. Well here goes. :!: :!: cant wait to meet my first swinger :!: :!: :!:

oh i'm afraid you'll have to wait at least 2 days :cry:
you were slow off the mark!! lol :lol: :lol:
Like most of the response I had a threesome in my teens and then nothing unusual till about 4 years ago and have never really thought about it since - am just happy and comfortable with myself swinging, but do always think it was going to happen....dont know why, possibly just a personality thing.
If three cars arrive at a mini roundabout at the same time who has the right of way?
My other one is not very good tatse but this morning woman ran out in front of my car and got me thinking if I had knocked her over would I be done for manslaughter twice?
Sorry not a pleasnt thought but would like to know..
Got carried away in the bath/shower this morning so now have lots to keep this thread alive....lol
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maet2please - new keyboard please - am still laughing.
Have always wondered what ice-cream men do in the winter?? Genuinely.
Hi Andrew - welcome to the best place and most addictive that you will come across for a long time - hope you find what you are looking for.
Quote by outlaws2001
I'm still none the wiser!
Quote "allows groups to have fun with"
A multi limbed dildo?

same - confused...
I thought Damien Hirst was cockney rhyming slang for first......well thats my guesstimate anyway. Cant be far off the 3 figures - must be time to start attending munches, clubs and parties!!
Quote by HarryJones
First pic I have put in the forum and was sunburnt


:laughabove: Sunburnt is an understatement. Ouch that must have hurt, but at least you'd left trousers on so you didn't sunburn the important bits (the thought of a sunburnt cock just makes my eyes water :!: ).
Well done for jumping in and posting anyway, can't wait to do mine.
Regards
Harry Jones
thanks and yes was painful!!
Quote by Kit
wooooooooooooo, do you mean I popped him in here without noticing a naughty avatar :shock:
Jeez, I am getting soooooooooo distracted rolleyes
someone slap me please!!!!!!!

consider yourself slapped - and you are welcome to more!! wink :wink:
Thanks Tall,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, more please?
bend over then you naughty girl :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Kit
wooooooooooooo, do you mean I popped him in here without noticing a naughty avatar :shock:
Jeez, I am getting soooooooooo distracted rolleyes
someone slap me please!!!!!!!

consider yourself slapped - and you are welcome to more!! wink :wink:
Hiya and welcome - hope you enjoy.
Suggest you change your pic quick or you will be in trouble - genitalia is not allowed in avatarts and I can see a telling off heading your way!!
Quote by bert99
Driving back from our latest meet on Saturday night, me and the mrs were discussing the pussy of the woman we'd just played with; softness, wetness, taste, stretchiness etc. Never, ever in my wildest imagination would i have thought I'd be having a conversation with my wife about that. What a great lifestyle! If only we'd done it sooner. biggrin

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Munch - is a social gathering of swingers.
Hi and Welcome - suggest you start by telling us a bit about yourself......and then just join in!!
Not in the Midlands and dont dare PM you - but if you are ever in the south east and fancy and adventure....
Hiya - best tip is to join in.......and have a read of this....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
Definately the biggest problem with winter - too many clothes - off with them i say!!
Bit random but was trying to get inspired today with ideas for a new small business - if you were to start something up in what field would it be? And doing what?
Finally made it to 500 posts - yay!!
First pic I have put in the forum and was sunburnt and had just got out of the bath...hope it counts...
Was thinking earlier about seeing pics of people you meet online - having been meeting people from the internet for a few years I realised that I have only ever met one person that I had not forst seen a picture of - the fact she turned out to be stunning and I still occasionally see her was a bonus - but my question is do you insist on seeing a facial pic of someone before you meet them or are you happy with the impression you get from chats on the phone or msn etc??