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My dearest Thread Stalker,
I am writing to you today to let you know that I don't care if you put your toes behind your head while shagging, nor do I actually take note of what music you listen or what you think "rocks or sucks". I am not actually interested in anything you say just the fact that everytime I post........ there you are under me like a bad case of thrush asking to be scratched constantly.
I'd like to point out that if you don't stop thread stalking me soon, I will in fact take an SH injunction out on you where you have to become Jags' lapdog for 24hours and sit patiently until she frees you. Upon which the "ten post rule" becomes applicable, where the vicitm and the agressor have to be ten posts apart at all times ( see foot note for full details). The "ten post rule" is also better known as the Swinging Tactical Alliance for Lurkers Known to Everyone Rule.... aka S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Any breach of the new "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." guidelines will be subject to either a whipping from JudyTV or a an evening suffering Mal's boredom.
Kind regards.
H. A. Rassed - SH towers.
footnote:
stop bloody following me now! Noesy bastard! I have one nerve left and you're getting on it! Get your own bloody footnote and leave me alone before I set my rotweiler on you!

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Genius - can i be your new stalker as you clearly have a great SOH!!

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Just been taking a look at this link, found in the "clubs and parties section, which may interest you. Though I have no idea if it is any good.

Which seems to be in your neck of the woods. There's a phone number to call as well so you can have a chat to the owners to allay any concerns you have.
Have fun.
( deliberately haven't gone into the "surprise" aspect as it's already been covered)

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5 miles west of Newcastle - freezing cold but no snow - can feel it in the air though

Quote by little gem
My dearest Thread Stalker,
I am writing to you today to let you know that I don't care if you put your toes behind your head while shagging, nor do I actually take note of what music you listen or what you think "rocks or sucks". I am not actually interested in anything you say just the fact that everytime I post........ there you are under me like a bad case of thrush asking to be scratched constantly.
I'd like to point out that if you don't stop thread stalking me soon, I will in fact take an SH injunction out on you where you have to become Jags' lapdog for 24hours and sit patiently until she frees you. Upon which the "ten post rule" becomes applicable, where the vicitm and the agressor have to be ten posts apart at all times ( see foot note for full details). The "ten post rule" is also better known as the Swinging Tactical Alliance for Lurkers Known to Everyone Rule.... aka S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Any breach of the new "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." guidelines will be subject to either a whipping from JudyTV or a an evening suffering Mal's boredom.
Kind regards.
H. A. Rassed - SH towers.
footnote:
stop bloody following me now! Noesy bastard! I have one nerve left and you're getting on it! Get your own bloody footnote and leave me alone before I set my rotweiler on you!

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Casanova - for obvious reasons!

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Love Hearts,
Why has nobody mentioned "Love Hearts"? I wanted to wrap up a tube for Tom at one of our first Christmases and I couldn't find one anywhere. So disappointed.
Mollie

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Yep I can see that. Being 6'4" has its disadvantages some times!!

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The only reason we had this ridiculous law is to stop workers in first world war munitions factories from turning up drunk.
The police (and taxi frms for that matter) simply can't cope with the 11:30 chaos, but by spreading out leaving times. the potential for trouble wil be reduced.
I disagree with those who say people will drink more - once we've got over the initial celebrations, the hard truth that drink is expensive and staying up all night drinking makes you a mess in the morning will hit home. On the continent, where 24 hour driking is the norm, there is no problem, so why should there be here. If there is a tendendcy to keep going at 'binge drinking' speed, it's the old law that gave rise to the problem that's to blame, not the new one!
I head on Radio 4 that 3/4 of pubs and clubs are going to be opening later than 11 now.

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! The tallest of you is now in charge

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whats 'dugging'??

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! The tallest of you is now in charge