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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
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Quote by couple_ne2000
Thats nothing,
I drunkingly told a mate that I had sent some pics to a submittion site, and had won that months compitition.......cue all the lads jumping up and logging onto the computer. Half of tyneside has now seen be naked(OK the other half
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so have I now i have looked at your ad - very nice!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I haven't always been involved in swinging, and I have had so called 'Vanilla' relationships, and some of those women were far from boring in bed!
Just because someone isn't an exhibitionist or likes lots of other bodies, does not make them dull and predictable.
That is just my opinion
actually i agree....must be ill
all cause someone does not swing does not make them boring in bed
exactly - my point.
thats why i dont think the word 'vanilla' is the best word to use....
There was a thread running talking about vanillas and having just read the whole thing have decided that personally I dont like the term 'vanillas' - mainly as i dont think its right to label someone boring just because they dont swing - if anyone else agrees agrees maybe we could come up with an alternative....
.....maybe 'pickets' - as in white picket fence???? - ok not very good!!
.....maybe 'pickets' - as in white picket fence???? - ok not very good!!
Quote by marmalaid
What I'd like to know is, am I the only one??? or do we have other resident spot-busters in da house?
I'm a bit wary about squeezing other peoples spots these days, but I still do it ocassionally. I think I've told this story before, but...
Once upon a time, in a dim and distant marriage, my wife was lay on the bed and told me she had a spot "Right there..." there being the bit of skin that could be called the '&' (you know it's right in the middle of C&A). Anywat, I asked her to turn over, bum up, so that the best viewing angle was presented. She turned over and lay flat on her stomach, it was HUGE! (the spot, not the stomach)
I gave it a bit of a squeeze, trying to be gentle, and she squealed in agony and recoiled. I told her that I thought I could have it done in a couple of seconds if she let me try again, then she'd feel better. She resumed the position.
I braced myself, got my fingers in the right place and squeezed, hard. She squealed again, it was a squeal that quickly turned to hysterica laughter as I made that slightly sickened "euch!" sound and she turned around to see a massive streak of puss running from the corner of my eye and down to my mouth. Yes, that's right, I was actually shot in the eye and mouth by my ex wifes boil.
I was so glad that the en-suite was so close.
Chris
Glad i am not eating my breakfast - but has put me off my coffee - new keyboard required again!!
Quote by teppic
Nope NO vanillas for me was in a relationship for 5 years with onebloody glad he left im alot happier now i can have fun but then now i've gone and fallen for a swinger so my life is just going to get better and better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lucky guy...
no vanilla for me, unless it's a mc donalds vanilla shake. :P
has to be the strawberry - with two straws - amazing!
end of hijack - sorry
Quote by AtomCom
Oh my god, I have walked into the wrong room, I was hopiong to find the swingers room and end up iot the physophy room
(The maybe need the spelling room instead ... lol)
Thanks for the hijack of an interesting thread - noticed you were complaining about nothing serious on the forum in another thread earlier???
:? Quote by Alexandra
Am not taking the piss because it must be a nightmare if its something you have, but there are two votes for under 3'' - does this mean your flaccid and erect states are the same length?
And do you think all the blokes on here actually give honest and serious answers?
Specially to polls which have been done umpteen times!
Ok true - but sexysteph mentioned a particularly small one so she might know the answer..
Quote by burnie
There are alot of well meaning people in the church, but organised religion as a rule, is just a business. Look at the Vatican.
Charities are no better. Find me one big-name charity that isn't headed by some guy in London with a huge office building, lots of staff and a fancy car. It's a means for rich people and corportations to downsize their tax bills, while trying to appear noble.
In other words, don't look to religion and do-gooders to find morality. Look within yourself.
I see your point - but think the church has been around a lot longer than charity and tax.
Couldn't possibly admit to things on here......far too many and not always very clever - think one of the worst was several of us drunkenly swimming out to a small speedboat in a harbour in the south-west and the thing sank - we awoke the next day to find a crane lifting the boat from the bottom of the sea!!
Terrible and makes me ashamed to look back!
Terrible and makes me ashamed to look back!
