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12 Jan 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Low fat Mayonaise - devil's puke.
It's thickened with cornflour or the same stuff they fill petri dishes with.
Come on - mayonaise is oil, vinegar and eggs. A bit of flavour but nothing else. Thickener? It's as bad as putting preservative in JAM. (I could have sworn jamming was a method of PRESERVATION!)

Jam... gotta be Robinsons! :thumbup:
Gotta be home made lol

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12 Jan 2010

Coffee - has to be nescafe espresso
Cereals - all of them
Chicken stock for soups is always made from chicken carcasses/ or turkey
Gravy always from meat juices
Hot chocolate has whipped cream on and a marshmallow (for the son) lol

Home made chips never frozen
Proper butter
Proper coca cola/diet not even pepsi
Rock salt never table salt
Tea with tea leaves made in the pot with bone china cup and saucer (at home)

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11 Jan 2010

Me please
And a lift would be appreciated if anyone heading back on the night

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11 Jan 2010

Quote by bouncy332

I quite fancy Jeremy watsisface so he gets my vote anyway

He is yummy :giggle:
isn't he just :rascal:

:rascal: hump

:inlove:

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10 Jan 2010

Sharon swimmer lady is going to be last years Todd Carty
From Friday nights show Gary Lucy may do very well
And the dingle gal seemed quite good to
I quite fancy Jeremy watsisface so he gets my vote anyway redface

Tana F Ramsay is kinda rubbish to :giggle:
btw I didn't watch innocent

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9 Jan 2010

Confused

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9 Jan 2010

Spending the night without Dek again
Walk the dog
Shower
Watch TV
Read book
Bed

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8 Jan 2010

Just got in from walking the dog (and chucking snowballs at her)
Watching dancing on ice
Texting Dek as he's in hospital for the night and bored silly, so I have control of the remote lol

might catch up on some Christmas telly later
Then I might read some of little dorrit
A wank then bed hopefully :lol2:

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8 Jan 2010

My 10 year old has claimed mine (he grew out of his) - more worrying is they actually fit him redface

I have my trusty ankle boots - with the jeans tucked into the socks

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8 Jan 2010

I used to shave mine every 3 or 4 days all of it but since I'm not having sex I've kinda let it grow a bit redface

I don't like it though as I don't feel as clean as I do when I am freshly shaved

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7 Jan 2010

More snow here :bounce: :bounce:

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7 Jan 2010

Having a little *well needed* space to chill out :angel:

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7 Jan 2010

Quote by Witchy
Erm...
My husband owns many more pairs of shoes than I do. They're shoes. Keep the shoes, give me experiences...holidays..."doing stuff"

:thumbup:

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7 Jan 2010

wonders when I last wore a pair of heels confused

Actually its Dek who has the shoe/heel fetish - its him who (used to) check ebay almost daily for the most slutty pair of shoes he could find - buy them and expect me to be able to walk in them loon

He is the same with knickers to
And clothes
and cameras
And bike wear, alloys etc
He has 6 pair of converse shoes :confused: In different colours
and bike and camera magazines - really I have editions from 2005 onwards in the bottom of the wardrobe there is just NO need
*shakes head* no wonder my bedroom is over flowing with clothes and shoes and other things
He has all his work stuff in the boot of the car - he has not been at work since April mad

Tan (most definitely the one with the male brain)
Only the purchase of flat sensible shoes are questioned by Dek - "whadda ya need them for" he says :gagged:

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7 Jan 2010

Quote by poshkate
Bras......especially those not wearing one! :lol2: :giggle:

Me to :giggle:
redface

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6 Jan 2010

I love stockings with a suspender belt but hold ups are easier and still rather nice
tights dunno

aint worn them for years

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4 Jan 2010

Quote by Cubes
Temporary steam room?
Railings have just gone up today on my local bit of greenery (nice area of grass) I used it for dog walking, occasional daring outdoor play and the kid rides his bike there,
They are building houses there :sad:

Silver lining: More potential swinging partners! :twisted:
but we aint playing at the minute :giggle:

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4 Jan 2010

Temporary steam room?
Railings have just gone up today on my local bit of greenery (nice area of grass) I used it for dog walking, occasional daring outdoor play and the kid rides his bike there,
They are building houses there :sad:

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4 Jan 2010

Quote by woohoo
Train Set
Lego
and the old favourite
Scalextric....... woohooooooooo

Right that's my babysitter sorted :giggle:

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3 Jan 2010

3. A fun play scene/toy for dogs
4. Getting your own back on the kids :twisted:
5. A cheap way to change your car colour lol

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3 Jan 2010

Dear my young self
In 2000 you move house
In 2001 you move house again
In 2002 you don't move house
2003 is a good vintage, avoid wet floors
In 2004 you move house again
In 2005 you move house again and that promise someone makes in April won't be kept
2006 is made of nice mushy stuff
2009 is strenuous

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2 Jan 2010

Quote by Ahabs
Avoided Cafe World successfully - tried YoVille once and gave up after 20 mins. Level 45 on FarmVille so doing well ;) Heard about Treasure Madness so might take a peek.
... still ahve to fend off ZoeRose though as she eyes up my farm jealously... lol

Nah its country life now bolt

I still keep my hand in farm ville and farm town though redface

Gave up with cafe world
Tried Mafia wars - not my thing
Addict wave

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2 Jan 2010

Isle of Skye I reckon just found some more pics

The last one was from a 10 mile hike we did on Skye (Dek's idea) :doh: them hills aint hills at all they are most definitely huge mountains
We are going back in August for 2 days before going on to Harris hopefully :bounce:

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1 Jan 2010

Receipts
Gift vouchers
Lego (not mine)
A dummy (hmmm not mine either)
train passes + tickets
Chewing gum
1 glove (not mine again)
Vaseline
Ben 10 trading cards (funnily enough not mine)
Doggy bags
2 pens
A small teddy bear (not mine again)
A pound fob thingy for supermarket trolleys
2 lighters
Pain killers
Sachet of tomato ketchup
Sachet of sugar
A paint brush
Tv card for the hospital
A get well card
taxi cards for Newcastle
A magazine dated October
2 plastic aprons
Photographs
I don't think I have used it since early November

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1 Jan 2010

My thoughts are with you kiss

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31 Dec 2009

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
My asthma is really playing up due to the dog we're fostering.......anyone want to adopt a 4 year old weimeraner bitch ??
or failing that a slightly gone to seed 45 year old human
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/20091024/1f146712.jpg

Cute dog! :giggle:

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31 Dec 2009

Quote by earthchild
oh well, here it is, new yrs eve, i hope everyone has a good one whatever you are doing and remain safe and well through it, and I hope with bells on that next year is better than the last couple for all of us, even if youve had a couple of good years, but theres been a lot of death, suffering, operations, ill health, stresses for a lot of people in the north east chat room that i know of, and over the rest of the site and heres wishing us all a better 2010.
Earthy xxx

Amen to that! Here's to 2010 - A new start

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30 Dec 2009

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Top of my "to do list"... erm have more sex

Im just going to take the 'more' out of your post and use the rest it for my new years resolution confused

Well any sex would be nice but I put 'more' so I didn't sound to desperate :giggle:
Actually there was one 'thing' a month or so back and he couldn't remember so it didn't really count

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30 Dec 2009

Catch up on some sky+ recordings after I had done the cleaning up

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30 Dec 2009

An all clear verdict will come (fingers crossed)
The elderly dog will probably go to doggy heaven
Everyone will get their hopes up for the world cup only to be disappointed

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