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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Fruit cake (apparently)
Assorted home made pies
Sausage Casserole (not from a packet)
Home made soups (my brother lives off them so they cant be all that bad) :lol2:
Beef stew (also not from a packet)
My son says I'm the best cook in the whole wide world 
Assorted home made pies
Sausage Casserole (not from a packet)
Home made soups (my brother lives off them so they cant be all that bad) :lol2:
Beef stew (also not from a packet)
My son says I'm the best cook in the whole wide world 
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Sometimes Pyjama's
Sometimes nothing
Sometimes a little nighty
Sometimes just a thong
Never wear socks or bra's in bed though :red:
Sometimes nothing
Sometimes a little nighty
Sometimes just a thong
Never wear socks or bra's in bed though :red:
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Quote by earthchild
after icing 12 xmas cakes and my whole kitchen aparently i have decided i want a new cake decorating turntable, mines cack!
Mine is to
I would get a funny look if I asked Dek for one of those thoughI'm not getting the canoe now though :sad: the one I really wanted - the seller was a jerk
(revenge is sweet though since it went unsold )mines my mothers from millions of years ago when she decorated cakes, one of the metal ones, i want a nice shiny new placca one lol
aww that canoe would have matched his bike too
Mines plastic but very thin can try it if ya want
(the bloke didn't show up when we arranged to see it, then arranged another time only not to be in again grrr)
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Quote by earthchild
after icing 12 xmas cakes and my whole kitchen aparently i have decided i want a new cake decorating turntable, mines cack!
Mine is to
I would get a funny look if I asked Dek for one of those thoughI'm not getting the canoe now though :sad: the one I really wanted - the seller was a jerk
(revenge is sweet though since it went unsold ) Sex God
Quote by GnV
White Christmas Bing Crosby
Timeless!!!
I gotta say this to
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Quote by Kaznkev
Hope some more want to post their trees
Can't just be Tan and I surely
wil if someone tells me how to put a lappy pic on here,it wowed them on serve 3
Upload to photobucket or imageshack it gives you about 4 links you need the code one on photobucket - copy it paste it here then preview and if its worked you should have an image
link should look like this without the spaces
thank you varca
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Quote by couplefunuk
No it's not. It's not snowing at all. Not even a single flake. I think you're making it up!
*Her*
I have just been out walking the dog, came back looking like a snowman
Funny when she tries to eat the snowballs I was throwing for her though :giggle:
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Did anyone else's "little darlings" decide that it would be fun to go out and throw snowballs at the windows at 7 30 this morning?
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Quote by Big1gaz1
im surprised that you cant get lego as i have got loads of the stuff for my kids this year and last year
my favourate ad at the moment is the watch advert with john cleese wear your watch on your wrist or your arm even on your ankle then watch garter belt the its oooh then a slap lol
Its the plain Lego just a box of Lego, which is difficult to get hold of - plenty of sets which make a certain thing
I have bought my son the sets he usually tips it straight into his big box and makes what he wants to anyway
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Quote by Kaznkev
snow,!
can i build a snow man can i can i can i ,pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
No wait for meeeeee :twisted:
your not planning to kayak here are you? It will all have melted :giggle:
Got some here now :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Kaznkev
snow,!
can i build a snow man can i can i can i ,pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
No wait for meeeeee :twisted:
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Quote by earthchild
erm you know what happens to cannoeists from hartlepool! lol not using it at seaton are ya?
Its OK I don't have life insurance :giggle:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Meatyyour getting used as a paddle :twisted:
well at least if you navigate your way down to shit creek i'll be able to help :mrgreen:
what creek? its for the sea
:smug:
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Quote by Witchy
Panama? Which one of us is map reading? Do they do KayakNav? Have you seen the size of the locks on the Panama Canal? Are we there yet?
can you use one of these?
If yes, your map reading
locks on the panama canal? its ok I have a keyI was thinking of following the Darwin route - its well known apparently
Meaty
your getting used as a paddle :twisted: Sex God
Quote by Witchy
:bounce: Can I play? :bounce:
Sure can :evil2::evil2: I'm going to panama are you coming with me?
Mr sensible wants to buy one with more than 1 seat....he does not get it at all :giggle:
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Quote by markz
A hope to feck size doesn't matter cos I'm only Five Foot Five :sad:
But Thankfully That is still waaaaaayy taller than Tan
blimey you grown 5 inches.......:boxing:
No he is stood on 100 yellow pages books
when he climbs down I am a lot taller than he is
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Quote by foxylady2209
Hopefully my Christmas present :bounce: :bounce: we are going to view it tomorrow but I have already fallen in love
'It' already has a name (optimistic person I am) The Batty Banana
Images of a particularly large, yellow strap-on leap to mind.
Its a lot bigger than a strap on :giggle:
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Hopefully my Christmas present :bounce: :bounce: we are going to view it tomorrow but I have already fallen in love
'It' already has a name (optimistic person I am) The Batty Banana
'It' already has a name (optimistic person I am) The Batty Banana
