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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by cliper
There are cream eggs in my local shop. confused

there are christmas cards out in my local shops!!! bit early for christmas 2010!!
I buy my wrapping paper and cards in January for the following xmas :giggle:
I wouldn't want to play with someone just because of the size of their penis size large or small lol
on the 11th day of christmas my fb said to me "we are gunna need a bigger bed"
ten naked men squirting
9 horny women
8 hunky guys
seven flavoured durex
six guys for flaying
five rings for rimming
Four Swinging Birds,
Three glass dildo's (complete with special offer BOGOF french letters)
Two sets of Cuffs
And a Bed big enough for three...
I spent 3 hours the other night trying - kept going to the last stage "verifying whatever settings" then kept getting internal error 302 :sad: Going to have another go tonight though :dry:
Quote by Resonance
What about ones who just talk bollocks?
What dark sinister motive do we have, eh?
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Bollocks talker here to wave I have no motives other that making videos for Res' viewing pleasures, the sinister part of it is he actually likes them :giggle:
Actually Duncanlondon just described me :undecided:
Welcome to understatement of the year...
I must be due another one soon? The restraining order runs out at midnight on the 31st...
Santa might bring one in his sack hump
Quote by Resonance
What about ones who just talk bollocks?
What dark sinister motive do we have, eh?
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Bollocks talker here to wave I have no motives other that making videos for Res' viewing pleasures, the sinister part of it is he actually likes them :giggle:
Actually Duncanlondon just described me :undecided:
Soldiers are a lot more worthy of the name "Hero" than the likes of some sports stars who do get called hero's
Quote by earthchild
Do I or don't I?
Can I have provisional place please?
(will let you know in good time if I can't attend)
Oh earthy I will share a hotel if I can blag a lift :giggle:

lol you just wanna sit on the m62 with me again!
coolio
lol
lol ta cheeky xxxx
:dry:
Pah! The 'motorway sit in' is the after highlight doncha know
Thank you NWC x
:bounce: :thrilled: road trip :thrilled: :bounce:
Do I or don't I?
Can I have provisional place please?
(will let you know in good time if I can't attend)
Oh earthy I will share a hotel if I can blag a lift :giggle:
Lots of mice lol
I distinctly remember battering a few rabbits over the head with a rock in my teenage years to (while ferreting) Skinning em was best though :giggle:
That's me never ever invited to DG's or PK's house ever redface
Quote by brucie
Well my mail box says new mail yipeeeee !!! but there is no new mail in the box. Where has it gone ? did I have a new one in the first place ? .. I will never know
Oh ... and I do miss those little red envelopes that seemed to glow

at a guess you need to upgrade and pay to see your mail?
You don't have to pay to see mail and since he can post in the forum i guess he is paid up
Sometimes it happens rpmids check again later and try clearing your cashe
Quote by leatherednperky
you are all just being silly.......
Elvis was in the chip shop

Buying his hair gel? lol
no seeing if they had any used chip oil to run his tour bus on,times are hard you know
:doh: Of course how silly of me :giggle: He uses Mcdonalds used fat for hair gel it does a better job apparently :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Tan, i've always like the look of your portions :rascal:

Always ample? :giggle:
A feast of tastyness from what i've seen so far :lickface:
Why thank you kind sir cheques in the post :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
I think I'm just gonna go to M&S next week and buy some kind of turkey roast type thing for myself. Can't be that hard can it?! dunno
*remembers the omelette* redface

Its easy, really really easy just follow the instructions on the packet and if its pink don't eat it :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Tan, i've always like the look of your portions :rascal:

Always ample? :giggle:
I admit I did buy *a couple* of rather large joints but I have a really really large freezer that was an army operation just to get the thing into the house :scared:
See now what ya do is
Get a sharp knife
get a chopping board
Cut said bits of meat up into average size portions that you would usually cook for your family
Wrap in foil/cling film/yesterdays socks or what ever
stick a label on them
Freeze
:angel:
Usable portions at a fraction of the cost!
Don't you lot know anything :doh:
Quote by splendid_
you are all just being silly.......
Elvis was in the chip shop

Buying his hair gel? lol
Quote by splendid_
One of my staff giving me a 'happy new year' card.
It actually made me smile and cry how bloody thoughtful some people can be.

That is lovely biggrin
The ending of the draught redface:bounce:
Quote by brucie
lucky? to get to shag two anorexic boys???? those boys need to get down the gym.
and its not swinging, its two boys sharing a bird. ffs, we were doing that in highschool in 1980!

Someone is too thin 4 you brucie!blink
skinny blokes give me the creeps...
Great my other half would scare ya into 2011 :giggle:

(7 stone wringing wet at the moment and not through choice I might add)
Quote by Witchy
Man flu does not exist
end of
:smug:

It does though Tan- otherwise known as "Swine Flu" wink
Ah so that's what it is
its still just a sniffle and women are the stronger sex flipa
Quote by gary-danne
The firmware is the software that is built into a device.....only update this if the item is playing up or the manufacturers tell you to do so smile....
Hope you got sorted ok xx Gary xx

I'm going to do it tonight - had another search for the disk with no luck - See I am glad i asked now redface I really can be quite stupid sometimes
Quote by Big1gaz1
its the the easy go setup cd that you want
quick installation guide also user guide is all you need
dont mess with the firmware unless you have to
gaz

Great thanks! kiss
I have an oldish router which I am giving to a friend as her daughter is getting a laptop for xmas, I have everything but I cant find the disk, its a trendnet TEW-432BRP, On trendnets site there is a download for firmware - Is this what I need to download for the instillation dunno or do I need to turn my house upside down to look for the disk redface
Any help gratefully received
:rose:
Quote by capricornten

is up and running. Click and paste, 12 hours and 14 minutes on the timer at pres.

and 12 days :giggle:
see 'pedantry'!
bugger, yes ok I missed that one. :giveup: big kiss too.
Pendant? moi? :angel:
kiss
Quote by earthchild
Cake looks ACE Earthy!
Tan, I'm not an X Factor gal either. wink Min you, I could go some mulled wine!

I think I could join yas for some mulled wine to :giggle:
goes n puts the other 2 bottles in the pan lol
Only 2 dunno :twisted:
well i was planning on there being only me lol
:doh: that explains it :giggle:
Quote by earthchild
Cake looks ACE Earthy!
Tan, I'm not an X Factor gal either. wink Min you, I could go some mulled wine!

I think I could join yas for some mulled wine to :giggle:
goes n puts the other 2 bottles in the pan lol
Only 2 dunno :twisted:
Quote by noladreams
Cake looks ACE Earthy!
Tan, I'm not an X Factor gal either. wink Min you, I could go some mulled wine!

I think I could join yas for some mulled wine to :giggle:
Watched curly sure, did some housework and walked the dog, Having fish and chips for tea so I don't have to cook lol Cooking the pork for tomorrow (someone decided to get a humongous bit as its on offer :doh:
Then I might attempt to clean the fish tankS out but maybe not
I will NOT be watching x factor though wink