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Tan____Kinky
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Quote by kentswingers777
Depends who with though tan, wink
Blimey we have Wimbledon on EVERY year for two weeks, yet do not hear people moaning about that.
Footie is the national sport apparently, and also remember that both ITV and the BBC are competing together which just makes the coverage more.

On my own of course with a good book which is why I make a crap swinger lol
I don't like football or Wimbledon but it won't change so I just accept that the nation goes dolally for a few weeks of the year :lol:
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
of course we could always torture the boys
by putting there hands in p o p
get them all hard then go shopping leaving them unable to do anything
just a thought

Could make it really evil by chaining them up then taking the fuse out of the telly just before the England match is about to start, just make sure you collect all the spare fuses from around the house before you go shopping and take the remote with you wink
That's what you call real torture
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Quote by kentswingers777
Perhaps many like us are absolutely p***** of with it.
Smooth2

Then turn off the telly...don't buy a paper and then you should be very happy. wink
Along with don't listen to the radio or go on the pc, don't go to the pub or in fact don't leave the house at all, don't talk to anyone either
Then just then you may be able to escape the world cup
Might as well spend the month in bed lol
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I like to bake in the sun with a good book or preferably be as far away from people as possible and be in the middle of the sea with the banana boat and hearing nothing but birds and waves
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I only wash my hair twice a week and never use conditioner, Just heat protection spray before I dry and iron it
Drying hair quickly after washing can sometimes help to
It is in much better condition than when I washed it every day, not using conditioner can help with fine hair but it won't do much for your dry hair
My friend use to use eggs on her dry hair before washing it lol :lol:
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The parents in law have a Toyota yaris and swear by it, my parents have a Toyota Auris but only had it a couple months - neither have had any problems and we have a Skoda "that's nearly a Volkswagen" Octavia
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Yeah yeah FB! them rugby players got you flustered? :giggle:
Oh yeah bathroom scales made me smile biggrin
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Quote by Kaznkev
The stones is not a sound am keen on, well I like wild horses but not them singing it :giggle:
Can I have some old fleetwood mac please lol or some Janis or some Free redface

for you tan,anything kiss
the goddess of rock herself

Thank you - good choice
this I think is my favourite one though
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The stones is not a sound am keen on, well I like wild horses but not them singing it :giggle:
Can I have some old fleetwood mac please lol or some Janis or some Free redface
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I think I have to kinda agree with Res :shock: lol
Dek takes a lot of pictures in general not just rude ones but for the rude ones the camera often comes out at 2 or 3 in the morning in the middle of a session - now at 2 or 3 am there will be an ashtray laid about somewhere, there will also be cups, books, shoes, dog hair, tv remotes, maybe some dvds or cds if we are listening to music, cushions scattered about the place, maybe some chocolate or crisp wrappers from just that night
that's just the front room
Now I'm quite a tidy person but I aint going to ruin that little bit of passion for 10 minutes fleeing around to tidy up what can wait till bedtime - some times i have no choice in the matter I can be wanking away in my own little world then realise the camera is out redface but sometimes they turn out to be the best pictures - the unplanned caught unaware ones :lol:
*but* if its a planned camera session then I will have the place tidy ish
Now if you could see the state of the stair carpet in my avatar then you would have a damn good right to be utterly turned off and disgusted surprisedops:
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Quote by Resonance
Jeremy Sheffield in his boxers :inlove:

I take it you mean "shorts" as opposed to "dogs"?
Yes lol :lol:
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Is reminded about the time I got a *shudders* British gas knocker sacked :giggle:
she knocked wanting me to change suppliers obviously - "no not interested" listing reasons why and shut the door - she then carried on knocking up to 10 times a f***ing day - Ended up ignoring the door for about 3 weeks but made a mental note to complain about her.... Until I received a letter saying "welcome to British Gas or what ever they say when you join up :fuckinghell: Luckily I had taken note of her name and complained like hell
a couple of months later she knocked on the door again working for npower rolleyes
she never knocked again (after I told her if I received a letter saying I had joined up to npower I would hunt her down and stuff the letter down her throat and a bit more to boot):giggle:
:angel:
Im quite lucky where I live though because they always start and house number 1 which is opposite my house and work their way round - after they knock on 2 or 3 houses you know they are god squad or sellers and can ignore the door (either that or use the spy hole) lol
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Go Earthy!! We have you hooked!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

and am interrupting the ironing to say
i want a jeremy!!!nom nom nom nom nom :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: nom :twisted:
I have it on delay but fuck me... did you see that miniscule clip of him in shorts on the hospital bed?!! :twisted:
Phew... cold shower for one please!! redface
Delicious :lickface: :small-print: Join the queue
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Quote by noladreams
Another Mr Big fan :inlove: Although Aidan was rather hot to

And the episode where the two of them were fighting and getting all muddy outside Aiden's house?!
That featured in a ladywank fantasy or two... wink
Oooh yes had forgotten about that bit :twisted:
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Righty ho
Can I have
A double vodka and orange juice
A big glass of sparkling rose
A pint of Strongbow
A double peach schnapps with the smallest touch of lemo...:scared: stop to much
Oh I'll have a G & T to please
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Another Mr Big fan :inlove: Although Aidan was rather hot to
Favourite bits include 'the paper ring' with Charlotte's first hubby :giggle:
and Harry's hairy back
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Quote by willxx69
Water please lol :angel:
Oi!! I won't have language like that in my bar. Get out! :lol:
Will
:dry: No! I don't want to get out :sad: Sets up a new bar flipa Fire are ya coming in?
please
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:giggle:
Dek and my son both sleep talk - they have sleep conversations with each other from different rooms - That can be quite funny to listen to
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Quote by silvertongue471
apologies if this is the wrong section to ask this. i haven't been here too long, but reading the ads, i've seen a non-paying members write that they can't respond to messages.
is this true? how do they benefit from this place then?
The site is free to join - you can browse the forum but not post, receive mail but not send, view ads, place an add, send winks view some pictures. Basically get a taster of the site before you pay any money.
Free members mail is edited before they get it to mark out phone numbers and emails etc
pedantically, it's more of an observation than a question but hey.
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