Smiling because I wont be here
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Knowing that this weekend is going to be sheer hell where I live
Smiling because I wont be here
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool
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Dek's dream bike is a Vincent black shadow, at the minute he has a Ducati st4
Given the choice I would have a Honda fire blade although I would need to grow a few inches to be able to ride one comfortably which unfortunately aint gunna happen :sad:
Given the choice I would have a Honda fire blade although I would need to grow a few inches to be able to ride one comfortably which unfortunately aint gunna happen :sad:
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Quote by Plimboy
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Well I'm glad somebody else agrees with "waste not, want not".
Plim
:lol2:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
It updates at the beginning of the month of your birthday I think
This... I was unimpressed to be 37 two weeks early I can tell you!!!
Yeah but when you hit 40 you can start celebrating 2 weeks early because SH says your 40 already!
:giggle:
I can't remember how old I am :shock:
in edit: Ah 27 so it says on my profile I feel about 50 :roll:
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Quote by AtomCom2001
There is a speck a light at the end of the tunnel, it's not very close but it's there
That is just the oncoming train
Feck that's what that noise is
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A slightly different version to sausages on sticks...cooked mini sausages in a sticky honey and mustard sauce in a bowl with cocktail sticks next to the bowl, very easy to do
Hard boiled eggs with the yolk scooped out mixed with mayonnaise/mustard/spices and put back into the egg yolk hole
Different types of pies and quiches
scotch eggs/sausage rolls
Pasta salads
Plates of sliced meat and bread buns
Potato skins with assorted fillings
crisps/nuts/crackers/onions/cheese
A selection of cakes and gateaus
Sorry you said 1 thing didn't you
Hard boiled eggs with the yolk scooped out mixed with mayonnaise/mustard/spices and put back into the egg yolk hole
Different types of pies and quiches
scotch eggs/sausage rolls
Pasta salads
Plates of sliced meat and bread buns
Potato skins with assorted fillings
crisps/nuts/crackers/onions/cheese
A selection of cakes and gateaus
Sorry you said 1 thing didn't you
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Quote by Dirtygirly
2 pages in and still on the topic tick VG
What`s got a hazlenut in every bite ??
Nutella?! :giggle:
Nutella on fresh bread mmmmm
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Quote by little gem
Need to stay awake Tan?
Could I have a stiff one please?
Nah just a bad caffeine addiction
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Quote by minxysub
I am sat here with a fast evaporating bottle of Jaques Cidar
I started to get ready for my holiday at the end of the month.. the last couple of months I have been buying books for it... I think I may have just gone a bit over the top.. even for me
The pile beside my case is now at 29!!! I do love to read...lol bit think it may take more than 2 weeks to read them all :D
I bought a load yesterday for my holiday and ended up reading one last night cover to cover :doh: I may need to buy some more
Mrs bone, It is more than scary
, Hope Mr bone has a great performance Sex God
Went to the beach with dog and son and his friend, watched the 15 year silly dog trying to keep up with a 2 year old lab 
she will feel it later Watched the kids jumping around like fools in the cold sea
Went to Asda and annoyed the chatters who like standing 3 trolleys deep in the isles
later - dog walk, shower, some pc time
Probably due a 3 hour long phone call from the mother as she is back from her jollies today
May have naughties later :-P knowing my luck he will fall asleep :lol:
Utter nonsense all day
Forecast for tomorrow probably the same minus Asda
7 days of school left :cry: no more primary school
20 days until our holiday :bounce:
7 weeks until my son starts secondary school :scared:
she will feel it later Watched the kids jumping around like fools in the cold sea Went to Asda and annoyed the chatters who like standing 3 trolleys deep in the isles
later - dog walk, shower, some pc time
Probably due a 3 hour long phone call from the mother as she is back from her jollies today
May have naughties later :-P knowing my luck he will fall asleep :lol:
Utter nonsense all day
Forecast for tomorrow probably the same minus Asda
7 days of school left :cry: no more primary school
20 days until our holiday :bounce:
7 weeks until my son starts secondary school :scared:
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Speaking as someone who has to wear glasses constantly the second pair is handy for me.
I go kayaking, If I lose my glasses when on the water I know I have a pair at home that I can actually see out of without having to wait up to 2 weeks for them to fiddle about getting me other pairs and spending those 2 weeks walking around blind as a bat
*presuming I can actually find my way back to the shore*
On another note my eyesight is now very bad without glasses and I need prescription sunglasses instead of normal ones, again you can get a tint on your second pair
Some people like having a change of design say a fancy pair and a pair for wearing around the house
I rely on my glasses the only time I don't wear them is in bed but accidents can and will happen at least for me having the second pair means I don't have to pussy foot around trying to make sure I don't lose or break them
Obviously this isn't the case for every one but some people do want/need the extra pair, If your optician didn't do a deal you wanted maybe you could take your prescription to someone who will let you buy 1 pair instead of 2?
I go kayaking, If I lose my glasses when on the water I know I have a pair at home that I can actually see out of without having to wait up to 2 weeks for them to fiddle about getting me other pairs and spending those 2 weeks walking around blind as a bat
*presuming I can actually find my way back to the shore*
On another note my eyesight is now very bad without glasses and I need prescription sunglasses instead of normal ones, again you can get a tint on your second pair
Some people like having a change of design say a fancy pair and a pair for wearing around the house
I rely on my glasses the only time I don't wear them is in bed but accidents can and will happen at least for me having the second pair means I don't have to pussy foot around trying to make sure I don't lose or break them
Obviously this isn't the case for every one but some people do want/need the extra pair, If your optician didn't do a deal you wanted maybe you could take your prescription to someone who will let you buy 1 pair instead of 2?
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Erm an iron? yep that will be the thing in the cupboard collecting dust?
On a serious note you should get a very good one for £20 - £30, try and get a dearer one that's on offer at that price
either of them should be pretty decent I imagine
On a serious note you should get a very good one for £20 - £30, try and get a dearer one that's on offer at that price
either of them should be pretty decent I imagine
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Quote by brucie
But did he ask for Brucie?
What have you done now then?
nothing. i just said
Diet has nothing to do with it, He asked for profile help not for personal remarks!
I like his profile, it is well written and it doesn't have the close up cock pics single blokes like to have!
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Take up kayaking!, check your life insurance is in order first thought
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Quote by MikeNorth
How do you know though that you're approaching someone who isn't going to be completely shocked and horrified though?
I think I'd be too worried about them making a scene.
I am normally a good judge whether they will be "up for it" or not, Never completely horrified any of them yet :lol2:
I could not imagine anyone being horrified by an up for it Tannie, nor an up for it Nola...just :-P:-P:-P
I horrify lots of people just not normally in a sexual context
If they are still around after 5 minutes of meeting me then they are pretty unshockable (or plain insane!) Sex God
Quote by noladreams
How do you know though that you're approaching someone who isn't going to be completely shocked and horrified though?
I think I'd be too worried about them making a scene.
I am normally a good judge whether they will be "up for it" or not, Never completely horrified any of them yet :lol2:
quite a few times Sex God
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Rather have a cream cake than sex - Nah sod that!
Sex is part of our relationship, It may not happen as often as I/we would like, but it still happens
Sex is part of our relationship, It may not happen as often as I/we would like, but it still happens
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I have noticed the spare Y's for a few days I just thought some bugger was eating the gremlins
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233 miles feck they get further and further :doh:
Tan makes plans to move south!
Tan makes plans to move south!
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It all depends where you measure from
VWE measured from the arse hole may be 3 foot long
VWE measured from the arse hole may be 3 foot long
What?