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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Leather couches and seats (brown and cream) :giggle: wipe clean!
Lots of lo lighting in the form or different lamps/candles etc
Quote by Kaznkev
I think we'll need rip-off covers on the various pool tables.
How about a smoking courtyard? 12 foot high walls, loads of heaters if it's chilly, solidly built loungers with soft covers, a little bar area, a flexible roof that stretches across of it rains.
ok?

Sounds fab, so long as there is plenty of ashtrays
Kaz sometimes it's not just smokers who want to sit outside in a nice area, whether its a heated smoking area or otherwise
Should they have to put a coat on to?
Unless foxy has environmentally friendly heaters ,yes! lol
Since we are talking about a 'fictional' pub I don't really fancy being all environmentally friendly :giggle:
Quote by noladreams
Could we have a hottub out there on that there terrace? Then I could natter to Tan whilst getting all wet :rascal:

I would be getting in there with you :rascal:lol
Ooooh please Miss Foxy, can we have one? Can we?!
*Gets all excited about being in the tub with Tan*
I reckon some of those boys with suits on might be happy to pass us our glasses of fizz too, save us getting chilly...
:giggle:
:bounce: this pub keeps getting better and better :twisted:
Quote by noladreams
Could we have a hottub out there on that there terrace? Then I could natter to Tan whilst getting all wet :rascal:

I would be getting in there with you :rascal:lol
Quote by foxylady2209
I think we'll need rip-off covers on the various pool tables.
How about a smoking courtyard? 12 foot high walls, loads of heaters if it's chilly, solidly built loungers with soft covers, a little bar area, a flexible roof that stretches across of it rains.
ok?

Sounds fab, so long as there is plenty of ashtrays
Kaz sometimes it's not just smokers who want to sit outside in a nice area, whether its a heated smoking area or otherwise
Should they have to put a coat on to?
I love autumn :-D dark nights, a chill in the air and Christmas just around the corner
Lots of people making Christmas cakes although I made mine months ago all 33 of them, amazing what boredom does to ya lol
Quote by Cubes
:lol2: This is much better than doing the hoovering! ;-)

Don't let me keep you from hoovering want a pinny? :giggle:
Quote by Cubes
Dress code - men in suits only :inlove:

Might be better to let a few women in too. :shock: ;-)
The ladies can wear what they like :twisted:
Music and a dance floor with lap dancing poles lol
Lots of 'cosy' little corners
A pool table or 2
Jacuzzi?
Dress code - men in suits only :inlove:
Quote by Dirtygirly
The sexiest guys at a fancy dress party i was at last year were 3 fellas in tuxedos and bow ties. I dont know if they were dressed as waiters or doormen or what but they had every woman in the place looking their way with knee wobble. It worked better I think because there were 3 of them the same but 1 would be just as sexy. You could easily hang a napkin over your arm and carry your drink in a waiterly fashion!
Easy to do AND sexy!

:thumbup:
Man in a suit! You won't go wrong and it's easy! :rascal:
Another vote for this! :thumbup: swoons :rascal:
DG just out of interest would you of felt different if it had been a girl of the same age in front of you? just curious if it was an age thing or the fact it was a boy of that age?
My son came into the ladies changing rooms up until he was around 8 but there was always cubicles so I never worried about it but I agree with meaty , I would have changed anyway - all there for the same reason.
Nudity in my house now and when I was a child is/was similar to how you describe, in and out the bathroom, my son does have a habit of coming to talk to me when I am in the bath and topless sunbathing occurs on holiday
Twister, I have a touring boat, Perception Carolina - I live to near the coast not to go in the sea lol Would love to get back in ww though, and your right about being discreet I think people try to be as discreet as they possibly can be
GnV, A neighbour topless in the garden would not bother me, I might tell my son not to stare but that would be the only conversation on the matter dunno what a person does in their house/garden is up to them. I wouldn't make an issue out of it, he may find it a turn on at a certain age but hopefully it would become the norm to him
Could it possibly be true that most swingers are less prudish than vanilla's?
Kaz redface I did look through the catalogue at the men in their boxers :giggle:
Mmm meaty in shorts :smitten::rascal:
Thanks for everyone's comments. that is pretty much my train of thought to, I do change in front of my own son when he is present but never full nudity, it's not something I had really thought about I just did it
Blue, in my kayak gear I am anything but hot lol
Kaz the British in general are very hung up on nudity and politically correctness goes to far at times
Kent, I think I would feel uncomfortable to if someone stripped of naked right next to me if my son was there,
You made me think of a holiday last year visiting a friend in Majorca, she usually goes topless but when I was there with my son then 10, she asked if I was uncomfortable with it - I wasn't and my son never batted an eye, I was pleased she asked but also proud of my son for not taking any notice anyway
Oh twister what have you got?
Minxy wetsuits are awful things to put on/get off,
After reading Gagmasters's thread I was pondering..
I often get changed in public after kayaking, not the full lot but changing my shorts and top because they are usually wet, if changing my shorts I wrap a towel around my bottom half but changing my top I usually just take it off and put a dry one on exposing my flabby tummy and bra
If I get into the car wet not only does the seat get wet but it's rather uncomfortable and i usually end up dragging half the beach home, finding public toilets to change in is not always as simple as it would seem as they can be miles away
So some questions
If you saw the above or surfers or even just bathers changing on the beach doing the above would it embarrass you or worry you because you had kids with you?
Would you see it and not bat an eyelid?
Or would you find it a turn on?
What would you do in the same scenario?
Any other thoughts?
Quote by duncanlondon
Perhaps one of the ladies is willing to come forward and demonstrate her pervery for men or women in cycling shorts. there must be something that makes you feel a teensy wee bit fruity? Hmmmmm...........
Some of the kit nowadays is very figure revealing. go to any sports event and you will be boggled eyed at the camel toe, back, sack and crack action. There is a high sexual focus which is created by the clothing. I don't think it can be ignored.

I wear cycling shorts but not for cycling lol I don't feel fruity in them at all, fat and lumpy maybe :giggle:
Just as well they are covered by a spray skirt most of the time :twisted:
I have one
A 12 inch ponytail, my own hair (don't ask!)
My son's scan photo, hospital wrist bands, cot cards from being born and a curl of his hair
Some of my son's teeth (why?)
Birth and baptism certificates
Some special cards and letters
2 music cd's that my aunt made for charity before she died
Some photographs
A few Autographs,some on football programmes
Quote by Kaznkev
Sounds damn good!
Why on earth it isn't made mandatory for all new builds to have solar panels is beyond me especially as the cost would be a fractional element of the whole.

What a good idea!
There is about 60 odd houses getting built over the road from me, they all have solar panels on the roof
(nowt as daft as builders, some of them were on the north face of the roof :dohsmile
Quote by Gufuncouple

:inlove:

Tan - Total RESPECT obviously members of taste and discretion... :love:
Dek would have the db5 lol I like the mark 3
Must remember to start playing euro millions :lol:
Quote by foxylady2209
Hang on - we need to take timescales into consideration. Maybe there should be two ratings. One, as now, commenting on the total posts. But also another commenting on the posting rate. For instance, I've been here for just over 5 and a half years. So 3139 (including this one) isn't all that great a rate of posting. <<<<pause for mental maths>>>
Bugger it <<<gets calculator out>>>
That's about 46 posts a month - just about 1.5 a day. Not that I'm on every day. But you get the idea.
Now, Kenty (picked cos not a mod or anything) has 7672 posts at this point and been here just over 4 and a half years. With a posting rate of about 135 a month - far more than me. Definitely God-like in the posting stakes.
So, what do you think - should we have a post-rate score too?

I get about 148 posts a month redface time to shut up :giggle:
Still in holiday Hebrides mode and strictly observing the Sabbath other than dinner not a thing lol
Any cider? if not I shall have a double vodka and orange for medicinal purposes, 3 hours of post holiday ironing has given me a headache :giggle:
I will volunteer to be a wench later wink
Quote by SinSi
You can change your team.
Go to My Team tab on left (from memory) and then you click on the one you want to remove and the one you want to sub on.
You can also do one transfer a week without incurring points deduction (again from memory) so that means you can get rid of players completely if necessary. You also have a wildcard you can play if needed where you can make as many transfers in one go and not get points knocked off.
I think anyway. wink

Cheers for that.
Thats what I thought I did a change as you suggested but it didnt seem to stick?! The change worked on the screen but if you went to view say the table and then when back to your team it had reverted back! There doesn't seem to be a confirm changes button..... unless you can only do these sorts of changes at certain times like 04:00 in morning or some such daft time when you should really be out clubbing lol
On the transfers tab there is a "make changes" button at the bottom on the pitch bit after you have selected your changes, click that and it takes you on to another page where you can "confirm changes"
Quote by noladreams
I appreciate the responses so far. As I said in the OP, a friend has just told me she has been having some sort of counselling/therapy and it surprised me. She has always been quite sceptical - perhaps even cynical - about stuff.
I'm chatty (very, I know! :lol2smile but the thought of opening up and talking about myself is an absolute anathema to me. I just can't imagine it. Weird, isn't it? Happy to natter about nonsense but talking about emotional stuff leaves me feeling positively paralysed!

That's where a good councellor will come in, I never talked about emotional stuff and still don't, the first few sessions were very quiet with the councellor probing a little but not to much, the fact they are not involved in general helps
I went to the library to return books and ended up staying 2 and a half hours redface
Paid bills :sad:
I had counselling weekly for about 6 months, It helped a lot and I always felt better afterwards, like a weight had been lifted for a few hours/days depending on how much i opened up in each session
Something old with loads of character, maybe 3 bedroomed, right on the shore of the sea or large lake with good access to put my banana boat in and fantastic views
A garden big enough to have a nice pond in but easy to look after
No neighbours and far enough away so people don't visit regularly
A big kitchen and a separate utility room
A bathroom big enough for a bath and separate shower, the bath has to be a corner one and the shower really big with jets on the walls
A proper coal fire (with the benefits of central heating to)
A conservatory
Some chickens