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24 Sep 2010

Washing
Ironing
Making dinners
Walking the dog
Cleaning
Helping son with homework and his extra work that his strict horrible mother set him lol

Just a usual weekend then :sad:

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22 Sep 2010

It depends redface

For fried/poached/scrambled/boiled... and my own baking I use free range.
For Christmas/birthday cakes that I am usually giving as presents or making a huge batch of baking I use big catering packs of them which are usually from caged hens, I make around 30 - 40 Christmas cakes which bumps the cost up somewhat if I use free range for them all

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18 Sep 2010

A bloody horribly massive stye :sad: It hurts

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18 Sep 2010

If it's somewhere I am going to stay over, Blackpool usually gets the blame redface

(although it does good to get your story staight for when you break down and your stuck in such n such services so wont be back until later... (damn the parents who knew that the services were no where near blackpool):sad: I don't know ask the AA dunno

If its the son - I'm going to the pub/party

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17 Sep 2010

My aunt who was a club singer used to sing this. She died nearly 5 years ago and this was played at her funeral :sad:
Is a painful reminder from last year

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16 Sep 2010

Quote by motorcyclerob
I'd recommend Ebuyer as a seller I've been using them for years after they were able to sell stuff cheaper than some of the trade places. Not just cheap though service is good there.
Not sure the Becta scheme still exists as the Gov't has axed the organisation completely. If it's still there then get your claim in quick as they're winding down. I got a nice Toshiba under that scheme and it looks nice as well as doing what I need.
seems they're now only offering if you disabled or special educational needs. It's a damn shame they're closing this scheme as it was aimed at bringing up the performance of the poorer kids under achieving their potential and for the money possibly the cheapest way of bring the kids up a grade.

Thanks, never new this existed, My son seems eligible :thumbup:

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13 Sep 2010

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
My lawn is waxed smooth, bejeweled also and as tight as it was when i was 20! And dewey

I've got to ask.!!!!
How do you measure the tightness??
Obviously with men, you measuring the size, which can be done with a tape measure. But how do you measure the tightness?? Is there a special gauge ?? Is it spring loaded with a little pointer and a calibrated scale ??
And what units is it measured in ?
John
If you can hold a pencil in there or indeed snap it your tight
If not, you need to practice more
Apparently wink

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13 Sep 2010

Grows like weeds and gets mowed every 2 or 3 days :lol2:

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13 Sep 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
Tan, I'm constantly in awe of the female species....is your work never done? xxx

Not with men around.
bolt

:lol2: Very true Foxy very true!
Never ever Wasteman! well maybe sometimes if your a happy single person with no kids or pets and a family that can do most things for themselves

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13 Sep 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
I fed the rabbit.....does that count?

Depends what you fed it. Carrots are good, Paxo might make it wonder what you are planning.
:laughabove:
I fed the dog to (oh and the family)
Just completely covered my son's were white/ now grass green and mud brown pe shorts in stain remover (seriously 'white' shorts for pe why?) and put them in the washer in the hope that the may come out a bit more white than when they went in, and cleaned half the school footy pitch out of his football boots :crazy:

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13 Sep 2010

Gave Dek's parents some home made pies
Fixed my sisters laptop without whining to much lol

And flirted ever so slightly with Dek's surgeon :lol2:, made him smile anyway

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13 Sep 2010

Quote by Lizaleanrob
If one more member of the family turns to me for 'simple' help this week I shall scream
:banghead:
For the record
I am not a doctor
Neither am I a vet
I am not a computer expert either but surely putting 'office' onto a laptop is not that hard!

depends how big your office is lol

More of a box under the stairs :lol2:

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12 Sep 2010

Brown or cream ones to go with the bedroom
I iron the sheets too redface

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12 Sep 2010

If one more member of the family turns to me for 'simple' help this week I shall scream

:banghead:
For the record
I am not a doctor
Neither am I a vet
I am not a computer expert either but surely putting 'office' onto a laptop is not that hard!

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12 Sep 2010

Start small wink

Lots of lube and a patient lady who had done it before :thumbup:
which isn't me sadly
Could try practising yourself with anal beads/fingers/very small vibrators before getting a lady involved? dunno

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10 Sep 2010

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
If only Meaty wink

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10 Sep 2010

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Have a look at the pure highway which is a DAB- FM transmitter so it receives DAB radio and re transmits it onto any FM radio, so you can use it in the house or in the car, you can plug in your headphones and use it as a mobile DAB radio or plug an MP3 player into it and use it to play your MP3's through any FM stereo. as most Fm radios have AM its probably the most versatile solution

If you do go down this route, then buy am aerial to replace the supplied aerial, it really makes a difference to the reception. I bought one for mine, and glad I did.
Went straight over my head that :crazy:
Is the transmitter to go with the radio? or instead of?
What hope have I got I can't even switch my own telly on!
the highway receives DAB radio signals. you can listen to them using headphones and its portable.
it also allows you to tune it in to any FM radio such as your car stereo or hifi, so you can listen through big speakers.
it also has a socket thingy that you can plug an ipod into, then you can play this through the big speakers too.
(feel free to ask if you ever need help getting turned on) :wink:
I think they were after something with speakers attached but will ask them, Thank you! xx
I never have a problem getting turned on :giggle: turning others on seems to be the problem :sad:

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10 Sep 2010

Quote by essex34m
Have a look at the pure highway which is a DAB- FM transmitter so it receives DAB radio and re transmits it onto any FM radio, so you can use it in the house or in the car, you can plug in your headphones and use it as a mobile DAB radio or plug an MP3 player into it and use it to play your MP3's through any FM stereo. as most Fm radios have AM its probably the most versatile solution

If you do go down this route, then buy am aerial to replace the supplied aerial, it really makes a difference to the reception. I bought one for mine, and glad I did.
Went straight over my head that :crazy:
Is the transmitter to go with the radio? or instead of?
What hope have I got I can't even switch my own telly on!

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10 Sep 2010

Tweeky Pain in the bum aint it

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10 Sep 2010

Quote by essex34m
Tan, both BBC 5 live and Talksport broadcast on DAB, and you can find some radios cheaper than £200 here.

You can thank me later ;)

Ah but the problem with DAB is not all channels are broadcast in every area, hence them wanting the DAB/AM/FM mix as they travel about a bit lol

Thanks for the link :thumbup:
kiss

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10 Sep 2010

Thanks will do that! x

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10 Sep 2010

A techy I need help post redface

I've been looking at radio's for someone's Christmas present but they want one that has DAB/FM/AM channels as they like FM but also like the AM channels for the sport
There doesn't seem to be much choice unless I want to spend £200 :crazy: which I don't (tightwad I know :giggle smile

They already have a 'normal' FM/AM portable radio so my question is do you know of a more affordable option that has all 3?
Over to you clever folk
worship

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9 Sep 2010

Quote by musketeer

Have you ever sent 30 mails in 1 go? it takes a while
I don't reply to all, for one, I would never have any perving time, I reply to those who have read our profile properly and put a little time and effort into their mail but for those who cant be bothered to read a few words (and I mean only a few) I don't feel bad not replying

Well wouldn't it be good to be able to send a message saying you haven't read the profile?
For me no, it tends to open up a whole other conversation and frankly I cant really be bothered to justify my reasons for not meeting, Some don't know how to take no for an answer
Like i said if they put the effort in they get a reply

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9 Sep 2010

Quote by musketeer
Well yes, if you're at the popular end of SH, vis young, female, or vwe you can afford to take that view, but for myself any response would be better than being ignored, and even if you are at the popular end and have (say) 30 replies from single males, how many take the trouble to offer an individual reply to all?

Have you ever sent 30 mails in 1 go? it takes a while
I don't reply to all, for one, I would never have any perving time, I reply to those who have read our profile properly and put a little time and effort into their mail but for those who cant be bothered to read a few words (and I mean only a few) I don't feel bad not replying
I get countless mail saying something like "hi, love the pics, I'm in the area on ....day and can meet up with you, my number is ......... get in touch" now because said people have not read my profile or if they have they choose to completely ignore the "not meeting at the minute" bit why should i bother myself with a reply?

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9 Sep 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
ummmmm favourite toy!!! we11 my co11ection has grown rapid1y in recent months as a11 my mates seem to be having ann summers parties, (how can i refuse to attend when its free wine and a night chatting about sex?) I have even had to get a bigger bag to put them a11 in 1o1....
But have to agree with the previous poster the bu11et is my favourite for now....a1so recent1y purchased a cock ring that your bu11et goes into so we have more ways to p1ay with it....
best raff1e prize i have won....

i have never been to an Ann Summers party,are they fun,and is the stuff cheaper than the shops,which are quite expensive?
They are normally the same price, you simply order through the hostess and the goods gets delivered up to 2 weeks after the party
I have known a couple who sell some of the outfits at reduced price if they are getting rid of stock though
We tend not to buy from ann summers but use cheaper online shops

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7 Sep 2010

I don't think there is any such thing as 'normal' when it comes to fantasies
Is it a fantasy you would like to see happen or happy just to think about it and get turned on by it and never actually see it happen?
If the latter I wouldn't worry about it and carry on as you are, the first option obviously carries it's own risks

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6 Sep 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
I'm looking forward to Christmas this year :bounce::bounce::bounce:
having the reminder every time I go in the spare room doesn't help since the decorations never made it back into the attic, they have been there for a whole year

Hey - what are you doing in my house?!!!!!!!
Eating your scones :lickface: :giggle:
Damn I knew I should have put them away.
<<<< hands over the clotted cream and home-made plum jam. (Don't have strawberry). Shall I pour the tea?
Home made plum jam :inlove: my favourite! and tea to, I shall have to come here more often :lol2:
PS. sort the spare room out, it's a tip :giggle:

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6 Sep 2010

Quote by foxylady2209
I'm looking forward to Christmas this year :bounce::bounce::bounce:
having the reminder every time I go in the spare room doesn't help since the decorations never made it back into the attic, they have been there for a whole year

Hey - what are you doing in my house?!!!!!!!
Eating your scones :lickface: :giggle:

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6 Sep 2010

I'm looking forward to Christmas this year :bounce::bounce::bounce:
having the reminder every time I go in the spare room doesn't help since the decorations never made it back into the attic, they have been there for a whole year redface

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5 Sep 2010

Quote by kentswingers777
Guys - read the original post again please. It is about getting changed - not being naked all day or wandering down the high street naked - just getting changed.
My reference was about British attitudes that just get all worked up over nothing as can be seen from following posts.

Hot you are correct....it sort of got around to nudity.
From my perspective getting changed as she described in her original comment I see nothing in particular wrong in that at all.
Tans comment about getting changed on the beach is I think what turned it around into nudity...maybe tan could clarify?
Changing out of wet clothes where only part nudity is seen in a public place, in other words seeing her in her bra, I think that is acceptable.
Doing it in Mcdonalds might get a different reaction though. wink

My comment was never supposed to be about full nudity just about getting changed and what everyone thought about it in general, but threads do go off on their own accord lol

it's all good though
My thoughts on nudity are that it's fine in the right place at the right time - as long as everyone present is happy with it.
There was a planning application (if that's the right word) to make part of the beach near me into a nudist beach, not sure what happened but there was plenty of up roar about it from the locals mainly because the beach is an open stretch so being on the main beach, the nudist bit would be in full view
I have never been fully nude in macdonalds although I may have been ever so slightly naughty in the toilets late one night a long time ago redface

DG get your tits out :giggle:

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