Who you calling a big kid?
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More here :bounce: and its laying well, may be able to make snow men by Saturday :lol2:
Who you calling a big kid?
Who you calling a big kid?
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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 42
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Hartlepool
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We have snow in Hartlepool :bounce:
Just need the temp to drop a bit more so the ground will freeze and it will lay properly
Just need the temp to drop a bit more so the ground will freeze and it will lay properly
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I pay about 45 ish with Sky for all 3, upto 10 meg bb (although can only get 4) all channels except sport and all my phone calls with some mobile calls free
Looking for a cheaper package though as I will probably go to freeview at some point
Looking for a cheaper package though as I will probably go to freeview at some point
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Maybe try asking in the munch thread? and possibly putting a rough area where you could be picked up from?
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Quote by poshkate
each to their own:
I love x factor...and yipee I'm a celebrity is back.
At a week-end I do not want to tax me grey matter...I just want to kick off me socks and chill with a glass of rose wine and a few crisps !!!!
I'm with you Dean
Love a bit of trash telly :bounce: Now when does dancing on ice start?
January apparently :bounce:
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The kids helping me make Christmas decorations for the cakes...
1 head to toe in icing sugar.. the other head to toe in edible glitter
:scared: at the state of my kitchen though
And feeding the cakes :lickface:
1 head to toe in icing sugar.. the other head to toe in edible glitter
:scared: at the state of my kitchen though
And feeding the cakes :lickface:
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Quote by Ian
Door to door sales rep's who don't take no for an answer
Put a notice under your doorbell.
If you wish to use my doorstep to market or sell any product or service, you will be charged £50 for the duration of your advertising pitch. Pressing the doorbell is your confirmation that you accept these terms and conditions.
:lol2: I likes that plan
I'm quite lucky that most of them go round in numerical order, starting at 1 - 4 which is directly opposite my house, I see them before they see me, Plenty of time to hide
The problem is when the 11 year old rushes to the door in a hope that one of his little friends has come visiting
"is your mam or dad in"
"Yes.. Maaaaaaaaaammmmmm Doooooooooorrrr....."
"oh ffs thanks son"
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People who don't put the butter/milk back in the fridge, soft butter is disgusting, as is room temperature milk, walk the 1.5 metre to the fridge ya lazy swine :mad:
People who use supermarkets as a gossip shop and jam up the isles to talk about jimbob from down the road and the weather or spend 20 minutes deciding over which loaf of bread to buy
The difference in volume when you change the channel on the TV or the change in volume from advert to advert
Pubs and shops playing Christmas songs in early November
The college kids who like to park where we live and dump their MacDonald lunch wrappers outside the car - just opening the window and dropping the bag out (I've taken to picking up said wrappers and putting them under their wipers along with a little note saying this is not a dumping ground, makes a lovely mess if they have had milkshake :lol2: )
Door to door sales rep's who don't take no for an answer
Things really high on shop shelves and when you ask a shop assistant for assistance they look at you like you have 2 heads. Sorry I am so short!
People who use supermarkets as a gossip shop and jam up the isles to talk about jimbob from down the road and the weather or spend 20 minutes deciding over which loaf of bread to buy
The difference in volume when you change the channel on the TV or the change in volume from advert to advert
Pubs and shops playing Christmas songs in early November
The college kids who like to park where we live and dump their MacDonald lunch wrappers outside the car - just opening the window and dropping the bag out (I've taken to picking up said wrappers and putting them under their wipers along with a little note saying this is not a dumping ground, makes a lovely mess if they have had milkshake :lol2: )
Door to door sales rep's who don't take no for an answer
Things really high on shop shelves and when you ask a shop assistant for assistance they look at you like you have 2 heads. Sorry I am so short!
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The bottom line?
Not having enough money for gas/electric/rent and not having enough money to put a half decent meal on the table
Anything left at the end of the week is a bonus
Not having enough money for gas/electric/rent and not having enough money to put a half decent meal on the table
Anything left at the end of the week is a bonus
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Quote by Dirtygirly
There's nothing stopping anyone doing their Christmas shopping at any time of year. It doesn't need to be splattered across the shops at this time of year. There was Christmas wrapping paper for sale in the shops in Edinburgh in September. Do your shopping whenever you like, but surely it's not such a big problem to wait till Christmas time to buy your wrapping paper? Or buy it in the January sales for the following year if you need to count the pennies.
I buy mine along with cards and any decorations in January at reduced prices, not because I might need to count the pennies, it just makes more sense in my world, I know that's sorted for the next year and I can't resist a bargain
That's the choice of the people. The choice of the retail market is to do it as early as possible and exploit the minds of children and dement the minds of parents.
I bought a box of chocolates for a friend's birthday a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't till I got home and started wrapping them that I noticed that they were Christmas chocolates. The box was pale blue but had baubles on it.
It'll teach me to be a little more observant but I don't want Christmas chocolates in October!
The Dome in George Street has had its Christmas decorations up for at least three weeks.
There's just no need.1st December is plenty soon enough.
*firmly in the bah humbug camp*
I have not seen any decorations up anywhere yet but I don't like to see then until December
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Yes it can be enough
I'm normally to greedy to let him though :giggle:
I'm normally to greedy to let him though :giggle:
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Erm none of the men at a push I would say the hamster for more of a ooh he's not to tall sorta thing
And only 1 of the women (Jo Frost)for some rather strange reason I would :lol2:
for more of a ooh he's not to tall sorta thingAnd only 1 of the women (Jo Frost)for some rather strange reason I would :lol2:
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Mince and dumplings
Stew
Home made rice pudding :lickface: complete with skin
Stew
Home made rice pudding :lickface: complete with skin
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Quote by Tan--Kinky
15th Oct 2009 - 7:52pm A phone call to say someone is comfortable and awake:D
I'm smiling because this was almost a year ago :smile:
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Quote by tweeky
I like that...
My own favourite of course would be 'Whose Cock is it Anyway'... blindfolded girls have to guess which man the cock belongs to.. using whatever the group decides.. lips, hands etc...
Or have something with holes and have them stuck through
Glory holes :lol:
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Not superstitious at all, My friend also does the magpie chant I personally don't understand any of it
Along with tea leaves readings, My tea leaves tell me to wash the cup
I personally don't understand any of it Along with tea leaves readings, My tea leaves tell me to wash the cup
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Can I have a little drop of something to settle my stomach :sad:
Then I may be able to have a nice alcoholic drink :twisted:
Then I may be able to have a nice alcoholic drink :twisted:
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Every cross dresser starts somewhere, usually in the house - Sex clubs are probably the next step for most.
The Thai lady boy certainly didn't wake up one day looking like that, He/she went through years of probably very stressful stuff to get to where they are
Maybe they don't really care what you think and are quite happy fulfilling the need they have in the way that they do, some take it further, some don't
The Thai lady boy certainly didn't wake up one day looking like that, He/she went through years of probably very stressful stuff to get to where they are
Maybe they don't really care what you think and are quite happy fulfilling the need they have in the way that they do, some take it further, some don't
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No thanks
I shall stick to my Marmite on toast and my chocolate tasting like erm chocolate
I shall stick to my Marmite on toast and my chocolate tasting like erm chocolate
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Quote by essex34m
I dread to think where she would put her SH pin when she goes to a munch.
On her bikini bottoms?
She's disappeared
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Quote by willxx69
Always a pleasure! :twisted:
Would you like a massage to go with that?
Will
Mmm please :rascal:
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I will have a large glass of the Chateauneuf-du-Pape please bartender :cheers: