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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 42
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Bambi
All the old people in morrisons panick buying lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

A lady jammed her finger after pushing me into the shelves earlier :lol2: Served her right!
Quote by SinSi
Dogs who lie on the floor of my side of the bed just waiting until I stick a foot out of the duvet (while I'm still asleep) to lick it :eeek:evilbanghead:uhoh:sillyhwoar:loon:scared::scared:blink
Fecking dog

As long as it's only your foot you stick out ofr a licking?!
Only the foot lol
I love proper books, the smell the feel, knowing that when I get into a good book I won't put it down until I have read every last page
Now an avid library user/ charity shop buyer since Dek refuses to buy me any more (I usually read 3+ a week) I also like to keep the books I read even though I may never read them again. Sometimes I look at a book on the shelf and remember where I was/when I read it
I wouldn't thank you for an electronic reader, a well used book has excellent charm something I doubt can ever be replaced
Quote by Dave__Notts
But you would do it in your usual sexy way kiss
Even when you are nocking ten shades out of someone on the floor, jumping on their back, stomping on them and dragging them through the house.........just cos they moved a tin.........is still sexy passionkiss
Dave_Notts

lol thank you! Not that I'd do that redface
Of course not innocent
Dave_Notts
People who move tins get what they deserve! it messes with the stock rotation innit :lol: and don't start on fridge magnets :giggle:
Dogs who lie on the floor of my side of the bed just waiting until I stick a foot out of the duvet (while I'm still asleep) to lick it :eeek:evilbanghead:uhoh:sillyhwoar:loon:scared::scared:blink
Fecking dog
Quote by Sarah
Dave_Notts
At least several of the large supermarkets / DIY shops have a buy 2 get 1 free on decorations, so you can go and get her some that are not broken!! Get the kids to carry them to the car, just in case you slip!!! lol

He would probably leave them on the roof of the car or something :lol2:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Alex always brings them down on the 1st January.
Dave_Notts

Does she not trust you to help? lol
Do you blame her?? :lol: :lol:
I am allowed to carry the boxes up the ladder to the loft...........mind you, after I dropped one last year and the box now tinkles when slightly shaken, I am unsure if that job has been taken off my to do list :angel:
Dave_Notts
I really don't blame her
Imagines some trip to A&E to remove baubles from unspeakable places :shock: :giggle:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Alex always brings them down on the 1st January.
Dave_Notts

Does she not trust you to help? lol
My son's school was closed on Monday, think it had more to do with teachers not getting in than the weather as he got the school bus as usual they got to school and were told to come home, no update on the website to say that until after 11 am which was a whole load of use lol
Its a town centre school with most kids living under 3 mile away (and buses for those living >2 mile away so I can only presume it was the teachers and not the kids that were the problem
Son and his friend were complaining of being bored by 9 am
I used to put them up round about now usually when Dek was away, this year probably will go up in a couple of weeks :sad:
Quote by Kaznkev
Clash of the titans.
Tie me up tie me down or The Secretary

The secretary
White Christmas or A Christmas carol
Have not watched either this year innocent
wave Nice to see you posting again. Hopefully we will see you next week unless we get snowed in :twisted:
I wouldn't mind sitting on Santa's knee :twisted:
Raffle prizes?
free entry into the local sex club?
Ann Summers gift vouchers
Edible underwear