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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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oh i forgot one of my biggies the annual showing of The Snowman
watched it every year since i was little never miss it
band aid "do they know its christmas"
wham "last christmas"
bing crosby "white christmas"
frank sinatra "let it snow"
"rocking around the christmas tree"
"walking in the air"
cool
its not xmas without choccie and lots of it lol lol
gotta have some snow to
or even just a good hard frost to make it look a little wintry
and a trifle for xmas day tea thats a must redface
Quote by sword-stileto
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i do that with dek
always get one obvious one
me- is it a necklace? dek- what makes ya ask that? me- u buy me one every year! dek them smiles lol so i know its a necklace smile

Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents

does she smell them to? i do
Shes been known to lol
i do it all the time..
worst ive been was last year a pressy of me mate was a smallish square box and i collect cherished teddies so i was certain it was one, come xmas day it was a terries chocolate orange my nose let me down lol
Quote by Ukwineman
paint encrusted slacks holey jumper

has it been blessed then confused
yup blessed for the virtue of decorating lol lol lol
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i do that with dek
always get one obvious one
me- is it a necklace? dek- what makes ya ask that? me- u buy me one every year! dek them smiles lol so i know its a necklace smile
Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents

does she smell them to? i do
My Family :moon:
One Foot In The Grave rotflmao
Billy Connelly :giggle:
Most films with Steve Martin in :lol2:
Eddie Murphy cool
Films with John Candy innocent
Shameless :evil2:
2 pints :uhoh:
programmes like little britain the fast show, tittybangbang,catherine tate, dads army, steptoe,monty python, mighty boosh and faulty towers i dont really see the funny side apart from an odd few clips
Quote by Freckledbird

Ah well, I'm wrong again - nothing new these days!

rotflmao kiss kiss
Welcome to my world!!
cool
Yeah, however do we sleep at night? lol
horlicks cool lol lol
back to the thread, i often write imo in my posts not because im not confident in what im saying but things often seem very different written down, sometimes it can be taken wrongly or people can take offence, by writing imo Im letting people know that, that is my viewpoint only, not always the right one but its mine.
Same as if i use emotions or not, serious posts i tend not to bother silly posts i do put them in. I think a few others on here read the same ways as me as use emotions for the same purpose
mar i love you paul masson rose
omg i love it,, infact any paul massons its fooking lush
Quote by jaymar
so where is hannahrose? i would like to hear from her again, and get to the bottom of her angst!
*Is* your husband completely unsatisfying?? are all the guys you've had random "trysts" with on here equally unsatisfying?? are you endlessly in search of a REAL man??
and what does it take to become as popular jaymar?!? biggrin

Here I am and yes, no and yes.
No sex at home in celibate marriage now. Have met great guys from here but they tend to meet a few times, have fun then fuck off!! Nothing is lasting. I've had good sex but that's it, no substance, too shallow for me perhaps so it dwindles and dies.
I only ever wanted a regular man to swing with, enjoy anything and everything. Don't want a stable full just a choice stallion for fun and friendship....it's the friendship perhaps that gets missed out on.
HOWEVER, things are on the turn. wink
Many thanks for all your replies I feel quite overcome and will certainly stick around here because there are good guys out there it's just finding them that causes all this angst!
HAPPY CHRISTMAS one and all.
HR xx
At last!..someone who posts, receives a massive amount of 'varied' opinions, reads, digests and thanks for all 'opinions'. So many times someone posts, doesn't like what is said, writes the "I'm away and won't be back bit"... rolleyes
Well done you Hannahrose, I don't entirely understand your reasons but you've got my respect kiss
yup u got mine to lol keep on posting
Quote by de_sade
The moral of this story is if your gonna do the dirty dont go bragging about it. Otherwise you might not like what you hear.

who's been bragging?
Maverick.
dunno
Quote by Stormwalker

Green T shirt, blue paint covered jeans and walking boots. Hair un-brushed chin un-shaved.

oooohhh stormy post a piccy, post a piccy :smitten: :smitten:
I can’t do that…… :shock: people are having their tea.
we have very strong stomachs us ladies cool
Quote by Freckledbird
some people should learn to be content with themselves before looking for a relationship.

So as a highly sexual woman I should be content to do without it for the rest of my life.
You must be joking. :cry:
Ignore him, he's just trying to wind people up. You're entitled just like everyone else. kiss
mad mad mad
He's stating his point of view. Much as people don't like it, he's completely entitled to do that.
yes he is very much entitled to his point of view but his posts in my opinion are like reading sweeping statements and/or trying to imply things
Quote by bbw_lover
The moral of this story is if your gonna do the dirty dont go bragging about it. Otherwise you might not like what you hear.

who's been bragging?
dunno dunno dunno
Some things are meant to confuse us.
seems so cool
Quote by sword-stileto
So if people are wanting to leave so badly, why are they joining in the first place?

i cant even begin to imagine what they see or go through and imo a job many could not do
if they are so desperate to leave maybewhat they joined for wasnt happening.. not explaining this very well am i
hypothetically take joe bloggs wanting to join the army to protect his country....... he joins and goes to war.... but during said war many thousands of innocent people get killed.... joe bloggs thinks to himself i did not join army to kill innocent people...... joe bloggs then wants to leave at any cost.
I think it may be the amount of time between tours of duty from 1 hotspot to another they might be serving in 1 place come back have a period of leave but once they have had that its time to do courses & cadres to get new skills , exercises & train for the next active tour .
The trouble is we have cut our armed forces down & put more pressure on them with more & more active tours of duty .
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Quote by easyease
some people should learn to be content with themselves before looking for a relationship.

hmmmm are you aiming that at anyone in particular or just at "some" people ?
Quote by easyease
The moral of this story is if your gonna do the dirty dont go bragging about it. Otherwise you might not like what you hear.

who's been bragging?
Quote by AtomCom2001
So if people are wanting to leave so badly, why are they joining in the first place?

i cant even begin to imagine what they see or go through and imo a job many could not do
if they are so desperate to leave maybewhat they joined for wasnt happening.. not explaining this very well am i
hypothetically take joe bloggs wanting to join the army to protect his country....... he joins and goes to war.... but during said war many thousands of innocent people get killed.... joe bloggs thinks to himself i did not join army to kill innocent people...... joe bloggs then wants to leave at any cost.
War always, has always and will always have innocent people involved.... That is a known fact.
yes you are right but unless we have been there none of us can possibly imagine the things they see. ive seen the army change people to beyond recognition personally but i still come no where near to understanding what they must go through
Quote by AtomCom2001
So if people are wanting to leave so badly, why are they joining in the first place?

i cant even begin to imagine what they see or go through and imo a job many could not do
if they are so desperate to leave maybewhat they joined for wasnt happening.. not explaining this very well am i
hypothetically take joe bloggs wanting to join the army to protect his country....... he joins and goes to war.... but during said war many thousands of innocent people get killed.... joe bloggs thinks to himself i did not join army to kill innocent people...... joe bloggs then wants to leave at any cost.
a stained red top auld jeans miss naughty slippers and hair half heartedly tied in a bun with bits sticking out
the picture of sexyness eh cool
Quote by annejohn
good point example if you buy beef from a good traditional butcher it will be brown because he has hung it at 1 cor 2 degrees for days before putting it on display. supermarkets pack it far too fresh and then put it under red virtually give away any that starts to look how it should .to get a really tender steak the enzymes need time to work.

:thumbup: a not very well known fact