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Tan____Kinky
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
Straight Male, 67
0 miles · Hartlepool

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Quote by Dave__Notts
I like it.......... cool
more plces to hide.............. rolleyes

Why wouid you want to hide plces.......and what is a plce dunno
bolt
Dave_Notts
Public Limited Company'es
dunno
lol
Quote by Phishbone2501
Dont get me wrong, I like large and medium sized breasts. I like the way the bounce and move when a little action is on the go.
I just havnt met anyone small breasts, flat chested so to speak and would love to.

wave completely pancake chested here :giggle:
Quote by deancannock
not sure if this is a generalisation....but I have found that ladies with smaller breasts have larger...and most wonderful nipples.

I have mahoosive nipples to :rascal:, Someone said they were the biggest they had ever seen redface
Quote by ScarletTheHarlot
Tan you lovely woman, you are an inspiration to me - and it's thanks to your scores that I'm daring to enter this competition (lol)
Ms Scarlett xx

More competition :bounce: :twisted:
Quote by noladreams
Ooooh I reckon Miss Scarlett may be one to give even that Tan Kinky a run for her money! :giggle:
This month's results could be interesting!

I've beaten my highest score this month though :shock: :giggle:
Oh ffs woman - give us mere mortals a chance! :doh:
OK I wont count any more points this month :giggle: so get your finger out or in :twisted:
Quote by Witchy
Tan, I thought you were frigid! lol

Its a big fat rumour redface redface
Quote by noladreams
Ooooh I reckon Miss Scarlett may be one to give even that Tan Kinky a run for her money! :giggle:
This month's results could be interesting!

I've beaten my highest score this month though :shock: :giggle:
Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper! lol is my preferred choice
Actual choice is weetabix, golden nuggets, or toast which serves as breakfast come dinner as I don't eat first thing either
Quote by mancunian
It's a cold, wet, miserable night and you're driving home. Ping the fuel light goes on, and the fuel computer says there is 50 miles left in the tank. Home is 60 miles away Fuel is close at hand but needs a 10 minute detour adding to your journey time, but there is a garage nearer home on your route. Decision time, and you select to go the distance.
Ping 25 miles left in the tank, and your best guess is that it's 15 to the filling staion, just 10 left at the end. Will you make it? Probably, but the nagging doubts are starting to move about in your head. You start to wish you had made that detour now.
Ping 10 miles left in the tank and it's about 5 miles to the filling station. Holy cow it's getting close and panic is starting to rise as you watch the fuel miles appear to drop quicker that the miles you are travelling. Theres a real confict in your pants as your backside fights with your brain trying desparatly not to soil you pants. You're red hot, but the car is freezing. Where is that filling station?
There it is, there it is. Thank God. You coast in with 2 miles fuel left, heave a sigh of relief and fill the tank. You gaze at the fuel quantity that you put in and realise that the tank really was dry. Silenty you vow to yourself never to do that again.
It's a cold, wet, miserable night................
Been there, done that. Hands up all those that have done it too. Errm just rephrase that, hands up in the air those that have done that. I know how some of the barmpots think on this site.

No never gone from Dover through the dartford tunnel on an empty tank redface redface redface redface redface redface redface we made it luckily although I was :scared: at the prospect of breaking down in the middle of the tunnel
Our excuse all the filling stations were on the wrong side of the motorway or closed, but to actually fill up in Dover what a silly idea :doh:
Quote by anais
I have about 5 lovely luxurious hairs on my nipples!
Cum on you horny ladies... Chase me!!! bolt


:uhoh: bolt
That would make some chest rug Tan.... would need hoovering every day :lol2:
Might need some *hard as nails* to stick it on....
:giggle:
Quote by Horny_cpl_2007
Thank you biggrin
Managed to find one reasonably close to home, just mailed the organiser to see if we're allowed wink
k xx

Not allowed sorry lol
:welcome: back and I look forward to seeing you in June kiss
Quote by redpantherman
I have about 5 lovely luxurious hairs on my nipples!
Cum on you horny ladies... Chase me!!! bolt


:uhoh: bolt
Quote by redpantherman
like I need a freekin sun, tan! :fuckinghell:

It was a present from me to you. You ungrateful barsteward!
bolt
:giggle:
5 foot 1 & 1/2 an inch is massively tall to a toddler :lol2:
Waits for Splendid to pick on my height again :cry:
:giggle:
Quote by sparkysw
wow - all these women who like hairy - why is it that on ads/TV/magazines - its all smooth chested guys?? the last hairy-chested guy on telly was sean connery and tom selleck

and look how the ladies swoon at their feet...is there anyone that doesn't have a soft gaga thing for the man Sean Connery? lol
Me wave
but Tom Selleck

hump :rascal:
Gaga!
lots of daydreams here, about anything and everything
A common one is living somewhere we went on holiday (would probably need to win Euro millions to afford the house)
Having the fantasy car/selection of them cool
The sort of house I would have if money was no issue redface
Being alive in a different era (I would like to have lived with the Victorians)
Dream jobs
Being famous because of job
lots more redface redface redface redface
Quote by jimbar2006
Thanks for the advice. We will look into a munch....whatever that is lol
Have been to a few clubs but we are quite shy as well so that probably don't help us.
Just to point out, we are not novices, but it just seems that interested couples are VERY few and far between.
Never mind....onwards and upwards lol
Barbie

Munch Definition clicky wink
Quote by flower411
Does anybody else remember when they changed all the STD codes and added the one`s ??
There was a recorded message if you dialed the old code .....it was a multiple crossed line !! You could talk to loads of people simultaneously.
Please don`t say I`m the only one that was there !! redface

I remember them bringing in the 01 but then again I still put my old area code for my "now" phone number even though its been different for 5 years :doh:
I'm not spoiled :shock:
We used to have an Atari. It was the only games "thingy" we owned. We were allowed it 1 hour a week per child
Cartoons didn't exist either nope they did not, apparently we lived to far from the mast to pick up the signal for cartoons and the signal was only good enough to watch after we had gone to bed (yeah we fell for that one) rolleyes
We have a remote but it has no batteries, no idea where they went :angel:
I cant work an Ipod lol
I don't own a microwave I reheat in the oven
I used to tape of the radio until a couple of years ago and on the odd occasion I still record films of the TV
We owned 1 bike which we had to share between 3, If it was not your day you had to walk cool
The only internet I used before I was 21 was limited use at school or college redface
I still write letters and post them by walking to the post box
By Tan (an elderly 25 year old)
bolt
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Geoff
perhaps getting you profile changed to a couple and adding some info will get more responses for what you are looking for

I've tried to add my wife's details to my profile, but it doesn't change them after I submit it...?
You need to pay to change from a single to a couple or vice versa unless you find a nice mod/op wink
My sons teacher is male, He doesn't stand out any more than his previous female teachers do but he is a fantastic teacher with huge amounts of patience like all teachers have but to be teaching a class of 10 - 12 mainly ADHD kids I don't fancy his job redface
I don't think it's the male influence just a difference approach to teaching that makes a great teacher and a sense of humour goes some way towards that
I can do most diy I always do it alone though lol lol
I am not doing it wrong I am doing it differently :angel:
I have grey hairs (quite a lot) but I don't dye my hair because of the grey, I do it when I fancy a change lol

Not to much not to little is my personal preference :lol2: something a little bit like the pic redface
but hairy or smooth, its all good biggrin Some don't look great smooth others don't look great hairy wink
Quote by Browneyes71
There have already been several different people replying to this thread. That leads me to believe that at least the people who have posted here will turn up. That's not a bad start. I think that we should try to do something very relaxed in a pub on a date that everyone who's been looking at this thread finds convenient. What say you?

Unfortunately its not that simple :cry: There is a zillion things that can happen between someone putting their name down to attend a social and the actual date. That is life and doesn't account for those who confirm and then don't show with no warning or anything, but they may not be to blame either confused Its all hit & miss and guessing