I suppose if you are a dickhead you could do the two in one shot.
Thanks guys for all the wonderful advice.
I suppose I could move north, but then I wouldn't be able to understand anybody, would oi moy luvver.
Sgot a job to undstan wot's goin on ere let alone up thar
Judy thanks for the offer.
Are you sure about this 'cos I thought we were all southern softies.
I suppose you're not talking just about phone numbers being exchanged.
Now where could I get a huge throbbing cock from so that I can take a picture.
I think I may have opened a can of worms with that one
The first time I posted a question I was told it had already been done before.
The trouble with being new on this site is that somebody else has already had your idea. But here goes anyway.
Can anybody explain why so many photo ads are from up north and not in the South and South West. We are just as horny down here, in fact if you believe the papers, we're healthier and got more money. But I think that must be everybody else.
Why oh why??
(I'm sure somebody will tell me that I'm a pratt again and should have checked some directory somewhere)
Jags. just to remind you I am a teacher as well!
Maybe we could start a thread about things that teachers do. Or don't do! Or should do!
Sorry to do the teacher bit Venus, but is 'bloking' a type of ailment.
or is it where everything is absolutely perfect.
(I suppose the S**T is about to hit the fan)
So there is a special cock measuring ruler.
Does anybody know the address of Ronco, the company that has lots of interesting ideas?
Sorry SC.
I know it isn't a thread about teachers but how many other threads stay on track.
It is the summer holidays (WOOO HOOO) and we are enjoying them and hoping to relieve a bit of stress on here.
I'm interested in what 'potential' sex is! I don't want to change tack again, but has anybody any ideas. i would have thought that people who have potential sex are called wankers. If that's the case I've had potential sex.
Is it like the phrase 'I had sex nearly every day last week'
I nearly had sex on Sunday, nearly had sex on Monday, nearly had sex....
I'm beginning to notice the same trend.
Teachers writing in a thread about teachers! It's probably because of the ridiculously long holidays they get, nothing better to do! And we know they only work half a day. And it's their fault that kids can't read. If they did the job properly instead of of spending all their time drinking coffee in the staff room then....
OOPS, sorry got a bit carried away there.
I think somebody ought to give me a detention for that!
An extension of this idea is to supply a facitlity to enter a county. Or put a note in the registration section to add a county to the location. Then just do a search on the county/adjacent counties' name.
Sorry. Now I feel a pratt!
We're always being told that we should leave the toilet seat down. WHY?
The seat is the bit that has been added, so it is an extra. Therefore logically it should be left up.
The added bonus is that we won't piss all over it ready for the ladies to sit down.
To add!
A man goes into the chemist to buy some deodrant.
The chemist said. 'Do you want the ball type?'
The man replied, 'No thanks the underarm type'
Being a teacher, I've got to be an expert on this!
I think we ought to extend the original idea.
Those that can do, those that can't teach, and those that can't teach, teach others to teach!
Ouch!!
I got to thinking about what I said earlier, a classroom full of 16 year olds measuring willies.
'OK class if you could just pair up boys with girls, and measure his willy!'
'Sir, he's just come over the ruler'
Never mind, just wait 5 minutes and try again'
(5 minutes, those were the days)
Hi Everyone.
I placed an ad on here once requesting one of the special cock measuring rulers, and I didn't get one reply.
Let's look at the technicalities of this. Where are they measured from? I think some guys stick the end of the ruler up their ass before measuring. Personally I blame the teachers not making sure that kids these days know the difference between centimetres and inches. (I'm a maths teacher, BTW) Although it might not be considered good classroom practice to get the class to measure their willies.
Let's face it, us average guys are on to a winner. We're in the majority, (hence the word 'average') and if women waited for Mr VWE every time, they wouldn't be getting much of a shagging.
I'm very happy with mine and wouldn't change it for the world!
(Alright that was a lie, but not going to happen is it?)
I've only just discovered this forum thanks to a couple of friends.
I couldn't agree more about writing in proper English. We ignore any messages done in texting shorthand, mostly because I don't understand it, but also because there is no space limitation (within reason) to justify doing it. You have plenty of time to write messages and ads so why do it?
As a footnote, I remember being told at school that you can follow a comma with 'and' if it forms part of a list.
