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26 Jul 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
Last nite, with Calista
At Liberation, In the jacuzzi AND the exhibitionist room AND one of the playrooms ;)
Only had chance to play with each other as we were 'hand hold' a couple of friends there on their first very nervous visit :smile2:

He forgot :!: about the session when we got home as well rolleyes

rolleyes

Had a great time last night ....... just need some playmates there next time.
I wasnt counting that one as it didnt quite go to plan....
On the way home we were scheming and planning a night of sordid sex but the reality was as soon as we got home tiredness hit us both like a brick wall banghead

banghead

and it ended up as a cramp peppered quickie sad

sad

I'm sorry you ain't telling me that your erection was just cramp!!!!!!! :shock: confused

confused

No the erection was about the only part of my body that DIDNT cramp up, got cramp in my legs AND stomach!?!?!?!? dunno

dunno

I'm a little worried that your dedication to the site has gone too far.
Do you two never talk at home any more
:dunno:

25 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
Again a fairly high achiever here ... (not that I'm bragging) and whilst I come across as very confident online I do suffer terribly with shyness ... I can't approach anyone at all (unless it's business and then it's because I immediately have the upper hand).
I registered back in June but it took me almost a month to really get posting ...

Wow! Didn't think you were the shy type Calista.
I never thought I was shy until I came on here. I am very shy about posting on here but in my 'real' life, I can talk to anybody. Maybe this site brings out our alter egos.

25 Jul 2004

Are we back to oxymorons again??

25 Jul 2004

:twisted: Is that trouser snakes?

25 Jul 2004

Well I did my bit and looked it up. The only explanation I can find is

Det Ã¥ tilfredstille seg selv sexuelt. Ophisicism : Skriv ut beskrivelse Send
denne til noen du kjenner. Ã… ta levende slanger opp i vagina eller anus. ...

Non the bloody wiser dunno

dunno

25 Jul 2004

surprised

My first mouthful of tea!
lol

lol

Thanks Calista, and on my 50th as well.

25 Jul 2004

And I couldn't resist the next bit. surprised

surprised

When adding something to the end of bukkake such as: ta (makes it past tense) te(command, such as do it) or teru(present) or tai(want to do)

I would have thought the polite thing was to always add ta at the end of a bukkake :jagsatwork:

25 Jul 2004

:shock:
There's more

believe it or not Japan even has a soup called bukkake udon.

Could this be added to the finger buffet for the NW Munch?

25 Jul 2004

What an interesting way to spend Sunday afternoon when the family are at the cinema watching Thunderbirds.
Sad I know, but looked this up.

Bukkake in Japanese is base form of a verb, as it stands alone it is a noun. Bukkake means splash or heavy squirt.

25 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Have i suddenly had a sex change i thought i was Steve.
Steve,xxx

Sunday afternoons eh?? Fell asleep watching Star Trek and only had one eye open.:giggle:
Sorry Steve

25 Jul 2004

:yawn:
I've just woken up. Have I missed something??

25 Jul 2004

Clare. Does that work with women as well? dunno

dunno

There's a woman that walks past my house everyday and I really like the look of her. Can I claim her if she ever stops long enough. :bounce:

25 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
In fact I'm sure my local bank has an exchange rate of 3.7 Bogalivian Penis to the Pound.

Ice. Does that mean Bogalivian Penis' are bigger or smaller than English Penis'
I'm sure I've heard the saying, 'You don't get many of them to the pound'
Or is that tits? lol

lol

25 Jul 2004

What about a one eyed piccolo. Just right for playing those tunes on blast

blast

25 Jul 2004

kiss

Don't you just love a woman to look like a woman!!! :kiss:

25 Jul 2004

My third new thread, and PLEASE let it be original!! banghead

banghead

Have you ever wondered what the best thing was before sliced bread? dunno

dunno

25 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I think both Rocky and Ice have a point, but you are doing fine, and are not an outsider. Thats just a state of mind

Thanks Angel. :love:
I don't feel like an outsider, the vibes I've had have been very good. (That's the vibes I've got on here, not by playing with my wife's latest aquisition) (spelling?????) :welcome:
Maybe I ought to introduce myself properly lol

lol

I'm Rich, and unfortunately that's my name, not my status. Only really been into this for about 6 months, but have had a great time. Wifey and I have tried lots of things but never a full swap yet. Maybe one day.
I think the munches must be the thing to do, but living in Bristol makes that difficult. So will probably give that a miss.
Anyway, thanks for the welcome and I'll look forward to being part of the in crowd soon. wink

wink

24 Jul 2004

As a newcomer I have found it difficult to join in some of the threads as you all know each other so well. It is like a stranger being on the outside of a group of friends who all know the 'in' jokes.
If you check the threads you will notice that the majority of the chat is between probably no more than about two dozen people.
When you are part of a group of friends, it is difficult to understand how difficult it is for somebody else to become part of that group. Some of the humour is difficult to understand as it is so much linked to what has gone before.
Just an observation as a newbie. And I know it takes a while to become part of a group,

24 Jul 2004

Quote by Reese
Cool! You appear to have a prehensile sphincter!! :P

Reese, is a sphincter an egyptian word for asshole? dunno

dunno

24 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
I can lift two bags of sugar tied together with cord off the floor with mine...?

Call me picky but how did you discover that you could do that? :upset:

24 Jul 2004

Hi Judy. :thumbup:
After reading another of your posts mentioning kids, you seem to be having a bad time of it at the mo. It will be nice when your offspring repay you all those "loans". (Oh yeah!). But can't you remember when you were that age.
Don't you just appreciate the fact that they are inventing so many things. :shock:
They are the first to play music really loud, they can teach us a few things about dressing in cool, trendy gear, (does that age me?), they have taught us how to hang about in big groups on street corners, and of course we never had bottles of cider from the offy. (Does anybody remember brown split) drinkies

drinkies

We should be thanking them for the richness that they are bringing to out lives.

23 Jul 2004

I think you've got the wrong idea.
I try to get down on my knees at least once a day, or if I can't then the good wife always manages it.
wave

wave

23 Jul 2004

Quote by commuter
Hi,
I'm a rep & travel with work a lot. I've got this real fetish which started when I accidently looked up a womans skirt in my local sainsbury's. She flashed me & then followed me round on a quiet tues evening. I ended up with her standing next to me as I was kneeling down to pick up a tin of tomatoes. I took the risk & touched her ankle. She got closer. In the end I fingerfucked her quietly there & then thru her panties.

Mrs Fac. DID come home one day with a big smile on her face after shopping. lol

lol

But Commuter, can you stop somewhere else next time as I am fed up eating tomatoes. :evil2:

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Ian20
thats right im up for anything! but you hate london! lol....anyway im off to fuck someone right now! but im free later if anyones interested

Is that about 5 minutes later?

23 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
OMG I'm a bigamist .... I'm married to TheFacilitator and I didn't even know it!!!!! :shock:

Now I know why I have sex twice a day! lol

lol

23 Jul 2004

Quote by mal609
You actually don't even need to work it out - click on their profile and it is already worked out for you!
Mal

But Mal, what else would I do all day? dunno

dunno

:small-print:
Except finish the kitchen
Paint the lounge
Do the garden.......
Well done Reese, Somerset will rule one day! :bs:

23 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Bloody hell, you didn`t waste any time did you?!
GET A LIFE!!! :wink:

Couldn't resist doing the maths. I know I'm on holiday but..... :twisted:
Venus your average works out at about 42 postings a week since you joined. :idea:
Reese's works out at about 55. So not a lot in it!! smile

smile

I think we all need to get a life, especially me for working it out.

23 Jul 2004

Quote by roger743
Well don't keep it shut when you're making jokes like that. :lol: :lol:

And here was me thinking I'd offended Everybody

23 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
:twisted: evil

Sorry! Not directed at anybody. Just seemed to fit the moment! banghead

banghead

I'm still learning when to keep my gob shut! redface

redface

23 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
16 year olds should be playing with their marbles and conkers and reading the beano
not reading swinging sites
:twisted:

I bet all 16 year olds play with their conkers