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Quote by Ice Pie
Could I just add that I think the old "we have had loads of replies to our ad" bit is unnecessary and tactless. Your correspondant is not going to feel great about being told he or she is just a little fish in very big pond, and won't be impressed by what could be seen as bragging. Just stick to the point.
Ice
Ice. Good point but not bragging.
The sentence actually says 'We have had lots of replies and it has been difficult to choose'
The first half of the sentence is a precursor to the second, and I feel quite fair.
Rich
Not an expert, in fact not even experienced, but we have had a few MMF threesomes. Like you, we had lots of replies from single (I think) males and we replied to all that warranted a reply. (We didn't bother with 'text me on *******.... ' and such like)
We always replied something like.
Dear John,
Thanks very much for your reply to our ad. As you will realise, we have had lots of replies and it has been difficult for us to choose. We do however have a certain type of person in mind and will always choose someone who seems to fit our ideal.
We were very impressed with your letter to us but unfortunately you do not quite fit with what we are looking for. I am sure that you will find someone whom you appeal to very soon as you have been very polite and open in your reply.
Good luck
R & G
I don't think we ever had a rude reply from that, in fact lots of guys wrote to show their appreciation that we had written back.
Rich
We always replied something like.
Dear John,
Thanks very much for your reply to our ad. As you will realise, we have had lots of replies and it has been difficult for us to choose. We do however have a certain type of person in mind and will always choose someone who seems to fit our ideal.
We were very impressed with your letter to us but unfortunately you do not quite fit with what we are looking for. I am sure that you will find someone whom you appeal to very soon as you have been very polite and open in your reply.
Good luck
R & G
I don't think we ever had a rude reply from that, in fact lots of guys wrote to show their appreciation that we had written back.
Rich
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So Sven please tell us ...you seem able to score at will........................................................
so why can''t your team:
*In Dodgy Swedish Accent
You vill notice that my team did very vell in the recent Euro 2004. Sweden scored many times and I vill always make sure that they have zee best players.
Sven XX
Perfect body shape :DAfter seeing the thread about secrets in a relationship, I wondered if people choose to tell their everyday friends that they swing.
We don't, not because we are ashamed that we are doing something wrong, but because we don't think that they will understand something that is considered against the normal moral constraints.
We don't, not because we are ashamed that we are doing something wrong, but because we don't think that they will understand something that is considered against the normal moral constraints.
For me I was lonelier in my first marriage than at any other time in my life. People find it hard to believe that you can be lonely when you are with someone, but I spent many a lonely evening, on my own, sat next to my wife.
We were obviously not meant to be together and split up when we had three boys under the age of four.
Then I was lucky enough to meet the most wonderful person in the world and I have never looked back.
Judy, you are right that there are some who like their own company, I'm afraid I don't and to be with somebody like my wife now is heaven. We are still very much in love after being together for 18 years and our daughters are always complaing that 'is it love week or something' as we still kiss and cuddle.
The only time I get lonely now is when she is not there and my heart still jumps a beat when I turn up and see her car outside the house, knowing she is going to be there.
We were obviously not meant to be together and split up when we had three boys under the age of four.
Then I was lucky enough to meet the most wonderful person in the world and I have never looked back.
Judy, you are right that there are some who like their own company, I'm afraid I don't and to be with somebody like my wife now is heaven. We are still very much in love after being together for 18 years and our daughters are always complaing that 'is it love week or something' as we still kiss and cuddle.
The only time I get lonely now is when she is not there and my heart still jumps a beat when I turn up and see her car outside the house, knowing she is going to be there.
hwoar: WOW!!! You are Gorgeous :phwoar:
Quote by Ice PieIn a 0 G environment maybe, but not here on Earth.
Incidentally, speaking of bikes, did you know that due to its gyroscopic properties, a moving bike can stand up straight without a rider, and if there's a rider, it can lean over at any angle and still travel in a straight line?
On the contrary, in zero gravity a rotating axis will continue to rotate, whereas in a gravity field the axis, if tilted, will return to the straight position.
No, are you confusing a gravity free situation with a vacuum?
You can have a 0g non-vacuum in which there would be friction and the gyro would slow, you can have a vacuum in a gravity field that would continue to rotate.
On the second bit, I can see where you are coming from, but the axis would only return
parallel to gravity if the axis is suspended non-centrally.
M
No, I wasn't confusing zero G with vacuum, I was ignoring friction for the purposes of that specific argument. I recognise that even in a vacuum a gyro is not a perpetual motion machine because it has friction between its own moving parts.
With regard to the axis, I have changed my mind and would now like to talk about spinning tops.
Do you think this site should be renamed SwingingScientistHeaven
Just to let you know that it can happen to men as well.
When me and wifey first got interested in trying something, I got chatting to a woman on another site and because we didn't know any different at the time, I arranged to meet her.
The hotel was duly booked and off I drove. Because it was the first time that I had done anything, I was very keen on the meet.
The moment I met her I knew it was going to be a disaster. There was absolutely no chemistry for me but I felt obliged to stay because I wasn't confident to be able to turn around and leave.
As you can imagine, the inevitable happened, or should I say didn't happen, and I could not wait to get away at a suitable moment.
Probably won't make you feel better about what happened but I've learnt something from it, and Vix I am sure you will.
Rich
When me and wifey first got interested in trying something, I got chatting to a woman on another site and because we didn't know any different at the time, I arranged to meet her.
The hotel was duly booked and off I drove. Because it was the first time that I had done anything, I was very keen on the meet.
The moment I met her I knew it was going to be a disaster. There was absolutely no chemistry for me but I felt obliged to stay because I wasn't confident to be able to turn around and leave.
As you can imagine, the inevitable happened, or should I say didn't happen, and I could not wait to get away at a suitable moment.
Probably won't make you feel better about what happened but I've learnt something from it, and Vix I am sure you will.
Rich
Neil.
Have had a little (self taught) experience with fixing PCs.
A couple of things seem to spring to mind as they happened to me.
1) Is the m/c actually getting past the memory check stage? If not then try swapping the mem chips with another m/c. Careful with that one as the P133 probably uses PC100 and your Celeron is prob. using PC133.
2) If the hard drive has taken a knock, then it is possible that the heads are now out of alignment. It is very simple to swap the HD from another m/c. Even put the new one into the P133. Could be a problem there though if you haven't got enough RAM to load the special Windows s/w. Reboot the m/c and see what happens on both of them. At least if it works, that will eliminate the hard drive and memory, then only really the M/B left.
3) A really way out idea! If you needed to set DIP switches on the M/B, have they been reset by the knock. Had this happen to a friend's puter once and just couldn't figure it out.
Rich
Have had a little (self taught) experience with fixing PCs.
A couple of things seem to spring to mind as they happened to me.
1) Is the m/c actually getting past the memory check stage? If not then try swapping the mem chips with another m/c. Careful with that one as the P133 probably uses PC100 and your Celeron is prob. using PC133.
2) If the hard drive has taken a knock, then it is possible that the heads are now out of alignment. It is very simple to swap the HD from another m/c. Even put the new one into the P133. Could be a problem there though if you haven't got enough RAM to load the special Windows s/w. Reboot the m/c and see what happens on both of them. At least if it works, that will eliminate the hard drive and memory, then only really the M/B left.
3) A really way out idea! If you needed to set DIP switches on the M/B, have they been reset by the knock. Had this happen to a friend's puter once and just couldn't figure it out.
Rich
As I said ealier, I'm not very good at organising but willing to help.
Why don't we just copy the Portsmouth idea and just meet up in a pub. Bristol would be good (and handy for me) and we could put up some people if you don't mind sleeping on the floor. :sleeping:
We'll even throw in a cooked breakfast
Don't know any suitable venues as my regular pubbing days are over. :violin: Any suggestions welcome.
Why don't we just copy the Portsmouth idea and just meet up in a pub. Bristol would be good (and handy for me) and we could put up some people if you don't mind sleeping on the floor. :sleeping:
We'll even throw in a cooked breakfast
Don't know any suitable venues as my regular pubbing days are over. :violin: Any suggestions welcome.
Dear Mr Reese
I readily accept your sincere and forthright reply to my previous correspondance. You have adjectively pointed out that my presumption of your preferences for the ovine population of Somerset was completely unfounded.
I therefore offer my sincerest apologies and look forward to offering some liquid recompense at a future date. Of course if you feel that I have in anyway cast any aspersions on your good nature, you would be totally justified in using some colloquial phrasing to myself, if that would in anyway finalise the situation.
Yours
Facilitator
Ps What's yours Reese?
I readily accept your sincere and forthright reply to my previous correspondance. You have adjectively pointed out that my presumption of your preferences for the ovine population of Somerset was completely unfounded.
I therefore offer my sincerest apologies and look forward to offering some liquid recompense at a future date. Of course if you feel that I have in anyway cast any aspersions on your good nature, you would be totally justified in using some colloquial phrasing to myself, if that would in anyway finalise the situation.
Yours
Facilitator
Ps What's yours Reese?
Quote by Reese
But you know that Reese is more keen on sheep.
Erm... Methinks you're confusing me with the Welshman that Vix & I had the other night. :silly:
Dear Reese
Further to your comment in the Cafe Forum on the site SwingingHeaven, I would like to dispute your claim that you do not have a healthy liking for our wooly coated friends.
I bring your attention to a previous statement where you state categorically that sheep figure prominently in your life, in the darker areas of Somerset. I quote "...or is it due to the more than adequate sheep population" in the thread 'Why so many up north'.
I eagerly await your reply.
Facilitator
Well I'm enjoying my day!! :grin:
But I AM on holiday
And the kids are at sports camp :swingingchair:
Wifey is at work :love:
So I can start work on the bathroom at about 2, and then pretend I've had one hell of a job getting the bath out.
Count me in for the Great South Munch, but organisation isn't one of my strong points. (Should a teacher admit that?). But willing to help if you tell me what to do.
But I AM on holiday
And the kids are at sports camp :swingingchair:
Wifey is at work :love:
So I can start work on the bathroom at about 2, and then pretend I've had one hell of a job getting the bath out.
Count me in for the Great South Munch, but organisation isn't one of my strong points. (Should a teacher admit that?). But willing to help if you tell me what to do.
Quote by Flipper
Wow , you think you know something about sex , then a bit of digital kit points out you never got past 69A . Did it have broadband link to an instructional video for A thru E?
Flipper I think you may have hit on a new grading system. Similar to A levels, but these would be 'O' levels. :jagsatwork:
I've just been told off for talking to a woman. 
Well I thought I was talking to her, but I was told I was talking to her breasts. :grin:
I didn't even realise I was doing it.
I know by my age I should know better, so is it a common problem for you ladies? Do we really talk to your breasts, and does it make you feel good or bad? :confused:
Well I thought I was talking to her, but I was told I was talking to her breasts. :grin:
I didn't even realise I was doing it.
I know by my age I should know better, so is it a common problem for you ladies? Do we really talk to your breasts, and does it make you feel good or bad? :confused:
