The__Muttleys's Forum Posts

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I prefer to do it on my own, its not I dont trust hubby its just he take ages!!! and then expects something for doing it

What he can find that's so interesting down there is beyond me dunno

:twisted:
I dont know what it is.............cant figure it out!.. rolleyes

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20 Nov 2006

Wayhayyyy you made it m8...........well done!!!
I recall a conversation about this, when you were totally disgruntled by it all, but youve stuck it out, and good luck with your new career. biggrin

:D :D
Congrats from us both :D

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20 Nov 2006

I shave Mrs Muttleys bits on a weekly basis. And she thoroughly enjoys it, and so do i. wink

Ive never hurt her in any way, but have caused a bit of soreness every so often.
We find it to be a very intimate thing, and strangely erotic too.
Not to mention, that when completed her bits have to be tested for errrm, rough bits rolleyes

We get a lot out of it!!
P.S. Never use a new razor.
We use one that has been used on her legs a cpl of times, as this takes the 'edge' off the blades, and prevents injuries. :wink:

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20 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
oh -stick me down as a door bitch too hun

And me...............i'll be a bitch! rolleyes

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20 Nov 2006

Quote by Darkfire
and about bloody time too!
Yes please Vicky if I may :D

Yipppeeeeee!!!! :P
You certainly may hun. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wink

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20 Nov 2006

Wooooohoooooooooooo, we can do a NorthWest Munch again!! biggrin

:D
Put me and Mrs Muttley on the list please Vicky hun. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oooooooo, its nice to be back where the action is!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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7 Nov 2006

Put me down for a bash as door person or whatever you have in mind for me to do ok? biggrin

:D :D
I wont volunteer to be a handholder cos i dont know where we will be on the day yet, but when we get closer i will let you know if i can hun xxxxxxxxxx
Mutts xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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31 Oct 2006

Surely, if the event is being held in your own home, you should at least be given the right to conduct your own security measures.
A similar thing has happened before when we had a do at our house, and i thought the ruling was wrong then and i still think its wrong.
Your home is YOURS and nobody should be able to dictate who you have in your home.
Of course the possibility of banned members attending should be made public within the community, but the householder is the one who should decide.

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29 Oct 2006

Bump.

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26 Oct 2006

Quote by Vicky_uk
Thank you everyone for all your kind words and Best Wishes
I have had a lovely Birthday
and Yes Baz spoiled me rotten Love you Sweetheart

Your worth it hunny, Happy Birthday xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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26 Oct 2006

As its Marshys birthday on Monday 30 th oct, and we are away for the weekend, i thought i'd put this up now.
Happy Birthday babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx worship

:love:

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17 Oct 2006

Errrrmmm....................my willy gets sore sometimes when ive been particularly 'active'.
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh, and its sore now. redface

ops:

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30 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce:
:thumbup: :D :thumbup: :D :thumbup: :D :thumbup:
:giggle:
i like corsets :twisted:

So do i :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Marshy isnt wearing one, so no fear of her exploding during the munch :shock: :shock: :shock: She'll save that til after. :twisted: :twisted:

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30 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawnie

Muttley calm yourself hun - there is no issue over this munch, details and security are still tighter than Dawnies corset

I can comfirm that nothing is getting in or out my corset, not even me at the moment :lol2:
:haha: :haha: :haha:

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30 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
well, as long as you dont open your mouth as to which hotel and where, to anyone who hasnt had the hotel list, there wont be a problem

nah, i could think of better things to get me in trouble with you than that ;)
And me essex m8. :twisted:
Dark hun.......................................i'm calm cool

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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30 Aug 2006

Quote by redgirlmanc
wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now ops: :oops:

An so u should be! lol :twisted:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sorry :oops: xxxxxxx

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30 Aug 2006

wooooohoooooo !!! :twisted:
Sorry i slagged off your pussies now redface

ops: :oops:

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30 Aug 2006

FFS................why do we have to put up with idiots, who decide to speak about the venue and its location!
This is Darkfires birthday party, and the birthday party for various other people too!!!
The venues are , to the best of the ability of the organisers, kept quiet, for all the obvious reasons. No need to reapeat those reasons here.
She, (Darkfire) should not have to repeatedly place posts to ensure that the venues are kept quiet!
Everyone knows the rules with regard to this...................so keep ya gob shut ! ! ! mad

Simple aint it??? confused

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30 Aug 2006

Quote by essex34m
where the fook do I get tit tape/ toupe tape from?

want me to bring a couple of rolls of gaffa tape?
It never works that tit tape, well not on my boobs! lol
no, id say scaffolding would be better for yours
..............Offers to help with support rolleyes

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30 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I wasnt planning on drinking Marcuso hun, I'm on the door !

We'll soon see about that hunny. :shock:
I'm on the door as well, so are several others.......so you lady, WILL enjoy yourself in the time honoured tradition, and, if i might make so bold, will be accomodated, fed and toileted until ready for your return home.....................no deviation from this plan can be allowed for any reason, other than alien abduction. :shock:
I am your stalker, your friend and i dont want you to go home early cos your nice and i want to see what you look like after a night out :twisted: :twisted:
Yours stalkingly, Mutters xxxxx

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29 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I supose I ought to think about where I'm actually staying on Saturday night :shock:

I could think of somewhere :twisted: rolleyes

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29 Aug 2006

........makes a note to himself..............................offer to be of assistance to Dawnie rolleyes

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29 Aug 2006

Quote by HarryJones
Yep me too robbie ... I'm like a kid at christmas right now !!!

Ermm so if its your first one do you need someone to hold your hand and look after you Abilene wink

Regards
Harry Jones
Very sweet of you to ask Harry, although I believe I already have a hand holder. Maybe you can hold something else???
Wishes Harrys signature wasnt so long . lol
At your request I have shortened my signature. biggrin

Why do I get the horrible feeling I might end up holding a kipper or some equally useless object. :shock:
Regards
Harry Jones
Makes a note to bring a kipper for Harry to hold on to. rolleyes

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29 Aug 2006

Errrrm, can we come to the afters party too?? confused

:shock:

By the way, our friday thread is now in this one, and we have decided to stay overnight with freinds in leicester on friday.
Will be in the party area by midday on sat, so we will be joining the convoy that will be visiting the pre munch drinkies venues. :D :shock: :D :D :D :D
Thank you to all who replied to the original friday thread.
Afters party...wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo..........

:cheers: :taz: :bounce: :bounce: :thumbup:

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27 Aug 2006

Quote by Marcuso
Well.......me being me, I'll probably try to have a quick shufty into all the pre-munch drinks meets, but it all depends on whether the boss will let me have a few minutes off from cleaning the house..........lol

I doubt that m8, but if we gang up on her........................no praps not :shock:
Anyway we'll come wiv ya on the grand tour of the drinkies. biggrin

:D :D

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27 Aug 2006

We are getting to The Chesterfield area on Friday 1st Sept for Darkfires party, cos we want to make a weekend of it. lol

Is anyone arriving early, or lives locally and would like to get together for drinks etc???
biggrin

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27 Aug 2006

Suits ?? Suits ???? We dont have feckin' suits in Cornwall ffs :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can i not be decadent in board shorts and flippies?? rolleyes

No....spose not confused

Thing is...............where does one find a suit in bloody Cornwall.
Its ok for you ladies, you can look decadent at the drop of a hat (was gonna say 'your knickers') :twisted: Youve got the wardrobes for it, but us blokes with 2 prs of shoes and a handful of shirts, and pants..... :?
Oh well, i dont care cos im coming to see you lot and specially my Dark one. :twisted:

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24 Aug 2006

Confirm us hunny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx biggrin

:D :D :D

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14 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Just wondering how important swinging is to you?
Could you just stop and never look back, would you miss it?

I think if I left the lifestyle completely, I'd probably miss the social aspect of it more than the physical sex.

Someone once asked me, if my vanilla partner asked me to give 'this' up, would I? and the answer was No.
I could give up 'swinging' as in the playing, but not the social side, and I'll always be bi, so no, in effect, I couldnt give it up .... i can leave it by the wayside temporarily, but not forever.
but its not the 'swinging' that's important, its the people (some of) lol

Exactly. ermmm....what she said. biggrin

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14 Jul 2006

So sorry to hear this Curvy. :cry:
Shit, and kicked out of comes rapidly to mind. mad

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