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The__Muttleys
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Straight Female, 71
0 miles · Cornwall

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Now then Dark hunny, my little stalkee wink
As the theme for this do is decadence and debauchery, i was wondering.
Im fine on the debauchery bit, especially as you are going to be around. rolleyes
However, im finding it rather difficult to establish just how im going to do the decadence part.....in other words, i need assistance with being decadent, and would appreciate your assistance thereto. :shock: poke hump
Seeing as youve probably got nowt else to do between now and the do. confused
Sorry folks, we are not going to be able to come to this. Funds are just not going to allow it. :cry:
Please give our places to someone else.
Have a great time hunz and see you soon xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Steve and Gilly xxxxxxxx
Well i beg to differ folks.
If you allow your lady to go off with some bloke you dont know, then you are bound to be nervous about the possibility of her being hurt, so how about a bit of common sense and get to know people before you shag 'em.
We prefer seperate rooms as we are more comfy that way, but i wud never even consider letting Gilly go with someone who hadnt been vetted personally by me, at least as far as i could.
Arms , legs and tits are fine with us too, but the seperate rooms are always best in our opinion, as we feel more comfortable.
Someone said 'are you ready to swing ' if you have to do seperate rooms. Bit short sighted that! Like pololady said , 'each to their own'. And to say that seperate rooms is like wifeswapping is also daft, as the original swingers, were wifeswappers, thats where swinging started, isnt it?
Correct me if i'm wrong, by all means, but i was always of the opinion that swinging was about the open sexual attitude of like minded people, and that this included the swapping of partners for sexual purposes.
And just one more point, why is it that most of the swinging encounters that i have witnessed have been on a one to one basis.
We'll be handholders sarah hunny. wink
Mrs M wud like a young fit bloke to drag around for a bit, and i'll hold your hand hun, or indeed any other bit that you'd like holding. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
They couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery, never mind get our national stadium up and running on time. :shock:
Makes one wonder why all this apparent interest from tv stations.
It surely couldnt be, that SH has become so filthy that the news hounds have got wimd of us.
When you have a chatroom full of perverts and quick shag artists, and the word gets out, is it really so surprising.
As for the forums, there should be better security as to who can see the material in here.
Also, the pornographic nature of some pictures in here will inevitably bring attention from the less ethically sound of our media.
Yes its a free country, but, maybe we should ask ourselves, do we really need some of the pictures on here, and, while we are at it, some of the names on here.
Adult site yes, why not, and all that goes with it? But do we really need a sewer to visit in our spare time.
There are too many of my friends still here on SH, so im coming back to the forum side of things.
It will be nice to exchange wordage again with my old pals.
Mr Muttley. xxxxx
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO change the date, change the feckin date !!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
We'll be on our honeymoon on 17th june, which means we gonna miss a yorkshire munch. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Well i hope we'll get another yorkie b4 xmas, or i'll flounce,,,,,flounce i tell you !! :shock: :shock:
Have a good one tho. lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sarah hun, we are sorry , but we cant make the munch now.
The house move will swallow all our money for the next few months, so give our place to someone else who wants to go.
steve and gilly xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just to let everyone know, this munch coincides with the birthdays of susiebabes (11th march), and mr muttley (14th march), and we will be after loads of birthday snogs.
Pressies are welcome, although we are both willing to recieve our gifts in kind. :shock:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The fact that u say she's on the large side, but, you still get great sex, sounds as if it might be a problem to you, but, you go on to say that you are a pleasently surprised that she can still give you good sex. Why should being large be a hurdle to great sex?? :shock:
I dont think that can be doing her any good at all.
She certainly needs your support, although, i agree that it matters not what other people say to encourage, however, it surely must help in some way towards her overall feeling of how 'she' feels about herself.
Does that make sense?