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The__Sarge
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Quote by Sandal
Or was that code for "I am coming to frisk you down you sexy Sandal. I'll be there in 5 minutes"

Err... As you are not a member of the SH Security team then it is unlikely that you will have a copy of the SH Code book as the code for your quote was "Chill. It's just an internet site" wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
And with that folks I am off to change back into my normal persona... wave
Quote by Sgt Bilko
De-masking will take place between 8 and 10 on Sunday evening and I will begin deactivating the surplus accounts at 10 o’clock.

lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by 0lam_69er
am i correct in thinking it is about time for everyone to swap clothes again?

I think it's 20:00 hours (That's 8:00pm to you WBB) Olam_69er wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sandal
Don't be shy, come and let off a few rounds on my shooting range.

Thanks for the offer Sandal but I am just off to do my 19:50 hours (That's 7:50pm to you WBB) security check :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sandal
I know it is not normally my type of thing but I am strangely attracted to your BIG BARREL :shock:
I can't seem to get the thought of you 'banging' out of my mind redface

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt
:doh: I was actually aiming AT Sandal TvJudy but dont tell him that wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sandal
Will someone shoot these fookin bouncing psychopathic snowballs mad

Just for you Sandal wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled:
You are all just trying to tarnish my reputation but I will just shrug it off and go and do another security check rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by Big_G
And there was me thinking you needed to conserve your strength for fucking. wink
G

As head of security for SH unfortunately I am unable to participate in that sort of enjoyment which is why I made up the rule about frisking the ladies :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
A man's got to keep up his strength you know, all those security checks I have to do every night not to mention the searches of all the girlies to make sure they haven't run off with the batteries for my torch wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Eyes Pie
I always seem to end up with TvJudy's knickers after a munch dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have it on good authority that you meant 'in' rotflmao
Yes it's true I have been photographed wearing them as well redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
I always seem to end up with TvJudy's knickers after a munch dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox confused :? :? :? :?
Hang on, that means it's all normal in The Cafe for once wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
There seems to be alot of spies appearing at the minute... I think it's time to call in the special forces :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by blooxxx
Is easy in here? I haven't seen him. You don't think it's another one of these impostors do you? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I always thought it was you that was easy blooxxx wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Evening Mizaria, nice avatar you have there :shock: :shock: :shock: wink :wink: :wink:
From what I've heard blooxxx there's not many that can survive a good seeing to from you :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by stevegiggy
Look I am the northernest bloke in here okay what are you all on - hey I love all women and you knolw they all love me okay - its us northern humour that gets them every time cool :twisted: lol :lol:

Err ok steve... whatever you say mate loon rolleyes :roll: :roll: confused :? :?
Has he had a sex change then and not told us?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :? :?
Quote by stevegiggy
Look I dontknow who this steveg fella is I am Mr northern okay :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: cool lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by JGGL
But that is Steveg. Is't it????
rolleyes
xxxx
JGGL

Gets back into character mode
Oh yes sorry JGGL of course it is :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by stevegiggy
dont think luminous nose is my biggest northern asset Blue. You know me always straight to the point and give me women a good seeing too - oh after they have cleaned the house wink

I really hope that you have a safe house to hide in once this ball is over cause once steveg catches up with you it wont be a pretty sight :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by blooxxx
Well with your dodgy legs and bad back you might just grunt a bit when you're down there. wink

Aahh of course I had forgotten that :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Misippus1669
Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way

Fanbloodytastic wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by blooxxx
And Sarge, if you're that worried about your wallet, grip it between your teeth as you bend down. wink We don't want to disturb the GFZ now, do we? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why would we disturb the GFZ?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :?
If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Has anyone seen WBB as I need to do my security checks but she still has my batteries for my torch... confused :? :? :? :? mad :x :x :x :x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Er Sarge now lets think about this okay. I am more northern than you have more women than you and have biggest dong in the world. Whats your beaf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Double :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I do believe that the 8 hours is mine stevegiggy as I said it first :rude: :rude: :rude: lol :lol: :lol: