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8 Jan 2005

Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue what's going on?? dunno

:dunno: :dunno: confused

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8 Jan 2005

I thought we had already deactivated her account dunno

:dunno: :dunno: rolleyes

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8 Jan 2005

You wont catch me showing my cock for all unsundry to see... :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Big_G
Predictable, but funny
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Thanks

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Big_G
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
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I am cogitating
Big G sits back and waits for Sarge to take that one.
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Give me chance I'm looking up what it means in the dictionary :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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8 Jan 2005

AND you have got your fingers in Ian_Mids pies :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

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He isn't going to be happy about that!! wink

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8 Jan 2005

I hope you haven't worn them out WBB as I need some new ones for my security rounds tonight mad

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I didn't know you played football Big_G?? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Big_G
That is no way to refer to Neil Sarge, he maybe lumpy, but a little tact, please!

It wasn't THAT big a lump Big_G :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
i soooooo did not!!!!
tonguey bought me a recharger!

You were seen on CCTV last night sneeking into my office and then leaving with something lumpy under your jumper!! mad

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8 Jan 2005

Oi WBB give me back my new batteries for my torch, I know you took them last night mad

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8 Jan 2005

Yes I think we need to compile a list blooxxx of all the imposters, I will make a start by putting that Debbiewebs on the list as she obviously isn't the real one. Her avatar looks nothing like webbiedebs at all.. rolleyes

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8 Jan 2005

My buttons are working fine now blooxxx so I am off to deactivate a few accounts and lock a few threads in LMU wink

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8 Jan 2005

Afternoon all wink

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I see poor old Olam_69er has been having a few problems with forum members again, it's a good job I have all the troops rounded up and ready for action lol

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Aaahhh Misstake how nice to see you at last kiss

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
Don't think we should probe into the sarge any further...

When TvJudy starts talking about probing that's the time to go bolt

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8 Jan 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: Erm.... You can come and do a bit of feeling if you like Misippus1669 wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by blooxxx
I think he's having a little difficulty with his legs at the moment

Now you come to mention it blooxxx they are a little wobbly confused

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Although it might have been the beer I was drinking earlier dunno

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Well you are still here, so what have you been doing???????????????????

Been trying to get my torch to work but it looks like WBB has replaced my new batteries with her worn out ones mad

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8 Jan 2005

Aaahhh Eagerslut that would be great thanks, mine seems to be fading a little tonight... wink

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Hang on a sec... Didn't I see WBB in here earlier??... I bet she has nicked the new batteries out of my torch for her vibe mad

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
You certainly seem to have your hands full.

I do Misippus1669 I do.... A man's work is never done wink

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8 Jan 2005

It only hurts when it's cold blooxxx.. Old age you know wink

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Right I am off to do my security checks. Cant have anyone breaking out now can we :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol

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8 Jan 2005

How about a bit of Abba as well TvJudy??

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8 Jan 2005

Sure blooxxx... Hang on, I'm not falling for that old trick lol

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Sarge makes sure his wallet is firmly entrenched in his back pocket before bending over to pick up the fiver
There you go blooxxx wink

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by blooxxx
thats done the trick sarge. how can i repay you?????

You mean I get paid as well??.. :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

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I am sure that we can come to some arrangement blooxxx :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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8 Jan 2005

I'll give it a go blooxxx but mine seem to be malfunctioning as well :shock: :shock: :shock:
I bet it's MISSCHIEF collecting buttons again confused

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Now look here imposter of webbiedebs.. Off out of here before I let the cannons loose on you there's a good girl wink

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8 Jan 2005

You mean that that isn't the real Debs?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think it's time to call in reinforcements then...

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8 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
on me way debs.......sounds a much gentler pastime..
.......davej prepares himself to ave a snuggle.......

Dont do it dave mate, you will end up being her plaything :shock:
On second thoughts I might join you :twisted: :twisted: lol

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8 Jan 2005

Right you 'orrible lot... What have I been missing then??
I see webbiedebs is up to her usual misschief and WBB was late again. I did say 20:00 hours (that's 8pm to you lol

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I can see I have got my work cut out tonight!! confused

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