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Theladyisaminx
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Theladyisaminx
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Yes but I wouldn't like to let a mod win this game, anyway if they do, they have to go to Flowers to claim it, I am sure some wouldn't like that idea. wink
Quote by flower411
wooohooooooo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
another game to play :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
oooo im last atm.........have i won? :rascal:

Yeah !!
But you have to come round to my house to get your prize lol
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Mark_July
Not a hamster anyway. . :shock:

Do you have a thing about hampsters?
Only I have a likeness to one, in that I go around in circles all day and never seem to get anywhere. rolleyes
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Theladyisaminx
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What a strange analogy! lol
I now have an image of loads of hampster balls in a room with a human in. I am wondering what ball they will stop last.
I think I have lost the plot. loon
What was this game?
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Theladyisaminx
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Fem I have done two static line jumps from 2000ft it was a great expierance.. but you are not in the sky for long, it all depends if it is something she wants to take up for a hobby, to get to sky diving solo you have to do 5 static lines jumps, then progess to dummy jumps.. it takes ages before you are ever able to skydive as these are all marked, you have to get perfect marks to process through the stages.
Plus we had to do intense training for a few weeks beforehand.
This was when I was 18 so a few years ago now, and then it cost a bit for the training and jumps.
So for a birthday treat I would say I tandem dive might be far better.
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Theladyisaminx
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Bambi of course there is a winner, at the moment its me. :bounce: :bounce:
He who posts last, laughs longest.
errrmm I think I have that wrong redface O well
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Theladyisaminx
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I have a theory on this with some of those types of ads that they have never found the right guy with an average size that can do wonders with what they have, but are lead to believe that big are the ones that would give most pleasure. :P
I personally believe these thoughts are so unfounded.
But these are my own opinions based on my own experiences.
You get good and bad sex in all shapes and sizes.
Not that I have had vast experience.redface
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Mark_July
And don't use one of those vibrating ones, should have a government health warning!
:shock: :gagged: bolt
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Mark_July
Well I wait with bated breath to find out what will happen later on. . Bated breath!

Just don't hold it, it could be lethal. wink lol
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Dirtygirly
Have you all met each other!

:giggle:
Not all of us... although a lot of us have. This is just what happens when you hang out in forums, we banter. I've never met Flower but you can bet your arse I'm gonna give him as much cheek as possible... he loves it!! wink
Hang out for a while and maybe you'll catch a glimpse of what it's like when it's good... there's fun to be had. lol
Watch out for that BIoke though... he likes the straighties!! :giggle:
bolt
He's getting a lot of attention today, have I missed something? rolleyes
He told me off once for mentioning his name :cry:
All I asked was had anyone seen him thread. lol
Who is he?
Does he exist?
I think he is a figment of our imagination. rolleyes
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Dirtygirly
:confused: Do you mean another word for a cat? rolleyes

No... the P word for knickers! :giggle:
I hate the P word too DG,always sounds so raincoat smuttyish to me, and in a bad sordid way. Lord knows why dunno. - it's freaking knickers aint it!
To me to lost, might be that many old people seem to call them p******, so I think old man raincoat
The word has no place in modern society, I think should be erased from any dictionary. wink
Now about the word Pussy?
where has that one come from?
rolleyes
You had to say it didn't you?! rolleyes
You couldn't just have said KNICKERS cause that's what they are!!! :giggle:
redface sorry DG, I put it to warn others not to say it, they might not have guessed what the word was. lol
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Lost
:confused: Do you mean another word for a cat? rolleyes

No... the P word for knickers! :giggle:
I hate the P word too DG, always sounds so raincoat smuttyish to me, and in a bad sordid way. Lord knows why dunno. - it's freaking knickers aint it!
To me to lost, might be that many old people seem to call them panties, so I think old man raincoat
The word has no place in modern society, I think should be erased from any dictionary. wink
Now about the word Pussy?
where has that one come from?
rolleyes
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Theladyisaminx
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Shaving with hair condition I find works really well, I tend to get waxed as it lasts longer and the hair grows through softer.
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by Mark_July
Have you all met each other!

I would say yes not in person but here in the forums I have met loads, in life outside here nobody that uses that forums.
Some people have met at socials etc. but in general I think not as many as one might think.
A lot of it is just banter in here as you get a feel of somebody, I used to think in the beginning all seemed to know one another, but over time you realise most of us are here alone.
As for single guys, time input and patience, and no expectations will see you through.
Just because this is a swinging site, doesn't mean it will scratch an itch instantly. It just spreads the itch, and sometimes you have to scratch it yourself. wink
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Theladyisaminx
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Quote by BIoke
Those of you who say you don't like it are all "lying, dirty, filthy, cock sucking whores and need your cunts fucking like you paid for it... and then some!"
:rascal:
Actually, the c**t word really isn't nice... is it?
I'll go wash my mouth out with something innocent

:shock: soap I would suggest, and while in the bathroom a cold shower might help too. wink
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Theladyisaminx
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Language is such a funny thing, I agree Dirty.
I can be totally put off about certain words that are spoken to me slut and whore just don’t sit comfortable with me. I don’t mind dirty, naughty, and filthy but ended it with girl, rather than slut or whore sits more comfortable with my thoughts about myself.
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